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merr (rhymes with air). they/them. DC. south indian. 30+. @chiffonades on twt
i got a “french toast bread pudding” at the farmers market today and idk if it’s french toast but it was delicious and lemony
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i got a “french toast bread pudding” at the farmers market today and idk if it’s french toast but it was delicious and lemony
my parents have so many random picture frames but none that can fit my assorted prints 😔
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
my parents have so many random picture frames but none that can fit my assorted prints 😔
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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am going to see hadestown on wednesday i hope it's good
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
am going to see hadestown on wednesday i hope it's good
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what is he even trying to do with those stakes lmfao
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
what is he even trying to do with those stakes lmfao
everyone on one of the teams i work with be drinking monster or celsius and i'm like wow what does it feel like to have caffeine impact you
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
everyone on one of the teams i work with be drinking monster or celsius and i'm like wow what does it feel like to have caffeine impact you
gonna get new glasses and i am probably going to keep the same style/color bc people always comment how cool they look and it's also like many of my favorite colors, but the siren call of other fun color/shapes...
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
gonna get new glasses and i am probably going to keep the same style/color bc people always comment how cool they look and it's also like many of my favorite colors, but the siren call of other fun color/shapes...
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November 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
i’ve made “pulled pork bbq” style mushrooms and tofu and by far the mushrooms are far tastier though they are more expensive for sure since it uses king oysters
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i’ve made “pulled pork bbq” style mushrooms and tofu and by far the mushrooms are far tastier though they are more expensive for sure since it uses king oysters
two people have commented on a 9 year old knkdz fic I wrote telling me how the found out about it from a tiktok comment in 2025 and idk whether to be flattered or scared or both
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
two people have commented on a 9 year old knkdz fic I wrote telling me how the found out about it from a tiktok comment in 2025 and idk whether to be flattered or scared or both
i think it's ridiculous that i have eye insurance but because i have astigmatism (a thing like potentially 40% of people have), I have to cover more of the cost of a contact lens exam
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i think it's ridiculous that i have eye insurance but because i have astigmatism (a thing like potentially 40% of people have), I have to cover more of the cost of a contact lens exam
meet me here for an ass kicking
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
meet me here for an ass kicking
they had to retake my eye pressure reading bc the lady doing it got distracted by my eyelashes and accidentally zeroed out the first reading lmfao
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
they had to retake my eye pressure reading bc the lady doing it got distracted by my eyelashes and accidentally zeroed out the first reading lmfao
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McALESTER, Okla. (AP) — Oklahoma governor spares life of death row inmate Tremane Wood just before scheduled lethal injection.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
McALESTER, Okla. (AP) — Oklahoma governor spares life of death row inmate Tremane Wood just before scheduled lethal injection.
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🚨 Do not hand your unlocked phone to law enforcement 🚨
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
Apple launches a Digital ID and says it’ll be accepted by the TSA
Apple launches a Digital ID and says it’ll be accepted by the TSA
A new way to present your ID.
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
🚨 Do not hand your unlocked phone to law enforcement 🚨
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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[ #zeroescape ] to the girls that were: 9 years ago
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
[ #zeroescape ] to the girls that were: 9 years ago
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Local media is calling it: Katie Wilson will be the next mayor of Seattle.
Wilson ousts Mayor Bruce Harrell after running as a progressive challenger.
Her win is a west coast companion to Mamdani’s as a statement victory for the left.
Wilson ousts Mayor Bruce Harrell after running as a progressive challenger.
Her win is a west coast companion to Mamdani’s as a statement victory for the left.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Local media is calling it: Katie Wilson will be the next mayor of Seattle.
Wilson ousts Mayor Bruce Harrell after running as a progressive challenger.
Her win is a west coast companion to Mamdani’s as a statement victory for the left.
Wilson ousts Mayor Bruce Harrell after running as a progressive challenger.
Her win is a west coast companion to Mamdani’s as a statement victory for the left.
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.