Chesapeake Bae
@chesapeakebae.bsky.social
They/them
Do no harm but take no shit.
Do no harm but take no shit.
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Chesapeake Bae
@chesapeakebae.bsky.social
· Dec 22
ISO Furbies. Working or busted.
I need them for my world domination plan. Thank you for your consideration.
I need them for my world domination plan. Thank you for your consideration.
Just had a cookie "monster pants girl" sighting. Walking down the street in 25 degree weather in her flannel pants, short sleeved shirt, and flip flops.
Nature is so beautiful.
Nature is so beautiful.
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Just had a cookie "monster pants girl" sighting. Walking down the street in 25 degree weather in her flannel pants, short sleeved shirt, and flip flops.
Nature is so beautiful.
Nature is so beautiful.
Palate cleanser.
This is Reggie. He is a very sweet boy whose hopes and dreams are entirely invested in this blueberry. 13/10 (TT: reggiethebully5)
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Palate cleanser.
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From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
Double and triple Fuck Target too, I guess.
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Double and triple Fuck Target too, I guess.
ICE agents hurting themselves is my new kink.
January 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
ICE agents hurting themselves is my new kink.
Normally I don't narc. But if you hit an unoccupied car with a handicap tag and try to fuck off I'm taking your plate.
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Normally I don't narc. But if you hit an unoccupied car with a handicap tag and try to fuck off I'm taking your plate.
My tarot spread told me to be more of a self-centered bitch in 2026. .... Buckle up, fucking sticks.
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My tarot spread told me to be more of a self-centered bitch in 2026. .... Buckle up, fucking sticks.
Dropped my box of poop* at the combination post office/pharmacy/ convince store/liquor store this morning.
Got damn I love Dundalk.
Got damn I love Dundalk.
December 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Dropped my box of poop* at the combination post office/pharmacy/ convince store/liquor store this morning.
Got damn I love Dundalk.
Got damn I love Dundalk.
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There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog CAN'T be implicated in the Epstein files!
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog CAN'T be implicated in the Epstein files!
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Tell me you want a servant without saying you're too insecure to handle a partner
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Tell me you want a servant without saying you're too insecure to handle a partner
ISO Furbies. Working or busted.
I need them for my world domination plan. Thank you for your consideration.
I need them for my world domination plan. Thank you for your consideration.
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
ISO Furbies. Working or busted.
I need them for my world domination plan. Thank you for your consideration.
I need them for my world domination plan. Thank you for your consideration.
We just got our annual EEO policy statement for the year and they've taken out "sexual orientation" and "protected genetic information" from the discrimination list.
I guess that means they can discriminate against me now. Super.
I guess that means they can discriminate against me now. Super.
December 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
We just got our annual EEO policy statement for the year and they've taken out "sexual orientation" and "protected genetic information" from the discrimination list.
I guess that means they can discriminate against me now. Super.
I guess that means they can discriminate against me now. Super.
Hello, Friends! Would you like to receive words of love or hate (up to you) this holiday season? Fill out the form below and I'll send you holiday greetings!
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Christina/Bae/Frau's Holiday Card List
Would you like a holiday card? I'd love to send you one!
forms.gle
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hello, Friends! Would you like to receive words of love or hate (up to you) this holiday season? Fill out the form below and I'll send you holiday greetings!
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“The National Guard is stranded somewhere on this battlefield of partisan politics. They are not ready for this arena, and we should never have asked them to be. Politics is not a military mission.” @juliettekayyem.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
A Terrible and Avoidable Tragedy in D.C.
Trump was warned that members of the military could be attacked.
www.theatlantic.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“The National Guard is stranded somewhere on this battlefield of partisan politics. They are not ready for this arena, and we should never have asked them to be. Politics is not a military mission.” @juliettekayyem.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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"For some lower-income households receiving Social Security benefits, the $17.90 a month hike in the Medicare Part B premium exceeds the dollar amount of what they'll actually see as an increase in Social Security benefits each month in 2026."
Are we great yet?
Are we great yet?
Medicare premium increase reduces Social Security COLA for 2026
The monthly premium for Medicare Part B will rise significantly next year from $185 a month in 2025. Here's what it means for Social Security payments.
www.usatoday.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"For some lower-income households receiving Social Security benefits, the $17.90 a month hike in the Medicare Part B premium exceeds the dollar amount of what they'll actually see as an increase in Social Security benefits each month in 2026."
Are we great yet?
Are we great yet?
What do you think ginger bread people's organs are made out of? Cookies, right?
If you dunk them in milk they get soggy. So if a ginger bread cookie drinks milk won't their insides to turn mush and they'll die?
If you dunk them in milk they get soggy. So if a ginger bread cookie drinks milk won't their insides to turn mush and they'll die?
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
What do you think ginger bread people's organs are made out of? Cookies, right?
If you dunk them in milk they get soggy. So if a ginger bread cookie drinks milk won't their insides to turn mush and they'll die?
If you dunk them in milk they get soggy. So if a ginger bread cookie drinks milk won't their insides to turn mush and they'll die?
8 years ago I decided the way I was living was unacceptable. Happy 8 years of sobriety to me.
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
8 years ago I decided the way I was living was unacceptable. Happy 8 years of sobriety to me.
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Saturday Morning Cartoons, when physics didn’t matter and every punch had a sparkle. Join me for that at 9am EST
#SaturdayMorningCartoons #cartoons #TwitchAffilate #streamer
Twitch.tv/verbal_rd
#SaturdayMorningCartoons #cartoons #TwitchAffilate #streamer
Twitch.tv/verbal_rd
Verbal_RD - Twitch
Dad, husband, Gamer, Mobile DJ, Tech Head and lifelong Geek. I play a wide variety of games on Playstation and PC. Plan on laughing a lot (at me AND what I say) and having a good time. Check out more ...
Twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Saturday Morning Cartoons, when physics didn’t matter and every punch had a sparkle. Join me for that at 9am EST
#SaturdayMorningCartoons #cartoons #TwitchAffilate #streamer
Twitch.tv/verbal_rd
#SaturdayMorningCartoons #cartoons #TwitchAffilate #streamer
Twitch.tv/verbal_rd
Join me today at 1pm est as I make an attempt at streaming with my partner to help raise money for diabetes research!
Am I going to be good at it? No.
Am I going to embarrass myself. Probably.
Am I going to say fuck a lot? Abso-fucking-lutely.
Am I going to be good at it? No.
Am I going to embarrass myself. Probably.
Am I going to say fuck a lot? Abso-fucking-lutely.
DrRehaminator - Twitch
Dramatic live readings of horror. Sometimes games. Always spooky
twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Join me today at 1pm est as I make an attempt at streaming with my partner to help raise money for diabetes research!
Am I going to be good at it? No.
Am I going to embarrass myself. Probably.
Am I going to say fuck a lot? Abso-fucking-lutely.
Am I going to be good at it? No.
Am I going to embarrass myself. Probably.
Am I going to say fuck a lot? Abso-fucking-lutely.
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Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
JFC. When the AI Jesus tells them to unalive themselves they'll call it god's will.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
JFC. When the AI Jesus tells them to unalive themselves they'll call it god's will.
I live in a blue state, in a blue city. Why TF are all 4 of my state delegates Republican men?
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I live in a blue state, in a blue city. Why TF are all 4 of my state delegates Republican men?