Fitzgerald Hornofplentifield
@chestyfitz.bsky.social
food posting, sometimes recipes at wonkette
similar thing happened to me the other day
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
similar thing happened to me the other day
No logo? What a boorish suggestion
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
No logo? What a boorish suggestion
I tried for it last year, and it never came in the mail
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I tried for it last year, and it never came in the mail
Happy birthday! We just got back from a nice little friendsgiving
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy birthday! We just got back from a nice little friendsgiving
Frankly, if the hotel isn’t sex-soaked, I will find other accommodations
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Frankly, if the hotel isn’t sex-soaked, I will find other accommodations
my pork pie filling is 50/50 potato/pork, and this sausage interests me greatly as a member of the Swedish diaspora
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
my pork pie filling is 50/50 potato/pork, and this sausage interests me greatly as a member of the Swedish diaspora
just had some with butter. Pretty darn good
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
just had some with butter. Pretty darn good
Waiter, there is a compact disc in my soup
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Waiter, there is a compact disc in my soup
anatomical and psychological knowledge of the ladies. Incredible
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
anatomical and psychological knowledge of the ladies. Incredible
I bet Splinter’s got one of those corkscrew cocks
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I bet Splinter’s got one of those corkscrew cocks
if we don’t extract, refine, or burn them, fossil fuels won’t accelerate climate change
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
if we don’t extract, refine, or burn them, fossil fuels won’t accelerate climate change
Count da money
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Count da money
they paid blood money to the family, and as far as they’re concerned, that settles it
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
they paid blood money to the family, and as far as they’re concerned, that settles it
What’s going on outside the passenger compartment of my car is none of my business
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
What’s going on outside the passenger compartment of my car is none of my business
It’s pronounced “vahn kammer”
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s pronounced “vahn kammer”
shadrach meshach and abednego
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
shadrach meshach and abednego
Oh, you like something? You must have a child’s mind
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh, you like something? You must have a child’s mind
The Beach Boys became Beach Men
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The Beach Boys became Beach Men
Cold soup???? What will they think of next?
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Cold soup???? What will they think of next?
You might say “niiice”
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You might say “niiice”