Celebrimbor
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Celebrimbor
@celebrimbor.bsky.social
· Sep 6
I will not be ragebaited. Ragebait is the mind-killer. Ragebait is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my rage. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
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The only thing certain in this world is (twink) death and (pit) taxes
February 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The only thing certain in this world is (twink) death and (pit) taxes
The antiwokes are currently fighting a bloody war over whether A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is Woke or Antiwoke and it’s hilarious to watch.
February 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The antiwokes are currently fighting a bloody war over whether A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is Woke or Antiwoke and it’s hilarious to watch.
first person to ever earn a platinum metal in the chopped olympics 🤩
Shia LaBeouf was arrested in New Orleans after an alleged fight during Mardi Gras
Shia LaBeouf arrested in New Orleans after brawl during Mardi Gras
The 39-year-old actor was allegedly kicked out of a business on Royal Street after causing a disturbance, according to police.
www.nbcnews.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
first person to ever earn a platinum metal in the chopped olympics 🤩
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episode 5 is probably the best-filmed, most brutal, most engaging depiction of medieval combat I’ve ever seen in film or TV. I hope this show gets twenty seasons and it keeps exactly this balance of wholesome sweetness and visceral brutality.
February 17, 2026 at 3:08 AM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episode 5 is probably the best-filmed, most brutal, most engaging depiction of medieval combat I’ve ever seen in film or TV. I hope this show gets twenty seasons and it keeps exactly this balance of wholesome sweetness and visceral brutality.
I genuinely cannot process that the guy who played Kip is straight. Not because he, the man, seems gay, in fact he seems extremely straight, but because Kip, the character, felt so gay that I assumed he had to have been played by a gay man. My brain simply cannot process that he was acting.
February 15, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I genuinely cannot process that the guy who played Kip is straight. Not because he, the man, seems gay, in fact he seems extremely straight, but because Kip, the character, felt so gay that I assumed he had to have been played by a gay man. My brain simply cannot process that he was acting.
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Again?
Germany's far-right Alternative for Germany (AfD), the party supported by JD Vance and Elon Musk, are now looking to ICE in the US for inspiration and saying Germany needs an ICE of its own. www.politico.eu/article/euro...
European far-right parties push for ICE-style police
Fringe figures want to follow the Trump playbook for tackling unauthorized migration.
www.politico.eu
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Again?
I cannot believe that people on Twitter are talking about manspreading as if it’s a real issue in 2026. Not even in the sense of like, criticizing the behavior, but in the sense of actively trying to cancel people because a picture came out of them manspreading.
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I cannot believe that people on Twitter are talking about manspreading as if it’s a real issue in 2026. Not even in the sense of like, criticizing the behavior, but in the sense of actively trying to cancel people because a picture came out of them manspreading.
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
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Fëanor convincing the Noldor to join him:
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Fëanor convincing the Noldor to join him:
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This is just unconscionable man
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
This is just unconscionable man
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Wild omissions in this tweet
Here's a simple way to do it.
I don't hate Palestinians.
Lord knows I don't hate Jews or Israelis.
I do hate Hamas and Hezbollah as they tend to murder any and all of the above.
Why is that so complicated??
I don't hate Palestinians.
Lord knows I don't hate Jews or Israelis.
I do hate Hamas and Hezbollah as they tend to murder any and all of the above.
Why is that so complicated??
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Wild omissions in this tweet
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.
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i started researching Russian disinfo networks in 2014 and writing about them in 2015 and the sheer amount of smug online assholes who dismissed every piece of reporting as CIA propaganda or whatever will never not piss me off
Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 AM
i started researching Russian disinfo networks in 2014 and writing about them in 2015 and the sheer amount of smug online assholes who dismissed every piece of reporting as CIA propaganda or whatever will never not piss me off
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This is so cartoonishly ridiculous
Cops were frequently getting caught planting drugs in 2017 because body cameras were new and many of them didn't understand how the technology worked.
When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
Why Cops Frequently Got Caught Planting Drugs in 2017
Look. All technology comes with a learning curve.
gizmodo.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 AM
This is so cartoonishly ridiculous
I saw this vile antisemitic garbage and checked the account to see why a Nazi ended up on my feed and this was their pinned tweet.
February 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I saw this vile antisemitic garbage and checked the account to see why a Nazi ended up on my feed and this was their pinned tweet.
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Twitter hating gay guys in pup masks radicalized me into thinking pup masks are cute.
February 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Twitter hating gay guys in pup masks radicalized me into thinking pup masks are cute.
I regret to announce that the Antiwokes may have been right about True Detective Season 4… the drop in quality from Season 3 is brutal
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I regret to announce that the Antiwokes may have been right about True Detective Season 4… the drop in quality from Season 3 is brutal
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It's Elmo's birthday
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It's Elmo's birthday
I don’t appreciate this recent wave of Punxsutawney Phil slander. He does not deserve threats of violence he is simply doing his job.
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I don’t appreciate this recent wave of Punxsutawney Phil slander. He does not deserve threats of violence he is simply doing his job.
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Kate Manne talks about himpathy, the way that empathy gets directed towards abusive men. the flip side of that is that the women in question get demonized/denied empathy/portrayed as deserving of abuse.
Whether Blake Lively is a good or likeable person is not on trial. Whether women should be allowed to report sexual harassment in their workplaces without facing retaliation is what’s on trial
February 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Kate Manne talks about himpathy, the way that empathy gets directed towards abusive men. the flip side of that is that the women in question get demonized/denied empathy/portrayed as deserving of abuse.
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There’s literally a straight line between Trump, Epstein, and the retaliatory lawsuits against women who came forward with allegations against celebrity men like Amber Heard and Blake Lively. They all even have the same PR folks. And yet people still refuse to see it
February 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
There’s literally a straight line between Trump, Epstein, and the retaliatory lawsuits against women who came forward with allegations against celebrity men like Amber Heard and Blake Lively. They all even have the same PR folks. And yet people still refuse to see it
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Crime is a social construction. Helping slaves was criminal. In some states handing water to people standing in line to vote is a crime. For a long time a husband raping his wife was legal. If you define your morality based on the law, at the very best, you understand the world like a child does
I'm sorry, I'm lol'ing hard at "crime he disapproves of." As if some crimes are perfectly fine and okay.
Yeah, go ahead and set the city on fire. Just like Trump and Steven Miller want to see happen. Play right into their hands!
This is so stupid.
Yeah, go ahead and set the city on fire. Just like Trump and Steven Miller want to see happen. Play right into their hands!
This is so stupid.
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Crime is a social construction. Helping slaves was criminal. In some states handing water to people standing in line to vote is a crime. For a long time a husband raping his wife was legal. If you define your morality based on the law, at the very best, you understand the world like a child does