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Chesapeake Bae
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Do no harm but take no shit.
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8 years ago I decided the way I was living was unacceptable. Happy 8 years of sobriety to me.
Photo of a medal with 8 years written inside.
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Chill puppy drugs are taking a while to wear off.
Photo of black and white dog called Nebula with eyes barely opened.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Jared Leto's Joker just endorsed Cuomo.
Photo of Jared Leto's Joker. Hands down the worst Killer and actor of all time.
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Seen in Milwaukee airport. This is mere yards away from Kristi Noem's ghoulish face on a television screen attempting to recruit for TSA.
Large green barrel overflowing with canned goods with a sign on it that says "Federal Employee Donation Bin."
October 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Y'all. Omg.
Cocaine Bear Bobblehead. This bobblehead features Cocaine Bear, the 175-pound black bear who died of an overdose of cocaine after discovering a batch of the drug in the mountains of Fannin County, Georgia, just south of the Tennessee border nearly 40 years ago in 1985.
October 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Troy Barnes. Sexy Dracula.
Troy Barnes shirtless with toilet seat cover with "Dracula" written on it. Community Season 2, episode 6
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Fuck Ice and fuck those that support their bullshit.
This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers. According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place. Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop 14/10 CBP Office of Professional Responsibility: 202-344-1808 JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov El Paso Border Patrol Sector: 915-834-8400 fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso): 915-541-1400 veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/el-paso-family-claims-border-patrol-killed-their-dog-during-search-cbp-reviewing-incident-texas-tx
October 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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My decline into nerdom continues.
DnD dice tower that is an upside down melting ice cream cone with the melting ice cream in the shape of a skull. Different view of DnD dice tower that is an upside down melting ice cream cone with the melting ice cream in the shape of a skull.
October 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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This is where I am mentally.
Side by side photo of a white puppy. The first picture says "Stop scrolling." The second photo says "Fuck you."
October 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Tiny cat. Big yawn!
Photo of a black cat with his head poking out of his paper bag cat house. The cat is yawning so you can just see a fuzzy black head with his mouth wide open!
October 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Our little tri-pawed King Baby Man is quite handsome!
All black cat with yellow eyes and three legs looking through our front window.
October 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Please let this be true.
Photo of a lizard person in a suit with a caption that says, "Overlords apologize, will reset simulation to 2015. 'We just wanted to see what you would do,' explained spokesman."
July 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Don't forget to get your boobs squished!
Went for a boob squish today. I deserve nachos.
May 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Soo mad.
Drawing of a frog that says, "My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government."
March 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Get you someone that gets you.
Box that says "Garbage Pail Kids. The official tarot deck and guidebook."
March 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Carpet shark coming up to take my fries!
Black dog laying underneath a table with fries on it looking sad because I won't give her fries.
February 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Look at these lumps. I'm going to miss my fuzzy coworkers when I go back into the office!
Black and white dog laying on a grey couch with her head on a black and white pillow. Brown dog with a grey muzzle and pot belly laying on a grey couch with her head on a black an white pillow.
January 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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My second finish of the year! I officially have pizza pants!
Homemade pj pants in a pink fabric with pizza slices and mushrooms. Closeup of the waistband of homemade pj pants with pink fabric with pizza slices and mushrooms. There's a tag in the waistband that says "Made with magic."
January 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Truth. This is part of the email federal employees received today.
We are aware of efforts by some in government to disguise these programs by using coded or imprecise language. If you are aware of a change in any contract description or personnel position description since November 5, 2024 to obscure the connection between the contract and DEIA or similar ideologies, please report all facts and circumstances to DEIAtruth@opm.gov within 10 days. There will be no adverse consequences for timely reporting this information. However, failure to report this information within 10 days may result in adverse consequences. Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
January 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Got this in the mail today. Does anyone want a new vagina? Mine's still in pretty good shape.
Photo of a postcard with "We're gifting you a healthy vagina."
January 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Y'all. I should not be allowed to have adult money.
#dannydevito #dannydorito
Tattoo of an orange Dorito with Danny DeVito's face imbedded.
January 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Meme with a blank, white and pink with a drawing of a woman wearing a black two-piece swim suit in the middle. The text reads, "I would rather adjust my life to your absence then adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect."
January 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Bought the dogs a new bed. I think they like it.
Large brown and white dog cuddles with large black and white dog on a new grey bed.
January 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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My first finish of the year! May I present Pizza Top!
Home sewn shirt/top with pink fabric with pepperoni pizza slices with white crust and white mushrooms in between. Close up of pink fabric with pepperoni pizza slices with white crust and white mushrooms in between.
January 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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How did I get so lucky with these two?
Brown and white dog with a purple collar, ands black and white dog with an orange collar share a big grey fuzzy bed.
January 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM