Fitzgerald Hornofplentifield
@chestyfitz.bsky.social
food posting, sometimes recipes at wonkette
Time to maintain the fruit cakes
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Time to maintain the fruit cakes
Good morning
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good morning
amazing they got this pic right before the Kool-Aid man busted through the wall
1205 Westminster Ave, 23227
Total - $656,000.00
Dwelling - $551,000.00
Land - $105,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 6881.64
Type - R Two Story+ (2.5, 3.0, 3+)
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1932
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/1205+Westminster+Ave+RICHMOND+VA+23227
Total - $656,000.00
Dwelling - $551,000.00
Land - $105,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 6881.64
Type - R Two Story+ (2.5, 3.0, 3+)
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1932
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/1205+Westminster+Ave+RICHMOND+VA+23227
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
amazing they got this pic right before the Kool-Aid man busted through the wall
Goofy dragon-ass figurehead
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Goofy dragon-ass figurehead
American Canto?
Or American Won’to?
Or American Won’to?
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
American Canto?
Or American Won’to?
Or American Won’to?
Some of you mfs on here
Weed Skeeters
United States, Census, 1940
United States, Census, 1940
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Some of you mfs on here
Good morning
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Good morning
Good morning
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Good morning
Good evening
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Good evening
We’ve all seen those before/after presidency pictures that show how the office ages you, but it’s true for being a governor, too
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
We’ve all seen those before/after presidency pictures that show how the office ages you, but it’s true for being a governor, too
Political realignment is on the horizon as Trump and Clinton start the Lemon Party
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Political realignment is on the horizon as Trump and Clinton start the Lemon Party
American Canto or American Wonto????
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
American Canto or American Wonto????
Every person should be issued a smartphone with good service, a 3-D printer, and a bicycle
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Every person should be issued a smartphone with good service, a 3-D printer, and a bicycle
Smart to hide the front door behind a tree; keeps burglars out
5502 Dorchester Road, 23225
Total - $554,000.00
Dwelling - $375,000.00
Land - $179,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 12299.0
Type - R One Story
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1952
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/5502+Dorchester+Road+RICHMOND+VA+23225
Total - $554,000.00
Dwelling - $375,000.00
Land - $179,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 12299.0
Type - R One Story
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1952
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/5502+Dorchester+Road+RICHMOND+VA+23225
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Smart to hide the front door behind a tree; keeps burglars out
She breve on my crotchet until I quaver
It recently came to my attention that the UK uses different words for musical notes. And yes, theirs are sillier.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
She breve on my crotchet until I quaver
This dough was a little too big for the brotform, just like my father always warned me about
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This dough was a little too big for the brotform, just like my father always warned me about
conveniently located close to mass transit
3840 Walmsley Blvd, 23234
Total - $239,000.00
Dwelling - $191,000.00
Land - $48,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 8276.4
Type - R One Story+ (1.25, 1.5, 1.75)
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1955
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/3840+Walmsley+Blvd+RICHMOND+VA+23234
Total - $239,000.00
Dwelling - $191,000.00
Land - $48,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 8276.4
Type - R One Story+ (1.25, 1.5, 1.75)
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1955
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/3840+Walmsley+Blvd+RICHMOND+VA+23234
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
conveniently located close to mass transit
do I remember correctly that one of the big selling points of Obamacare was to bend the healthcare cost curve downward?
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
do I remember correctly that one of the big selling points of Obamacare was to bend the healthcare cost curve downward?
sending this to my senator @kaine.senate.gov only to have him explain that he takes the train to and from DC and his constituents will be okay because the Democratically-controlled state government will step in to subsidize health insurance premiums
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
sending this to my senator @kaine.senate.gov only to have him explain that he takes the train to and from DC and his constituents will be okay because the Democratically-controlled state government will step in to subsidize health insurance premiums
Maybe it’s just me, but the dawn came late as fuck this morning
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Maybe it’s just me, but the dawn came late as fuck this morning
and now that I think about it, I have no idea where the love of God has gone
minutes really seeming like hours this morning
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
and now that I think about it, I have no idea where the love of God has gone
minutes really seeming like hours this morning
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
minutes really seeming like hours this morning
Reposted by Fitzgerald Hornofplentifield
Hey you got a little Gitchee in your Goomie there
November 11, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Hey you got a little Gitchee in your Goomie there
I am pretty sure this place is a front for some criminal enterprise
4610 Forest Hill Ave, 23234
Owner - Seibert Properties Inc
Total - $299,000.00
Dwelling - $138,000.00
Land - $161,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 10700.0
Type - B Restaurant/Bar
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1963
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/4610+Forest+Hill+Ave+RICHMOND+VA+23234
Owner - Seibert Properties Inc
Total - $299,000.00
Dwelling - $138,000.00
Land - $161,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 10700.0
Type - B Restaurant/Bar
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1963
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/4610+Forest+Hill+Ave+RICHMOND+VA+23234
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I am pretty sure this place is a front for some criminal enterprise