Fitzgerald Hornofplentifield
@chestyfitz.bsky.social
food posting, sometimes recipes at wonkette
similar thing happened to me the other day
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
similar thing happened to me the other day
Time to maintain the fruit cakes
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Time to maintain the fruit cakes
Good morning
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good morning
Goofy dragon-ass figurehead
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Goofy dragon-ass figurehead
Good morning
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Good morning
Left hand stout
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Left hand stout
Good morning
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Good morning
Good evening
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Good evening
We’ve all seen those before/after presidency pictures that show how the office ages you, but it’s true for being a governor, too
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
We’ve all seen those before/after presidency pictures that show how the office ages you, but it’s true for being a governor, too
This dough was a little too big for the brotform, just like my father always warned me about
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This dough was a little too big for the brotform, just like my father always warned me about
[Sit Elton John voice]
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
[Sit Elton John voice]
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
In the fashion of, as they say in France
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
In the fashion of, as they say in France
Apple crisp
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Apple crisp
Good morning
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Good morning
I mean look at this bad boy
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I mean look at this bad boy
Good evening from the Chesapeake Bay watershed
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Good evening from the Chesapeake Bay watershed
Trick or treat
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Trick or treat
Japanese proverb:
Hamburger seven times, help eight
Hamburger seven times, help eight
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Japanese proverb:
Hamburger seven times, help eight
Hamburger seven times, help eight
Meet me at the penis patch in 5 minutes if you want your ass kicked
October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Meet me at the penis patch in 5 minutes if you want your ass kicked
Because they’re a bunch of fuckin nerds. Next question
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Because they’re a bunch of fuckin nerds. Next question
Just one more potato salad, bro. I swear it’ll be the last one this year. Just one more bro
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just one more potato salad, bro. I swear it’ll be the last one this year. Just one more bro
“My name is Nicolas. I am from Par-eee”
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“My name is Nicolas. I am from Par-eee”
Ding ding
October 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Ding ding