Whistling Batter
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Whistling Batter
@whistlingbatter.bsky.social
Cincinnati, City-State, USA.
Make doubles, not war
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Wow.
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
what's with all the fucking crying on on the rink. that's for the TV interviews and locker rooms
February 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
"Kok is inevitable!!"
- something most ladies speed skaters dont like to hear
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
tfw when the Rockies, Marlins, or D-Bags come up on Immaculate Grid.
a baby is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
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February 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
rooting against Mrs Jake Paul.
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
watching women's speed skating, and totally not perving out at all.
February 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
the 2026 Mid-terms. Project Hail Mary for preventing a Fascist White Christian USA.
And we're sending up Chuck Fucking Schumer.
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
you hear a little about the German and France Olympic Hockey teams, but 0 about the United Kingdom's.
February 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
does Dick Vitale live under the bleachers at Cameron Indoor Stadium
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
me going into another Reds season.
a puppet holding a sign that says 1 on it
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February 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Burn After Reading
is the greatest movie of this century.
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February 14, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Apple's Shrinking should be named Drowning

I feel like I'm drowning when watching it.
February 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I mainly watch Apple+ for Idris Elba's working class English accent. The Wire was all a lie.
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
it's been more than a few months since Matt Berninger has reminded us that our minds are not our friends.

the National had an amazing run of 20+years of bangers. I supposed I'm looking for a next gen Berninger.
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Watching the OU / Miami basketball game. All the Miami players look like the guys Michael J Fox had to play against in “Teen Wolf.”
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
why is just the from top of Rand Paul's hair curly
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
is there a "Men's Hurling" event at these Olympics.
Cause I'd watch that.
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February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
[hippie about to get busy voice]:
more like Prime Time in my Milano's [birkenstocks], amirite?
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
someday there will be a mechanism for perjury to the senate to be punished and not rewarded
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
the POTUS power to pardon needs to be taken away.
that's king shit.
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 PM
myles garret and Chloe Kim?

is there some sort of rando app that hooks up famous athletes and show biz people, at random.
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 AM
this Saturday will set records for finger banging in movie theaters. Way to go Heathcliff.
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February 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM