Cbusguy
@cbusguy.bsky.social
Man of a thousand interests, expert in none of them... but I'll comment anyway. Generation Jones. Columbus lifer. Fan of cursed sports teams. Posts about booze when I'm in the mood.
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Cbusguy
@cbusguy.bsky.social
· Jan 29
Someone said "focus on the stuff you live for, not the stuff you live through"
ngl, bowl games were on the tube but I spent most of the evening finishing PC upgrades and downloading benchmark software. Simplest most idiot proof program is Furmark, which 3D-renders a giant flying fur donut. Nothing Freudian there, I promise!
December 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
ngl, bowl games were on the tube but I spent most of the evening finishing PC upgrades and downloading benchmark software. Simplest most idiot proof program is Furmark, which 3D-renders a giant flying fur donut. Nothing Freudian there, I promise!
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Post-credit scene... The Pop-Tart that didn't wanna die is coming back?
As a villain? Does not wanting to be killed and consumed make one a villain in the Pop-Tarts Universe? Or does he want to be more than just raised as heavily processed livestock?🤔
TUNE IN NEXT YEAR!
As a villain? Does not wanting to be killed and consumed make one a villain in the Pop-Tarts Universe? Or does he want to be more than just raised as heavily processed livestock?🤔
TUNE IN NEXT YEAR!
December 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Post-credit scene... The Pop-Tart that didn't wanna die is coming back?
As a villain? Does not wanting to be killed and consumed make one a villain in the Pop-Tarts Universe? Or does he want to be more than just raised as heavily processed livestock?🤔
TUNE IN NEXT YEAR!
As a villain? Does not wanting to be killed and consumed make one a villain in the Pop-Tarts Universe? Or does he want to be more than just raised as heavily processed livestock?🤔
TUNE IN NEXT YEAR!
Of course the friggin muscle tart opted out. Probably going to brag about it on X
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Of course the friggin muscle tart opted out. Probably going to brag about it on X
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SLAMMIN STRAWBERRY WILL RETURN
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
SLAMMIN STRAWBERRY WILL RETURN
Yeah so that 500 Miles song is 37 yrs old, and the Scots twins who sang it are 63.
December 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yeah so that 500 Miles song is 37 yrs old, and the Scots twins who sang it are 63.
These announcers are awfully excited about the entire Pop-Tarts vibe during the game call
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
These announcers are awfully excited about the entire Pop-Tarts vibe during the game call
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
If Penn St beats Clemson 27-0 I wouldnt be at all disappointed. B1G
December 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If Penn St beats Clemson 27-0 I wouldnt be at all disappointed. B1G
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Few things scarier than sleeping the whole flight and waking up thinking you're in the wrong town.
Flight attendant: "We want to be the first to welcome you to Cincinnati! If Cincinnati is your home, welcome home!"
Huh?
Thankfully, we're in Cleveland. 🤣
Bengals are Week 18.
Flight attendant: "We want to be the first to welcome you to Cincinnati! If Cincinnati is your home, welcome home!"
Huh?
Thankfully, we're in Cleveland. 🤣
Bengals are Week 18.
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Few things scarier than sleeping the whole flight and waking up thinking you're in the wrong town.
Flight attendant: "We want to be the first to welcome you to Cincinnati! If Cincinnati is your home, welcome home!"
Huh?
Thankfully, we're in Cleveland. 🤣
Bengals are Week 18.
Flight attendant: "We want to be the first to welcome you to Cincinnati! If Cincinnati is your home, welcome home!"
Huh?
Thankfully, we're in Cleveland. 🤣
Bengals are Week 18.
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The Sickos Committee and @meninblazers.bsky.social have partnered up to give you a calendar to watch “Football” all day long on all your screens!
Here’s a schedule for December 27th! We’ve got two parts this weekend.
Part 2!
Here’s a schedule for December 27th! We’ve got two parts this weekend.
Part 2!
December 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The Sickos Committee and @meninblazers.bsky.social have partnered up to give you a calendar to watch “Football” all day long on all your screens!
Here’s a schedule for December 27th! We’ve got two parts this weekend.
Part 2!
Here’s a schedule for December 27th! We’ve got two parts this weekend.
Part 2!
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The Sickos Committee and @meninblazers.bsky.social have partnered up to give you a calendar to watch “Football” all day long on all your screens!
Here’s a schedule for December 27th! We’ve got two parts this weekend.
Part 1!
Part 2 🧵 ⬇️
Here’s a schedule for December 27th! We’ve got two parts this weekend.
Part 1!
Part 2 🧵 ⬇️
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The Sickos Committee and @meninblazers.bsky.social have partnered up to give you a calendar to watch “Football” all day long on all your screens!
Here’s a schedule for December 27th! We’ve got two parts this weekend.
Part 1!
Part 2 🧵 ⬇️
Here’s a schedule for December 27th! We’ve got two parts this weekend.
Part 1!
Part 2 🧵 ⬇️
And for those Cincy Reds fans who miss the voice of a certain disgraced announcer, tHom is calling the Arizona Bowl on the CW at 4pm. Miami/Oxford vs Fresno.
My Bsky TL is a mix of world news with gravitas, and coverage of today's Pop-Tarts Bowl (330pm ET, on ABC). I feel like today is the day for stupid fun, and will press pause on the gravitas for now. Surviving 2025 requires a decompression phase. Let's get to it
December 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
And for those Cincy Reds fans who miss the voice of a certain disgraced announcer, tHom is calling the Arizona Bowl on the CW at 4pm. Miami/Oxford vs Fresno.
My Bsky TL is a mix of world news with gravitas, and coverage of today's Pop-Tarts Bowl (330pm ET, on ABC). I feel like today is the day for stupid fun, and will press pause on the gravitas for now. Surviving 2025 requires a decompression phase. Let's get to it
December 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My Bsky TL is a mix of world news with gravitas, and coverage of today's Pop-Tarts Bowl (330pm ET, on ABC). I feel like today is the day for stupid fun, and will press pause on the gravitas for now. Surviving 2025 requires a decompression phase. Let's get to it
Couldn't do it. Watching Chelsea /Cardiff Carabao Cup quarter replay (PPlus). 7 EPL matches tomorrow, may as well warm up for it
If you’re hanging out with family and can’t decide on what to watch, the First Responders Bowl is pointsy and has big plays.
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Couldn't do it. Watching Chelsea /Cardiff Carabao Cup quarter replay (PPlus). 7 EPL matches tomorrow, may as well warm up for it
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Tell ya what, endlessly dark days like today were made for hibernation. Productivity = less than zero
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Tell ya what, endlessly dark days like today were made for hibernation. Productivity = less than zero
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Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
It may be presuming too much to assume that JD Vance has any original thoughts. The entire admin is just reading from one script.
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It may be presuming too much to assume that JD Vance has any original thoughts. The entire admin is just reading from one script.
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Most understated, proportional, & well-earned take down: A man & a woman lawyer were on the same side in the Ohio Supreme Court. When the Chief Justice called the woman to the podium, the man stood up & said that they’d divide time but she’d go first. The Chief deadpanned, “That’s why I called her.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Most understated, proportional, & well-earned take down: A man & a woman lawyer were on the same side in the Ohio Supreme Court. When the Chief Justice called the woman to the podium, the man stood up & said that they’d divide time but she’d go first. The Chief deadpanned, “That’s why I called her.”
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can this fucker just stay in DC, we dont want this fraud here. www.wcpo.com/news/local-n...
Roads around JD Vance's Cincinnati home to close Dec. 29 through Jan. 4
Roads around Vice President JD Vance's Cincinnati-area home will be closed next week, the City of Cincinnati said in a press release.
www.wcpo.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
can this fucker just stay in DC, we dont want this fraud here. www.wcpo.com/news/local-n...
I'm all for forcing VR to primary, especially if it's some dumb-looking bastard like this. Waste all your money on these clowns, Repubs
For those not following at home, “Heritage American” is a category of white supremacy covering people whose ancestors were white folks who were pioneers.
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm all for forcing VR to primary, especially if it's some dumb-looking bastard like this. Waste all your money on these clowns, Repubs
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Talk about the Red Menace.
December 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Talk about the Red Menace.
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
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Kyle Whittingham is expected to be announced as Michigan’s next head football coach as soon as this afternoon, source tells NBC Sports.
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Kyle Whittingham is expected to be announced as Michigan’s next head football coach as soon as this afternoon, source tells NBC Sports.