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saved you a click: Strangleville wins again
August 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
everybody grab onto something just in case
July 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
median pnw home
June 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
weaselly statement from York, but I also want to note that this is another case of something I've noticed more and more in online articles: fucking up quotation marks
May 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sex Room
May 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
this is what they're taking from you
May 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
they're BOTH driving
April 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
a phrase that's popped into my head re: the age of slop is "semiotic aspartame," something that feels like it contain additional meaning but is in fact completely empty.

for e.g., the capitalization of this behavioral health program:
April 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Turing didn't account for how much we'd want the computer to be our friend.
April 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
why am I, a Wisconsin resident, getting emails from the governor of CA about his stupid podcast?
March 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
died
March 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
here's one
February 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
typically on or around page one
February 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
1. launch the game
2. press any key to continue...
February 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
February 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
doordash sent a status update along with a picture of what you see when you die
February 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
smoking on that shit that makes you introduce Proto-Indo-European to the Danube
February 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
@dropouttv.bsky.social you have to change your display name to theif for a week
February 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
doin a little math at work
January 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
January 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
what am i supposed to do with this? watch them in that order?
January 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
if the guitar player looks like this you know you're gonna die in that pit
January 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i may need to Learn and Grow on this one...
December 18, 2024 at 7:57 PM
7.2's side missions have tons of... moments.... with a character
December 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
that's actually not what my quantum chip says
December 12, 2024 at 9:06 PM