Cheeto Voodoo
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🔥 Come for timely revelations, stay for the snark, irony and occasional profanity! 🔥
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Between Dozy Don and Captain Mark Kelly, there's no question who the real patriot is!
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Between Dozy Don and Captain Mark Kelly, there's no question who the real patriot is!
Your Daily Diddler.
Former Pierce Co. elementary teacher, worship pastor found guilty of child molestation
A former elementary school teacher and worship pastor has been found guilty of molesting several students during school hours.
komonews.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Your Daily Diddler.
May his memory be a blessing to Democrats!
Doug LaMalfa (California 1st Congressional district House Republican) just died according to Jake Sherman.
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 PM
May his memory be a blessing to Democrats!
Trump in Putin’s pocket. We’re seeing it all happen now!
Fiona Hill warned in 2019 of a "strange swap agreement" involving Venezuela and Ukraine.
Seven years later, here we are.
• THE NEW REPUBLIC •
Zelenskyy on Maduro: If you can do that with dictators, then the United States knows what to do next.
• AP NEWS •
#DEFENDDEMOCRACY
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Seven years later, here we are.
• THE NEW REPUBLIC •
Zelenskyy on Maduro: If you can do that with dictators, then the United States knows what to do next.
• AP NEWS •
#DEFENDDEMOCRACY
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January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Trump in Putin’s pocket. We’re seeing it all happen now!
Yeah, well Russia, you can fuck right off until you get out of Ukraine and pay restitution. Even then, you can still fuck right off!
Russia demands release of Maduro and condemns US ‘crimes’ in Venezuela
Russia condemned US actions in Venezuela and urged the immediate release of detained Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro during a United Nations Security Council session on Monday (5 January). Russia’...
www.the-independent.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Yeah, well Russia, you can fuck right off until you get out of Ukraine and pay restitution. Even then, you can still fuck right off!
Of course it did! Trump supports his oligarchs just like Putin does!
Venezuela raid enriches MAGA billionaire
The ouster of Maduro is a financial windfall for a prominent Trump-supporting billionaire, investor Paul Singer.
popular.info
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Of course it did! Trump supports his oligarchs just like Putin does!
Meanwhile in Venezuela...
House Judiciary Committee releases video and transcript of Jack Smith deposition on New Year’s Eve | CNN Politics
The House Judiciary Committee on New Year’s Eve released a transcript and video of its closed-door hearing with Jack Smith, the former special counsel who led the two failed prosecutions of President ...
cnn.it
January 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Meanwhile in Venezuela...
Surreal indeed. The real drug dealers aren't from Venezuela, but rather Stamford, Connecticut.
Purdue Pharma is responsible for more than 500,000 opioid deaths.
Purdue Pharma is responsible for more than 500,000 opioid deaths.
Venezuela has nothing to do w/ OxyContin, the drug that Andrew Witkoff reportedly overdosed on and died from in 2011.
OxyContin was created, marketed, and aggressively pushed by Purdue Pharma, owned by the Sackler family. In the United States, over 500,000 people have died from opioid overdoses...
OxyContin was created, marketed, and aggressively pushed by Purdue Pharma, owned by the Sackler family. In the United States, over 500,000 people have died from opioid overdoses...
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Surreal indeed. The real drug dealers aren't from Venezuela, but rather Stamford, Connecticut.
Purdue Pharma is responsible for more than 500,000 opioid deaths.
Purdue Pharma is responsible for more than 500,000 opioid deaths.
Your Daily Criminal Pardon. (Criminals keep criming!)
House Judiciary Democrats detail crimes committed by Jan. 6 rioters
A new report from Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee outlines crimes committed by Jan. 6 rioters since the 2021 attack on the Capitol. The report, shared with The Hill, notes that at …
thehill.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Your Daily Criminal Pardon. (Criminals keep criming!)
Nailed it. Trump and MAGA need to go and this is the year to do it!
Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Nailed it. Trump and MAGA need to go and this is the year to do it!
Is everyone distracted by Trump's illegal actions in Venezuela...? Because that was the plan!
Jack Smith's deposition must be bigger news
"There is no historical analog for what..Trump did..[H]e was free to say he thought he won..He was even free to say falsely that he won..But..he was not free to..violate federal law and use knowingly false statements..to target lawful government function"
"There is no historical analog for what..Trump did..[H]e was free to say he thought he won..He was even free to say falsely that he won..But..he was not free to..violate federal law and use knowingly false statements..to target lawful government function"
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Is everyone distracted by Trump's illegal actions in Venezuela...? Because that was the plan!
No fucking Peace Prize for you Donald.
Trump’s Risky War in Venezuela
By going around Congress, the president is showing contempt for the will of the public.
www.theatlantic.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
No fucking Peace Prize for you Donald.
FAFO. Listen to the anti-vax idiots, end up with measles!
Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
In 2025, the U.S. had the most infections of the vaccine-preventable disease since 1992.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
FAFO. Listen to the anti-vax idiots, end up with measles!
Trump added his name and cancelled The Kennedy Center!
'Wicked' composer Stephen Schwartz says he won't appear at Kennedy Center
The Broadway icon, who grew up in Nassau County, had been scheduled for a Washington National Opera event in May.
www.newsday.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Trump added his name and cancelled The Kennedy Center!
It's time to shut these motherfucKKKers down! They were not elected to lead and they do not speak for the American people.
Project 2026? Group behind Trump’s return to the White House outlines next agenda
Trump implemented a bulk of the manifesto. Now the Heritage Foundation is promising a ‘golden age,’ Alex Woodward reports
www.the-independent.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It's time to shut these motherfucKKKers down! They were not elected to lead and they do not speak for the American people.
MAGA face is ugly business.
It’s up to Karoline Leavitt not to come to work with track marks
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
MAGA face is ugly business.
FAFO. Health insurance rates skyrocket as of today. Sorry to those who voted for Harris, you deserve better.
Health subsidies expire, launching millions of Americans into 2026 with steep insurance hikes
Enhanced tax credits that have helped Americans offset the cost of Affordable Care Act health insurance for the last four years expired overnight
abcnews.go.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
FAFO. Health insurance rates skyrocket as of today. Sorry to those who voted for Harris, you deserve better.
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In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."
Of course Trump lied. He lies about everything!
Jack Smith says Trump acknowledged to others that he lost 2020 election
The U.S. House of Representatives Judiciary Committee released 255 pages of transcript, opens new tab from Smith's testimony in mid-December.
www.reuters.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Of course Trump lied. He lies about everything!
Grandpa's golfing is super expensive costing taxpayers well over $100 million dollars in 2025. Grandpa needs to pay for his own fucking golf and not hand the bill to American taxpayers.
Trump Has Spent a Jaw-Dropping Number of Days at Golf Courses in 2025
The president visited a golf club more than 25 percent of his days back in office.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Grandpa's golfing is super expensive costing taxpayers well over $100 million dollars in 2025. Grandpa needs to pay for his own fucking golf and not hand the bill to American taxpayers.
This strategy expires January 1, 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This strategy expires January 1, 2026.
Delusional grandpa has lost his grip on numerical concepts.
Trump Claims He Has Ridiculously High Approval Rating: ‘The Real Number Is 64%’
Citing nothing but his own vibes, President Donald Trump claimed that his approval rating is a whopping 64%.
www.mediaite.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Delusional grandpa has lost his grip on numerical concepts.
The Honduran President begrudgingly paid a fair price to Trump for the pardon! Meanwhile in Venezuela, the grift will continue until the money is paid.
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The Honduran President begrudgingly paid a fair price to Trump for the pardon! Meanwhile in Venezuela, the grift will continue until the money is paid.
Trump's Winners!
December 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Trump's Winners!