Rory ‘Spider’ Webb
@chelicerate.bsky.social
Writer, hypnotist, pervert. A regular renaissance (wo)man.
The bitey part of the arachnid
The bitey part of the arachnid
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"bluesky is nothing but wokescold leftist politics" idk man my timeline is all my beloved mutuals and artists who draw anime characters with huge breasts, maybe you should try following other people
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 PM
"bluesky is nothing but wokescold leftist politics" idk man my timeline is all my beloved mutuals and artists who draw anime characters with huge breasts, maybe you should try following other people
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Pom is one of the most talented erohorror artists ever. His writing is absolutely sublime and the art is beyond gorgeous. If you're looking for erohorror I can't recommend Little Death highly enough
If you like this, you’ll love their story, Little Death Volumes 1 and 2, which are going into print soon as physical books.
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January 24, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Pom is one of the most talented erohorror artists ever. His writing is absolutely sublime and the art is beyond gorgeous. If you're looking for erohorror I can't recommend Little Death highly enough
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
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i love my website cuz I can really do whatever the hell I want skaetlett.gay/silly-and-ra...
Let's go insane and sexualize colonoscopies
skaetlett.gay
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 AM
i love my website cuz I can really do whatever the hell I want skaetlett.gay/silly-and-ra...
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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Academic or scientific studies of hypnosis are fundamentally looking at a completely different activity from hypnokink and thus frankly their conclusions and theories are barely relevant to intimate hypnosis, if at all.
You can learn way more from areas OUTSIDE academia.
I will die on this hill.
You can learn way more from areas OUTSIDE academia.
I will die on this hill.
January 22, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Academic or scientific studies of hypnosis are fundamentally looking at a completely different activity from hypnokink and thus frankly their conclusions and theories are barely relevant to intimate hypnosis, if at all.
You can learn way more from areas OUTSIDE academia.
I will die on this hill.
You can learn way more from areas OUTSIDE academia.
I will die on this hill.
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im so sick of the bluesky twitter war both are poo poo fart
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
im so sick of the bluesky twitter war both are poo poo fart
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Ultimately we've got to reckon with the fact that much of the OSR movement is merely reacting to indie TTRPGs' tendency to lose sight of why many folks take up the hobby: for a safe and budget-friendly way to satisfy the natural human impulse to put one's friends in some kind of fucked up labyrinth.
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Ultimately we've got to reckon with the fact that much of the OSR movement is merely reacting to indie TTRPGs' tendency to lose sight of why many folks take up the hobby: for a safe and budget-friendly way to satisfy the natural human impulse to put one's friends in some kind of fucked up labyrinth.
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I think about the game Mouthwashing all the time - its fandom, its form, the ways it is subtly singular even in the indie horror boom of the 2020s. It feels like a great injustice, rhetorically, that we discuss that game as being *about* sexual violence when, to me, it is about something far messier
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I think about the game Mouthwashing all the time - its fandom, its form, the ways it is subtly singular even in the indie horror boom of the 2020s. It feels like a great injustice, rhetorically, that we discuss that game as being *about* sexual violence when, to me, it is about something far messier
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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if you have the capacity, get involved with enabling and curating art you care about, be an advocate and critic for that niche genre or movement you're into. building participation in culture is important, otherwise your community is just kinda stuck in a rut of solipsistic isolated consumption.
January 20, 2026 at 10:23 AM
if you have the capacity, get involved with enabling and curating art you care about, be an advocate and critic for that niche genre or movement you're into. building participation in culture is important, otherwise your community is just kinda stuck in a rut of solipsistic isolated consumption.
I just love this community so much.
Even my anger, which I fear might be my reputation as it gets more eyes than anything else, comes from a place of love and protectiveness. I want this to remain and be a good place for all of us.
Even my anger, which I fear might be my reputation as it gets more eyes than anything else, comes from a place of love and protectiveness. I want this to remain and be a good place for all of us.
January 20, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I just love this community so much.
Even my anger, which I fear might be my reputation as it gets more eyes than anything else, comes from a place of love and protectiveness. I want this to remain and be a good place for all of us.
Even my anger, which I fear might be my reputation as it gets more eyes than anything else, comes from a place of love and protectiveness. I want this to remain and be a good place for all of us.
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I'm not about to say bsky is good by any means but "wah, my lazy engagement bait posts don't get engagement on bluesky" is the most ringing endorsement of any social media i've seen since cohost died.
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I'm not about to say bsky is good by any means but "wah, my lazy engagement bait posts don't get engagement on bluesky" is the most ringing endorsement of any social media i've seen since cohost died.
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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GOOD. He's an artist, not a public utility. He owes us nothing.
George R.R. Martin has said that if he never completes Game of Thrones sequel Winds of Winter (or the book after that), there's no plan for anyone else to step in. Instead, his Song of Ice and Fire series simply "won't be finished."
Game of Thrones Writer George R.R. Martin Says There's No Plan if He Dies Before Completing Winds of Winter, and the Series Simply 'Won't Be Finished'
bit.ly
January 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
GOOD. He's an artist, not a public utility. He owes us nothing.
That's a wrap, Charmed
January 19, 2026 at 6:56 AM
That's a wrap, Charmed
Nothing like dinner with the group chat
January 18, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Nothing like dinner with the group chat
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This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
I cannot fathom still acting like this.
I feel like I’m in hell.
I feel like I’m in hell.
January 15, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I cannot fathom still acting like this.
I feel like I’m in hell.
I feel like I’m in hell.
This is what the RAM crisis demands as a solution
The global teledildonics market size was estimated at USD 100 billion in 2025 and is projected to reach USD 8.26 trillion by 2030. By 2028, all human-computer interface will be done by wearable devices connected directly to your erogenous zones.
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
This is what the RAM crisis demands as a solution
If you’re going to Charmed, I want to chat! Doesn’t matter if we’ve talked before or not, I love this community and want to put more faces to names.
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
If you’re going to Charmed, I want to chat! Doesn’t matter if we’ve talked before or not, I love this community and want to put more faces to names.
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it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf