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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb
@chelicerate.bsky.social
Writer, hypnotist, pervert. A regular renaissance (wo)man.

The bitey part of the arachnid
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Ana decided to call out payment processors and their unilateral response was attempting to fuck up her life and that should be bigger news than it is as of now
The full count as of today:

YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
Is it really a conspiracy to say Ana is being explicitly flagged by finance bros when she's now been banned (or censored) from Twitch, Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, Ko-Fi, and *PornHub*??
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I was given writing advice over the weekend that sounds so incredibly obvious and natural but simply has never occurred to me and I really want to ask:

What is the writing process like for you?
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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The sad truth is AI slop is not only being pushed by executives.

Lower level employees are feral for it too.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Breffas
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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were so fucking back guys
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Edging 😌
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Israel is an evil genocidal state that has its evil fingers in a lot of evil pies, you really don’t need to make up conspiracy theories about it, and lowkey trying to connect it to every wrong in the world is a huge red flag

This post brought to you by ‘Epstein is alive and in Israel’ conspiracies.
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Real Turkish CNN broadcasting seal documentaries during the 2013 protests energy

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
fox news right now
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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maybe we could use another splash screen.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).

I hate this.
Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.

"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Caves of Qud
And when he had fucking declared all these things unto them, he sent them to Joppa.
-- Acts 10:8
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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I love doing my part only to get spit in the face by the cowards who demanded that same support.
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I hate that Denji is so relatable
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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But have we stopped to consider The Sun
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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you hate to see all the people who were vocally against AI suddenly not care because ARC raiders is just “so much fun”
Not to be the fun police but I do hope people know that Arc Raiders does use generative AI for voice acting, and by supporting the game you're letting higher-ups know that this is an okay practice.

They try to downplay this on the Steam store page by describing the AI usage as vaguely as possible.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Jesus Christ October was an expensive month
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I really truly didn't think there was anything in the Epstein files that was new or surprising but like they're straight up refusing to seat a Republican House rep because she'll vote to release it and the House basically hasn't existed since like September

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Remember that time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and then the guy had to go on TV and apologise for how being shot in the face made Dick Cheny look bad?
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Helping @swarmingbats.bsky.social reorganize after a move and watching her go back and forth the room and randomly reappear with a dog tail wagging happily as she moves the shelves
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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so when does the rogue umpire incinerate ohtani
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’ve been SAYING this
I love to discuss erotica internet microgenres with my beautiful pervert friends on the internet, but unforunately it has made me an annoying snob about the most niche things. I was telling a friend I think HDG is weak cozyslop and had to stop and back up and realize that's an insane thing to say
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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hacker voice: she's in
October 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM