Cheeto Voodoo
@cheetovoodo.bsky.social
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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🔥 Come for timely revelations, stay for the snark, irony and occasional profanity! 🔥
✨💙🌈 Happy to be in your starter pack! 🌈💙✨
🚫 NO UNSOLICITED DMs, PLEASE. 🚫
The shart of the deal.
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The shart of the deal.
Delusions of grandeur! Looks like Grandpa is sunsetting again.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Delusions of grandeur! Looks like Grandpa is sunsetting again.
🚨 That's Right! It was the Trump Administration! 🚨
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
🚨 That's Right! It was the Trump Administration! 🚨
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Dora the Explorer lead ICE Agents on a low altitude chase down 6th Avenue during yesterday's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Dora the Explorer lead ICE Agents on a low altitude chase down 6th Avenue during yesterday's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The turkey doesn’t want Trump to touch it, either!
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The turkey doesn’t want Trump to touch it, either!
THIS is why we can't have nice things.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
THIS is why we can't have nice things.
President Cockgobbler takes a meeting with former President Clinton.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
President Cockgobbler takes a meeting with former President Clinton.
Trump's new Presidential portrait has been unveiled!
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump's new Presidential portrait has been unveiled!
Laura Loomer has a Pentagon press pass and a direct line to the President of the United States.
And he listens to her.
And he listens to her.
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Laura Loomer has a Pentagon press pass and a direct line to the President of the United States.
And he listens to her.
And he listens to her.
It's storytime! This one is alleged to be true.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's storytime! This one is alleged to be true.
Lowest Presidential rating EVER!
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Lowest Presidential rating EVER!
It's the dementia talking!
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's the dementia talking!
Speaking of piggies... freaking pot, kettle, Dozy don!
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Speaking of piggies... freaking pot, kettle, Dozy don!
Trump freely admits he rigged the 2020 census!
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Trump freely admits he rigged the 2020 census!
New MAGA merch drop!
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
New MAGA merch drop!
I prefer Dozy Don when he is not awake!
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I prefer Dozy Don when he is not awake!
Yeah, so what's up with that?
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Yeah, so what's up with that?
Karma's a bitch and so is this lascivious trollop!
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Karma's a bitch and so is this lascivious trollop!
House vote TODAY! Release the Epstein Files!
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
House vote TODAY! Release the Epstein Files!
The youngest, most high energy, and totally not senile President in history! Karoline says he has the energy of a 25 year old! Would she lie?
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The youngest, most high energy, and totally not senile President in history! Karoline says he has the energy of a 25 year old! Would she lie?
Oh, hey, lookie how friendly he was with Orange Julius!
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Oh, hey, lookie how friendly he was with Orange Julius!
Your Daily Delusion.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Your Daily Delusion.
Old Man Sleepy Don got caught taking a nap during a meeting in the Oval Office yesterday. We need a younger president who doesn't nod off during important events!
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Old Man Sleepy Don got caught taking a nap during a meeting in the Oval Office yesterday. We need a younger president who doesn't nod off during important events!
The GOP doesn't give a fuck about you. Vote them ALL out!
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The GOP doesn't give a fuck about you. Vote them ALL out!
The President is a fucking liar.
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The President is a fucking liar.