Celebrimbor
@celebrimbor.bsky.social
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Celebrimbor
@celebrimbor.bsky.social
· Sep 6
I will not be ragebaited. Ragebait is the mind-killer. Ragebait is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my rage. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
“Notice how (shit I completely made up)?”
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“Notice how (shit I completely made up)?”
That’s it. I’m done feeling ashamed. Benson Boone is incredibly hot and I’m no longer scared to say it.
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That’s it. I’m done feeling ashamed. Benson Boone is incredibly hot and I’m no longer scared to say it.
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When people eat non-breakfast food for breakfast and then post about it like they’re being some kind of rebel.
“Just ate nachos for breakfast idgaf”
Yeah idgaf either.
Nobody gaf.
You’re so boring.
“Just ate nachos for breakfast idgaf”
Yeah idgaf either.
Nobody gaf.
You’re so boring.
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
When people eat non-breakfast food for breakfast and then post about it like they’re being some kind of rebel.
“Just ate nachos for breakfast idgaf”
Yeah idgaf either.
Nobody gaf.
You’re so boring.
“Just ate nachos for breakfast idgaf”
Yeah idgaf either.
Nobody gaf.
You’re so boring.
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My cat is so evil. “I’m just stretching. It just so happens that my paw lands in the middle of the iPad screen while you’re watching a video”
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My cat is so evil. “I’m just stretching. It just so happens that my paw lands in the middle of the iPad screen while you’re watching a video”
Me aren’t lonely enough.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me aren’t lonely enough.
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cynthia erivo ice clone gif
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
cynthia erivo ice clone gif
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Can’t believe Bill Clinton got impeached over a blowie and it WASN’T the one he gave Donald Trump.
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Can’t believe Bill Clinton got impeached over a blowie and it WASN’T the one he gave Donald Trump.
autistic guy who hunts putting one of those “show off your rack” bumper stickers not realizing it’s a double entendre and not understanding why he keeps getting flashed
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
autistic guy who hunts putting one of those “show off your rack” bumper stickers not realizing it’s a double entendre and not understanding why he keeps getting flashed
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Trads picking which unambiguously beneficial modern innovation they're gonna arbitrarily start railing against next
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Trads picking which unambiguously beneficial modern innovation they're gonna arbitrarily start railing against next
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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What ever happened with the vampire billionaire who was stealing his son’s blood? Feels like it’s been a while since we heard about any of his shenanigans.
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What ever happened with the vampire billionaire who was stealing his son’s blood? Feels like it’s been a while since we heard about any of his shenanigans.
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Glen Powell’s buns in The Running Man
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Glen Powell’s buns in The Running Man
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The president of the united states is a pedophile rapist who was best buddies with Jeffrey Epstein and spent hours with an underage victim at Epstein's home. Now he's currently huddled in the situation room directing a cover up about it like it's a seal team 6 operation. Do I have that right?
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The president of the united states is a pedophile rapist who was best buddies with Jeffrey Epstein and spent hours with an underage victim at Epstein's home. Now he's currently huddled in the situation room directing a cover up about it like it's a seal team 6 operation. Do I have that right?
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Trump makes perfect sense within an authoritarian ethno-nationalist framework, where the executive holds arbitrary power founded on a racist concept of who gets to be a citizen.
Alas this quote is not stupidity: it is well calibrated messaging to his core audience.
Alas this quote is not stupidity: it is well calibrated messaging to his core audience.
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Trump makes perfect sense within an authoritarian ethno-nationalist framework, where the executive holds arbitrary power founded on a racist concept of who gets to be a citizen.
Alas this quote is not stupidity: it is well calibrated messaging to his core audience.
Alas this quote is not stupidity: it is well calibrated messaging to his core audience.
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🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
John Fetterman is still playing by the Old D&D rules where Orcs get a -2 penalty to their intelligence score.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
John Fetterman is still playing by the Old D&D rules where Orcs get a -2 penalty to their intelligence score.
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Gazing into the crystal ball to see future meat discourse:
"veganism is allying with big biotech against small-scale farmers and you still call yourself left-wing?"
"high prices are turning meat into a privilege for the wealthy"
"veganism is cuisine colonialism by white people against POC"
"veganism is allying with big biotech against small-scale farmers and you still call yourself left-wing?"
"high prices are turning meat into a privilege for the wealthy"
"veganism is cuisine colonialism by white people against POC"
also imagine a million of these posts, forever
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Gazing into the crystal ball to see future meat discourse:
"veganism is allying with big biotech against small-scale farmers and you still call yourself left-wing?"
"high prices are turning meat into a privilege for the wealthy"
"veganism is cuisine colonialism by white people against POC"
"veganism is allying with big biotech against small-scale farmers and you still call yourself left-wing?"
"high prices are turning meat into a privilege for the wealthy"
"veganism is cuisine colonialism by white people against POC"
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Jesus christ
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Jesus christ
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cupcakKe is a national treasure and needs to be awarded a Pulitzer for her creativity and lyricism ☝️
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
cupcakKe is a national treasure and needs to be awarded a Pulitzer for her creativity and lyricism ☝️
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whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win
Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win