Chaudman
@chaudman.bsky.social
Politics, chess, books, mufc, and music nerd. Basically just a nerd. Here for the cheese & wine. Resident of New Cat City (pop 2 - me and Eric)
With these new additions there's a real risk that the board President Trump pulled together at a press conference is going to lose all of its legitimacy.
January 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
With these new additions there's a real risk that the board President Trump pulled together at a press conference is going to lose all of its legitimacy.
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
And this is a cracker too
open.spotify.com/track/5FYH0y...
open.spotify.com/track/5FYH0y...
January 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
And this is a cracker too
open.spotify.com/track/5FYH0y...
open.spotify.com/track/5FYH0y...
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January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Friday night is music night. What a tune.
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King Rides By
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January 16, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Friday night is music night. What a tune.
open.spotify.com/track/25XgBd...
open.spotify.com/track/25XgBd...
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
Blimey, he must be like an Egyptian Jackie Chan.
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Blimey, he must be like an Egyptian Jackie Chan.
Ah. The Garnett Formula.
Did you know if West Ham Get Relegated the London taxpayer has to fork out half their grounds rent? Worth a listen (Check out at 23:36) #COYS
youtu.be/RHONxOaJTf8
youtu.be/RHONxOaJTf8
Competing on four fronts - thats was the justification for changing our manager from last season
YouTube video by Tottenham Home and Away
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January 16, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Ah. The Garnett Formula.
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Katie Hopkins is going to speak to the lads about becoming a people smuggler
January 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Katie Hopkins is going to speak to the lads about becoming a people smuggler
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January 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
If pointlessly gifting him unearned certificates encourage him to fuck right off I have a pristine 1988 GCSE in "Commerce" he can happily have.
what the fuck
VENEZUELAN OPPOSITION LEADER MACHADO: PRESENTED TRUMP WITH NOBEL PEACE MEDAL
January 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
If pointlessly gifting him unearned certificates encourage him to fuck right off I have a pristine 1988 GCSE in "Commerce" he can happily have.
Tbc I'm still laughing at him.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Tbc I'm still laughing at him.
"The people I'm about to mention are all decent people..."
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"The people I'm about to mention are all decent people..."
I've not actually seen Jenrick speak before but he's making a lot more sense than I imagined. Oh, hold on... I'm watching and old episode of Sooty and Sweep. Ignore me.
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I've not actually seen Jenrick speak before but he's making a lot more sense than I imagined. Oh, hold on... I'm watching and old episode of Sooty and Sweep. Ignore me.
I don't want to point the finger but can't you American lot just get your shit together a bit. I mean it's your problem. You voted for him. Sort it all out please and come back and let the rest of us know when it's done. Thanks.
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I don't want to point the finger but can't you American lot just get your shit together a bit. I mean it's your problem. You voted for him. Sort it all out please and come back and let the rest of us know when it's done. Thanks.
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I asked Malcolm Offord what he knew about the cost of living crisis, given he's a yacht-owner.
The new Reform leader in Scotland replied: "They'll ask me how I got her, I'll say I saved my money, they'll say, isn't she pretty, that ship called Dignity?"
The new Reform leader in Scotland replied: "They'll ask me how I got her, I'll say I saved my money, they'll say, isn't she pretty, that ship called Dignity?"
January 15, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I asked Malcolm Offord what he knew about the cost of living crisis, given he's a yacht-owner.
The new Reform leader in Scotland replied: "They'll ask me how I got her, I'll say I saved my money, they'll say, isn't she pretty, that ship called Dignity?"
The new Reform leader in Scotland replied: "They'll ask me how I got her, I'll say I saved my money, they'll say, isn't she pretty, that ship called Dignity?"
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Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
Are they going to have to paint over the murals of Jenrick at CCHQ now?
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Are they going to have to paint over the murals of Jenrick at CCHQ now?
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The scene outside any Irish funeral.
Foreign Ministers of Denmark and Greenland after their meeting with US Vice President and Secretary of State.
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 AM
The scene outside any Irish funeral.
Isn't "plotting" always "in secret?"
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Isn't "plotting" always "in secret?"