Whistling Batter
@whistlingbatter.bsky.social
Cincinnati, City-State, USA.
20th Century Boy
20th Century Boy
this country deserves him.
twice
twice
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
this country deserves him.
twice
twice
there should be a Hall of Fame for best talk show guests.
first balloters: Paul Rudd, Steve Martin, Bruce Willis (in his day, top shelf), Zach Gallifinakis, Martin Short, etc
first balloters: Paul Rudd, Steve Martin, Bruce Willis (in his day, top shelf), Zach Gallifinakis, Martin Short, etc
December 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
there should be a Hall of Fame for best talk show guests.
first balloters: Paul Rudd, Steve Martin, Bruce Willis (in his day, top shelf), Zach Gallifinakis, Martin Short, etc
first balloters: Paul Rudd, Steve Martin, Bruce Willis (in his day, top shelf), Zach Gallifinakis, Martin Short, etc
midwest coaches be horny
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
midwest coaches be horny
i miss when Caleb's just went by Cal.
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i miss when Caleb's just went by Cal.
playing "was that a deer or a werewolf?" now, looking at snow tracks in backyard
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
playing "was that a deer or a werewolf?" now, looking at snow tracks in backyard
big boost to Cincinnati Economy as native son Bootsy Collins gets to work with $500M
Congress Allocates $500 Million For Development Of Funkier Bass Lines https://theonion.com/congress-allocates-500-million-for-development-of-funk-1819579171/
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
big boost to Cincinnati Economy as native son Bootsy Collins gets to work with $500M
it was Bring in the Beer From The Garage cold in Cincinnati overnight
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
it was Bring in the Beer From The Garage cold in Cincinnati overnight
big fan of sublimation now.
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
big fan of sublimation now.
can we trade Flacco for Kelse, I wanna see Taylor in the Cincy skyboxes.
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
can we trade Flacco for Kelse, I wanna see Taylor in the Cincy skyboxes.
it's kinda weird the colts are 120 miles away from cincy but not on tv right now.
December 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
it's kinda weird the colts are 120 miles away from cincy but not on tv right now.
Burrow's gonna get hurt in this 4Q.*
*evergreen post
*evergreen post
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Burrow's gonna get hurt in this 4Q.*
*evergreen post
*evergreen post
after seeing Zac Taylor's "inspire change" hoodie just now, I'm inspired to have our head coach changed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
after seeing Zac Taylor's "inspire change" hoodie just now, I'm inspired to have our head coach changed.
Cincinnati is Milwaukee today.
We're supposed to be more Kentucky than Wisconsin in winter, this unstable jet stream is bullshit.
We're supposed to be more Kentucky than Wisconsin in winter, this unstable jet stream is bullshit.
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Cincinnati is Milwaukee today.
We're supposed to be more Kentucky than Wisconsin in winter, this unstable jet stream is bullshit.
We're supposed to be more Kentucky than Wisconsin in winter, this unstable jet stream is bullshit.
have a crush on SNL Jane Wickline's face.
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
have a crush on SNL Jane Wickline's face.
is you're going to Paul Brown to watch the Bengals game, and not sitting in an indoor sky box, what the fuck is wrong with you?
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
is you're going to Paul Brown to watch the Bengals game, and not sitting in an indoor sky box, what the fuck is wrong with you?
not even winter yet
December 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
not even winter yet
I don't want my Charles Barkleys all skinned up. Ban Ozempic now.
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I don't want my Charles Barkleys all skinned up. Ban Ozempic now.
I look older than Dick Van Dyke today
December 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I look older than Dick Van Dyke today
a 44 year old man who hasn't played in 5 years, can in 5 days be ready to start an NFL game at QB.
the Pre-Season is a tryout for new players, and a scam for everyone else.
the Pre-Season is a tryout for new players, and a scam for everyone else.
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
a 44 year old man who hasn't played in 5 years, can in 5 days be ready to start an NFL game at QB.
the Pre-Season is a tryout for new players, and a scam for everyone else.
the Pre-Season is a tryout for new players, and a scam for everyone else.
wtf is a Symbolic Pardon.
is that like a FIFA Peace Prize.
is that like a FIFA Peace Prize.
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
wtf is a Symbolic Pardon.
is that like a FIFA Peace Prize.
is that like a FIFA Peace Prize.
Va Gov slurping Trump Cock on CNBC
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Va Gov slurping Trump Cock on CNBC
springsteen's atlantic city is a christmas song
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
springsteen's atlantic city is a christmas song