Chatty Protagonist
@chattyprotagonist.bsky.social
Above average enjoyer of the internet.
I'm just here to talk about games and hate capitalism.
⚠️18+
I'm just here to talk about games and hate capitalism.
⚠️18+
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Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does
Just finished Botany Manor and it was delightful. Nice little puzzles with no stress and a surprisingly impactful story.
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just finished Botany Manor and it was delightful. Nice little puzzles with no stress and a surprisingly impactful story.
A lot of you people have corrected me and one day I will have my revenge.
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A lot of you people have corrected me and one day I will have my revenge.
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
People say "You must be fun at parties," like im not.
Who else is going to rip 3 beers at throw hands over Zoids lore.
I am vital to the function.
Who else is going to rip 3 beers at throw hands over Zoids lore.
I am vital to the function.
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
People say "You must be fun at parties," like im not.
Who else is going to rip 3 beers at throw hands over Zoids lore.
I am vital to the function.
Who else is going to rip 3 beers at throw hands over Zoids lore.
I am vital to the function.
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
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I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
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I could not make the horse drink, but now I have a drowned horse. That's gotta be worth something.
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I could not make the horse drink, but now I have a drowned horse. That's gotta be worth something.
Patient: I'm super depressed
Pagliacci dressed as a doctor: Boy, do i have a show for you.
Pagliacci dressed as a doctor: Boy, do i have a show for you.
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Patient: I'm super depressed
Pagliacci dressed as a doctor: Boy, do i have a show for you.
Pagliacci dressed as a doctor: Boy, do i have a show for you.
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I have come to terms with the Thing I Hate not being made for me, and have moved on to two splendid pastimes: enjoying Other Things with my time, and being happy that other people enjoy Their Thing.
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I have come to terms with the Thing I Hate not being made for me, and have moved on to two splendid pastimes: enjoying Other Things with my time, and being happy that other people enjoy Their Thing.
I could not make the horse drink, but now I have a drowned horse. That's gotta be worth something.
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I could not make the horse drink, but now I have a drowned horse. That's gotta be worth something.
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
We don't know what happens to things in the Disappearing Closet, but it seems silly to start asking now.
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We don't know what happens to things in the Disappearing Closet, but it seems silly to start asking now.
As we all know your honor, liar liar pants on fire.
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
As we all know your honor, liar liar pants on fire.
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The estimated median net worth of who’s running the country:
House: $1.0M – $1.5M
Senate: $1.7M – $2.5M
Supreme Court: $4M – $6M
White House Cabinet: $15M – $50M
President: $5.1B – $7.1B
House: $1.0M – $1.5M
Senate: $1.7M – $2.5M
Supreme Court: $4M – $6M
White House Cabinet: $15M – $50M
President: $5.1B – $7.1B
"Do the rich have too much political power?"
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
YouGov / Dec 8, 2025
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
YouGov / Dec 8, 2025
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The estimated median net worth of who’s running the country:
House: $1.0M – $1.5M
Senate: $1.7M – $2.5M
Supreme Court: $4M – $6M
White House Cabinet: $15M – $50M
President: $5.1B – $7.1B
House: $1.0M – $1.5M
Senate: $1.7M – $2.5M
Supreme Court: $4M – $6M
White House Cabinet: $15M – $50M
President: $5.1B – $7.1B
What are the chances i can get an indie wrestler to put me through a table?
It's on my bucket list and I'm not getting younger (no matter what rituals I do).
It's on my bucket list and I'm not getting younger (no matter what rituals I do).
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What are the chances i can get an indie wrestler to put me through a table?
It's on my bucket list and I'm not getting younger (no matter what rituals I do).
It's on my bucket list and I'm not getting younger (no matter what rituals I do).
I need for firends!
You should play more boardgames
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I need for firends!
Love watching a good 80's movie only for it to become SHOCKINGLY racist.
What a hoot.
What a hoot.
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Love watching a good 80's movie only for it to become SHOCKINGLY racist.
What a hoot.
What a hoot.
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every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
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Ask yourself if kids prefer toys, or stores. Games from a generation ago were allowed to be toys. Games today are forced to be stores.
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ask yourself if kids prefer toys, or stores. Games from a generation ago were allowed to be toys. Games today are forced to be stores.
Are you from Mississippi? Because you look like you drink piss.
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Are you from Mississippi? Because you look like you drink piss.
Just tried an Elden Ring randomizer for the first time and Margit got turned into phase 2 Messmir. Thinking maybe I'll just re-roll this one kids.
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just tried an Elden Ring randomizer for the first time and Margit got turned into phase 2 Messmir. Thinking maybe I'll just re-roll this one kids.
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"Meta plans to shift spending from the metaverse to artificial-intelligence wearables"
i can't believe anyone who sees that doesn't immediately see it as an excellent reason never to invest in AI
i can't believe anyone who sees that doesn't immediately see it as an excellent reason never to invest in AI
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
"Meta plans to shift spending from the metaverse to artificial-intelligence wearables"
i can't believe anyone who sees that doesn't immediately see it as an excellent reason never to invest in AI
i can't believe anyone who sees that doesn't immediately see it as an excellent reason never to invest in AI
I really wish that AEW would use Renee and Moxly's marriage a bit more. "I spoke to Moxly earlier today," could've been "I asked John to explain what the hell he thinks he's doing."
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I really wish that AEW would use Renee and Moxly's marriage a bit more. "I spoke to Moxly earlier today," could've been "I asked John to explain what the hell he thinks he's doing."