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Dr. Cheezus_Crust, the Resolution-Keeper
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- Very poor quality posts
- Slightly better quality reposts
- Friend to all dogs
- "They must have amnesia. They forgot I'm him."
- Sometimes cringe, but always anti-fascist.
- Your go-to account for shitting on New Mexico and Oklahoma.

(He/Him)
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Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Modest Maus
Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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concentration camp expert:
Some people are asking what I want Schumer to do. He should be screaming over medical care and access to facilities. He should be going to detention facilities himself and putting his body on the line, as he did at the border in 2019. He should lean into stories about New Yorkers in detention. [1/4]
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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this is pretty wild. good argument for lockdown mode if your threat model is one where you might have your phone seized by the Feds: www.404media.co/fbi-couldnt-...
FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled
Lockdown Mode is a sometimes overlooked feature of Apple devices that broadly make them harder to hack. A court record indicates the feature might be effective at stopping third parties unlocking some...
www.404media.co
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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If anybody thinks this is a joke
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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At both Silent Hill and Iron Lung the people sitting next to me in the theater were vaping, and this is a sign to me that gamers have gotten too comfortable in society
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Palantir needs to be obliterated the same as ICE, and Peter Thiel can face the Truth and Reconciliation committee he’s spent his entire life trying to negate.

If we want to fix our country, this is non-negotiable.
February 3, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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If Congress doesn’t act, the last nuclear arms control treaty between the U.S. and Russia will expire. It would pointlessly wipe out decades of diplomacy, and could spark another arms race that makes the world less safe. This piece is worth the read.
Opinion | Let the Arms Race Begin
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Michel Tcherevkoff, 1996
February 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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The orcas have discovered fire.
February 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Close call.
January 31, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Well would ya look at that
Cops selectively enforcing laws based of their feewings
That, and cops sympathizing more with an invading (illegally operating) force than protecting their community -- tale as old as time
LAPD won’t enforce California’s mask ban on ICE/CBP/DHS

www.instagram.com/reel/DUHDeCJ...
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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In response to Bruce Springsteen's anti-ICE song, Nicki Minaj has released a new single titled "Boots Taste So Good".
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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He's mad... how will he write his 'official' letters to the pub landlord now!??
January 29, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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i continue to ask what people are still doing on the fascist white supremacy platform that generates child pornography
January 29, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.

This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
ウマ娘...

I mean, I'm flattered by the "uma" (horse) association, but the "musume" (daughter) part feels... wrong
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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i feel like this instagram reel gets truer every day
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Something something broken clocks
Not arguing with the fact that this *is* the correct thing to do, mostly just admittedly a little impressed Fetterman finally found an issue even he couldn't put himself on the wrong side of
A bellwether of things to come.

Senator Fetterman calls for Kristi Noem to be fired.

"A grossly incompetent DHS Secretary"
January 27, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:47 AM