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wife. mother to 🐝 & 👼🏼. papist. tired. cat lover. nothing clever to say.
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
it's weird how many Christians act like we're doing something sacreligious when I tell them we're not doing Santa for our kid
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
it's weird how many Christians act like we're doing something sacreligious when I tell them we're not doing Santa for our kid
put your kid in daycare so you can go to work so you can leave work when you have to get your sick kid from daycare
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
put your kid in daycare so you can go to work so you can leave work when you have to get your sick kid from daycare
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I don't know a single woman who ascribes to the concept of limbo for babies
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I don't know a single woman who ascribes to the concept of limbo for babies
first part of the alphabet, according to the toddler: "A B C D effigy..."
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
first part of the alphabet, according to the toddler: "A B C D effigy..."
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
cannot take anyone seriously who says that actual Church teaching is that women belong in the home, cooking and cleaning
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
cannot take anyone seriously who says that actual Church teaching is that women belong in the home, cooking and cleaning
the older and achier I get, the weirder it is to me that expectations for "nice" and "professional" shoes are just uncomfortable and impractical
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
the older and achier I get, the weirder it is to me that expectations for "nice" and "professional" shoes are just uncomfortable and impractical
all hail Mary, a very very nice mechanic who is fixing my car
November 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
all hail Mary, a very very nice mechanic who is fixing my car
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parents, check your kid’s candy; just found the communist manifesto in a snickers bar
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
parents, check your kid’s candy; just found the communist manifesto in a snickers bar
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happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
bought some yarn last-minute to finish off the baby's Halloween costume, does this make me Officially a Mom
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
bought some yarn last-minute to finish off the baby's Halloween costume, does this make me Officially a Mom
WHY do influencers have to tap their nails on everything
October 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
WHY do influencers have to tap their nails on everything
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Twin Peaks: Laura and Donna dancing in a video recording.
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Twin Peaks: Laura and Donna dancing in a video recording.
bought a stuffed St. Carlo for the toddler for All Saints, keep thinking it's far away date, but it's SATURDAY
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
bought a stuffed St. Carlo for the toddler for All Saints, keep thinking it's far away date, but it's SATURDAY
give money to your local food bank!!
With SNAP running out of funding soon, what's the most effective way to get food to people who are affected in your community?
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
give money to your local food bank!!
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20 years ago today, the Chicago White Sox won the World Series.
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
20 years ago today, the Chicago White Sox won the World Series.
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
am I a cringey person who just wrote "noice" in a professional email? apparently so
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
am I a cringey person who just wrote "noice" in a professional email? apparently so
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I declare I am off the record. You can not quote me on any posts I have made on this website
October 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I declare I am off the record. You can not quote me on any posts I have made on this website
rewatching Breaking Bad and Jane's death hits different now that I'm a parent
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
rewatching Breaking Bad and Jane's death hits different now that I'm a parent