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nb rockstar csr thought leader / im eric the @ is a pun / making music as ‘fisher thing’
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Man you guys gotta be more normal about the one guy on your train not wearing headphones, it's annoying but it's not, like, a decay of society level issue.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Profoundly cursèd
Badenoch describes Church of England as 'Labour party at prayer', as she says letting welfare spending soar 'not Christian' - www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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One of the things I emphasize to people that has informed my politics for basically my entire life is that I am a (practicing) Catholic. Hell is a real place where you will really go if you don’t, you know, respect the dignity of your fellow man
You do not fear hell enough
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I need 19 Canadians to make a call and/or send an email today.

email:
gary.anand@parl.gc.ca

phone:
613-992-1351

if you copy/paste that email & phone call to your premier, MP & MPP (with their names), it will take about 15 minutes total.

Script:
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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'Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai' (circa 1870)
Kawanabe Kyōsai
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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this is the post that drove me insane and has me considering tossing myself out the nearest window
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
consider this an album announcement. fisher thing lp2 out early next year. single soon
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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i don't think that bush v. gore is the *worst* ruling in the history of the supreme court, but i do think it is the most openly *corrupt* ruling in its history. a real disgrace.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
why does this guy look like obama and seinfeld fusion
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I always love when you can see the difference between two games in a series localized for Western audiences immediately before and after the cultural shift of "not being embarrassed to be a thing from Japan"
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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We gotta start close-reading Dead Kennedys album artwork like it’s the writings of Nostradamus
Real tweets from the White House are indistinguishable from anti-Trump AI slop.

Or, in this case, 1990s Adbusters parodies.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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it's so fascinating to me that Jake Tapper is mad at Vance's office not issuing a disavowal of Nick Fuentes while the Vice President's other connections to New Right thinkers is completely unmentioned on cable news
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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i told y’all. mexican coke is a glonzo, donald trump being a pedophile is not
it’s not glonzo if it’s true
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
if anything at this point we should not be using 'glonzo' to refer to something as real as epstein. this is the difference between true glonzo knowers (glonzo as representing an improbable solution) vs fake glonzo knowers (glonzo as anti-populist slop)
Random: Just stumbled across this if you haven't seen it.
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Glonzo#...
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
imagining a version of the sims that lets you make a pentecostal church and u don't know if they're talking in simlish or speaking in tongues
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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driving from hamilton towards toronto on the 403 is fun bc you get to see a sign for the 'ponderosa family nudist resort'
March 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i miss twitter
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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ya know I’ve always said the legend of zelda series could be *really* great if it looked like a sterile and soulless amazon prime show
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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it actually means ‘vampire weakened’. they’re on the side of humanity
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it actually means ‘vampire weakened’. they’re on the side of humanity
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i'm 37 years old and i still think the most glamorous thing to do is to write about politics or politics-adjacent topics on the internet (the sickness of our generation)
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
fans of the who don't say 'no loads refused', they say 'the sea refuses no river'. and i think that's beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
never been less surprised to find out a man was a quora poster
NEW: I found Jeffrey Epstein's Quora account from 2012, connected to one of his Gmail accounts. It's an interesting snapshot of who followed him back then, because most seem to have followed pre-2017 or even 2015.

Epstein followed two people/
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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i thought the watermark was tim rippers ridiculous facial hair
June 25, 2023 at 9:37 PM