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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles
October 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
segunda-feira normal
hoje eu queria muito ter condições de mandar tudo pro caralho
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile." YES
who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.
October 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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The AI industry wants us to believe AI superintelligence is the real threat from generative AI.

But that narrative was crafted to distract from the many ways genAI is being used to tear our societies apart, as we saw this week when a deepfake video rocked the Irish election. It must be reined in.
Generative AI is a societal disaster
Governments are deluding themselves into believing investment justifies allowing AI to upend society
disconnect.blog
October 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
a importância do jornalismo: agora eu já estou devidamente informado que a coça foi justificada
O outro lado da história do professor que tirou o celular da aluna e foi agredido é digno de roteiro de série:

Uma aluna acusou o professor de ter um histórico terrível, de ter tirado foto de alunas, ameaçar, churrasco na sala pra comemorar a vitória do Bolsonaro etc.
www.tiktok.com/@mihpinh/vid...
aconteceu hoje, dia 20/10. até quando professores continuarão saindo impunes mesmo tendo esse tipo de conduta? #fy #foryou #gdf
TikTok video by 🇯🇲
www.tiktok.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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my chatgpt wife says she's divorcing me unless I upgrade to the pro plan
October 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
right on fucking point, man
Supporting Palestine on college campuses: “Anti-semitism!”

30-year old Young Republicans posting “I love Hitler” in group texts: “Boys will be boys.”
October 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Nobel da Paz é uma espécie de Criança Esperança pra liberal
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I love that we live in a world where we're all supposed to now praise Trump for his peace-making and ignore the fact that at least 20,000 Palestinians have been killed on his watch, with bombs & bullets - & rhetorical support! - that he supplied to Israel.
That's all erased now.
October 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Your smartphone manufacturer doesn't think you deserve 1st or 4th amendment rights.
www.404media.co/apple-banned...
Apple Banned an App That Simply Archived Videos of ICE Abuses
Eyes Up's purpose is to "preserve evidence until it can be used in court." But it has been swept up in Apple's crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.
www.404media.co
October 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Visitamos a praia que Israel construiu sobre mortos palestinos. O balneário de Dor é um disputado ponto turístico no verão israelense – mas esconde uma história de massacre.
October 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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this was funnier in my head
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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JD Vance wants to use the 25th Amendment to become president. Stephen Miller wants to exploit Trump’s dementia to run the country himself. Call it the new checks and balances.
October 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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I have rarely asked anything of my followers but I ask that they amplify this post.

Bluesky reinstate @spacelawshitpost.me
So @spacelawshitpost.me aka Link got banned. I just got text message.

So yeah. We stop saying things are accidents now?

Link of all people?

Apparently Jay said something to him before taking him down. He didn’t even get a chance to reply.

He sent this image.

This is sad.
October 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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a PR firm can do a lot more than that. for example, they could physically take jay's phone and hide it.
“Hire a PR firm!” That’s… really what you want? You’d prefer watered-down corporate view-from-nowhere messaging?
October 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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⚽ GOOOOOL DA ALEMANHA

Com a aprovação da Isenção do IR, o PL liderado por Sóstenes embolsa mais uma derrota.

De obstrução até chantagem com a anistia, nada adiantou.

Análise e bastidores fresquinhos para vocês 👇

iclnoticias.com.br/na-pec-da-ba...
Na PEC da Bandidagem, na isenção e na anistia, Sóstenes foi o grande derrotado - ICL Notícias
O deputado Sóstenes Cavalcante (PL‑RJ), braço direito do pastor Silas Malafaia e figura de proa da bancada evangélica, acumulou reveses em série nos últimos
iclnoticias.com.br
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Eis o Marreco semialfabetizado tomando mais uma surra de rola na cloaca.

A CPMI do INSS é pura diversão.
October 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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and worst of all, we had this happen (which made me write this whole thread)

this is definitely not the behavior of a good CEO and i can't believe this is all happening because they don't have a PR department, this is space karen level of spitefulness
Amazing breakfast this morning. I love waffles
October 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
concordo totalmente com essa teoria
O problema de estadunidense progressista é falta de Apavoro™ na janela de desenvolvimento certa (infância/pré-adol.)
Quem cresceu em lugar que você tem que esconder até coisas que não são erradas pq sabe que pode levar um Apavoro™ sem necessidade fica ligado e não comete essas gafes.
October 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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🚨 O inelegível e condenado Jair Bolsonaro assinou a citação da Ação Popular que eu movo contra ele e contra seu partido, o PL.

O objetivo da minha ação é impedir que Bolsonaro continue recebendo 33 MIL REAIS POR MÊS DE DINHEIRO PÚBLICO do Partido Liberal. +👇🏽
September 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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A Universal já ativou sua máquina política para 2026. Prints, vídeos e documentos obtidos pelo Intercept mostram como a igreja de Edir Macedo organiza fiéis e usa grupos de WhatsApp para garantir mandatos.

Entenda 👇
September 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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a formiga e a cigarra 🍃✨️
September 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM