Dynamic Charles Deane
@charlesdeane.bsky.social
I'm the hat guy. You know, on account of all the hats. He/him
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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I heard there is a funny clown
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I heard there is a funny clown
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
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The Reform pitch is increasingly “the last government was terrible, so we’ve hired everyone who was in it”.
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The Reform pitch is increasingly “the last government was terrible, so we’ve hired everyone who was in it”.
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I agree with the sentiment (FIFA are ghouls and national FAs are cowards) but I do think there is a fundamental difference between Qatar and Russia who were seeking to sportswash their human rights abuses, and a situation where a host nation is threatening or at war with the nations it is welcoming
none of them. they all played games on the bones of dead slaves in Qatar, they don’t care. if you’re expecting a show of humanity from international soccer, you’re going to be badly disappointed
Who will be the first country to announce a boycott of the FIFA World Cup?
January 8, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I agree with the sentiment (FIFA are ghouls and national FAs are cowards) but I do think there is a fundamental difference between Qatar and Russia who were seeking to sportswash their human rights abuses, and a situation where a host nation is threatening or at war with the nations it is welcoming
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none of them. they all played games on the bones of dead slaves in Qatar, they don’t care. if you’re expecting a show of humanity from international soccer, you’re going to be badly disappointed
Who will be the first country to announce a boycott of the FIFA World Cup?
January 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
none of them. they all played games on the bones of dead slaves in Qatar, they don’t care. if you’re expecting a show of humanity from international soccer, you’re going to be badly disappointed
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Using her queerness to dehumanise her. Fascists.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Using her queerness to dehumanise her. Fascists.
Did the Cratchits not consider that calling their son Tiny Tim might have been nominative determinism and that they brought his fate upon him themselves?
December 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Did the Cratchits not consider that calling their son Tiny Tim might have been nominative determinism and that they brought his fate upon him themselves?
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SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
We got to the end credits of "Wake Up Dead Man" and my dad said "Daniel Craig?" as if the true mystery the whole time had been "Who is playing the lead role in the third film of this series that I have watched all 3 of? I have also watched one of the films twice."
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We got to the end credits of "Wake Up Dead Man" and my dad said "Daniel Craig?" as if the true mystery the whole time had been "Who is playing the lead role in the third film of this series that I have watched all 3 of? I have also watched one of the films twice."
The Road to Hell was one of the first songs I latched onto as a child. Driving Home for Christmas is my favourite Christmas song as an adult. I also maintain they're about the same car journey but that's beside the point. RIP Chris Rea.
December 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The Road to Hell was one of the first songs I latched onto as a child. Driving Home for Christmas is my favourite Christmas song as an adult. I also maintain they're about the same car journey but that's beside the point. RIP Chris Rea.
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executive at The Bird Marketing Board: [seconds after snorting a massive line of coke] OK WHAT IF WE TELL EVERYONE THAT CHRISTMAS IS ACTUALLY TWELVE DAYS LONG AND YOU GOTTA BUY A BIRD FOR EVERY ONE
December 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
executive at The Bird Marketing Board: [seconds after snorting a massive line of coke] OK WHAT IF WE TELL EVERYONE THAT CHRISTMAS IS ACTUALLY TWELVE DAYS LONG AND YOU GOTTA BUY A BIRD FOR EVERY ONE
I'm not saying I'm the best at getting through airport security but I am saying that it never ceases to amaze me how many people make an absolute meal of it.
December 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I'm not saying I'm the best at getting through airport security but I am saying that it never ceases to amaze me how many people make an absolute meal of it.
Every recipe insists it needs to be cooked on the top shelf of the oven. Why is there no love for the middle or bottom shelves? Are other chefs using much wider ovens than I'm used to seeing?
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Every recipe insists it needs to be cooked on the top shelf of the oven. Why is there no love for the middle or bottom shelves? Are other chefs using much wider ovens than I'm used to seeing?
Why are Elsa and Olaf so unsettling in their Disney on Ice depictions? Surely compared to everyone in Disney they should be most suited to being "on ice" and yet this image makes me want to see them the least of all.
December 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Why are Elsa and Olaf so unsettling in their Disney on Ice depictions? Surely compared to everyone in Disney they should be most suited to being "on ice" and yet this image makes me want to see them the least of all.
It's bad enough when your dentist tries to start conversation about sport or the weather while treating you, imagine how difficult it is when he wants you to explain the partition of Ireland.
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It's bad enough when your dentist tries to start conversation about sport or the weather while treating you, imagine how difficult it is when he wants you to explain the partition of Ireland.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
There are ads for the new Spongebob movie that say "Get ready for a yellow Christmas" and bearing in mind that the phrase White Christmas is referring toa snowy Christmas the only possible inference is that Spongebob is going to piss in all of it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
There are ads for the new Spongebob movie that say "Get ready for a yellow Christmas" and bearing in mind that the phrase White Christmas is referring toa snowy Christmas the only possible inference is that Spongebob is going to piss in all of it.
You're not going to believe it but it happened again.
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You're not going to believe it but it happened again.
The thing about the Zootopia is that everyone involved had to know that every character would have porn made of them, but one person had to design Gazelle, and you know the most consistent feedback they got was "make them sexier" and "I don't have enough confused feelings about this sexy animal"
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The thing about the Zootopia is that everyone involved had to know that every character would have porn made of them, but one person had to design Gazelle, and you know the most consistent feedback they got was "make them sexier" and "I don't have enough confused feelings about this sexy animal"
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#Jokevent day 3:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Figgy Pudding
Figgy Pudding who?
Figgy Pudding dong ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. It's me big ben
Knock knock
Who's there?
Figgy Pudding
Figgy Pudding who?
Figgy Pudding dong ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. It's me big ben
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
#Jokevent day 3:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Figgy Pudding
Figgy Pudding who?
Figgy Pudding dong ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. It's me big ben
Knock knock
Who's there?
Figgy Pudding
Figgy Pudding who?
Figgy Pudding dong ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. It's me big ben
We have both a new Avatar film and a new Ryan Gosling film on the horizon. What I'm saying is I can't wait for the inevitable third SNL skit about the Avatar Papyrus font.
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
We have both a new Avatar film and a new Ryan Gosling film on the horizon. What I'm saying is I can't wait for the inevitable third SNL skit about the Avatar Papyrus font.
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Glinn*r harassing quiz show hosts with the same line: “Yes or no: do you think it’s a *good* thing if trans women do the things that I think they do?” Brilliant debate tactic because you can always fall back to “Ah so you can’t answer a simple question about something I personally believe”
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Glinn*r harassing quiz show hosts with the same line: “Yes or no: do you think it’s a *good* thing if trans women do the things that I think they do?” Brilliant debate tactic because you can always fall back to “Ah so you can’t answer a simple question about something I personally believe”
Spotify DJ has a warning on it not to share personal data. Who's out here asking for recommendations based on they're home address? Who has tried a playlist based on their blood type? Are they good? Is it worth the risk? Alright you've convinced me, I'll give it a go.
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Spotify DJ has a warning on it not to share personal data. Who's out here asking for recommendations based on they're home address? Who has tried a playlist based on their blood type? Are they good? Is it worth the risk? Alright you've convinced me, I'll give it a go.