Whistling Batter
whistlingbatter.bsky.social
Whistling Batter
@whistlingbatter.bsky.social
Cincinnati, City-State, USA.
Make doubles, not war
rooting for Jean-Claude Killy to get the gold.
February 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
me when Clemson loses.
a person is petting a white dog 's head with their hand .
ALT: a person is petting a white dog 's head with their hand .
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 2:10 AM
they knew or should've know the risks of this backcountry shit.
February 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
this goalie for "O&M FC" is the worst keeper I've seen this side of sober keepers.
February 19, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Denkey sticky wicket.
February 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
PLUMBER BUTT!

#FCCincy
February 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Wow.
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
what's with all the fucking crying on on the rink. that's for the TV interviews and locker rooms
February 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
"Kok is inevitable!!"
- something most ladies speed skaters dont like to hear
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
tfw when the Rockies, Marlins, or D-Bags come up on Immaculate Grid.
a baby is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a baby is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
rooting against Mrs Jake Paul.
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
watching women's speed skating, and totally not perving out at all.
February 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
the 2026 Mid-terms. Project Hail Mary for preventing a Fascist White Christian USA.
And we're sending up Chuck Fucking Schumer.
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
you hear a little about the German and France Olympic Hockey teams, but 0 about the United Kingdom's.
February 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
does Dick Vitale live under the bleachers at Cameron Indoor Stadium
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
me going into another Reds season.
a puppet holding a sign that says 1 on it
ALT: a puppet holding a sign that says 1 on it
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Burn After Reading
is the greatest movie of this century.
a man in a red shirt is flexing his arm
ALT: a man in a red shirt is flexing his arm
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Apple's Shrinking should be named Drowning

I feel like I'm drowning when watching it.
February 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I mainly watch Apple+ for Idris Elba's working class English accent. The Wire was all a lie.
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
it's been more than a few months since Matt Berninger has reminded us that our minds are not our friends.

the National had an amazing run of 20+years of bangers. I supposed I'm looking for a next gen Berninger.
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Watching the OU / Miami basketball game. All the Miami players look like the guys Michael J Fox had to play against in “Teen Wolf.”
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
why is just the from top of Rand Paul's hair curly
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM