Aaron Morey
aaronmorey.com
Aaron Morey
@aaronmorey.com
"We could never weep so comfortably as when our tears fell on our sandwich; we could never laugh so heartily as when we choked with sandwich"

See my writing and other things of interest at aaronmorey.com
Because the chili grind never stops, I made two modifications:

- A big shake of cumin
- A little corn starch for thickness (would have used masa harina, but ours was stale)
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Repeat after me: "Purity 👏 of 👏 heart 👏 is 👏 to 👏 will 👏 one 👏 thing"
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January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Spelling Bee honoring the English martyrs today
January 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
January 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"Aaron LaCrate" being a vinyl DJ is a real Billy Bookcase name bsky.app/profile/list...
"Billy bookcase" sounds like an insult. "Oh, look at Billy Bookcase over there, reading Infinite Jest on the train."
January 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Doing lines of Emergen-C to stave off whatever everyone's got right now
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
"Billy bookcase" sounds like an insult. "Oh, look at Billy Bookcase over there, reading Infinite Jest on the train."
January 11, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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🙏 Thank you, Pope Leo 🙏
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Another tough loss for the Packers to the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field, falling 31-27. Green Bay is out of the playoffs and will look to recoup key players like defensive end Micah Parsons for the 2026-27 season. #GoPackGo
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I could eat
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Just like my morning coffee!!
January 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Men Swearhouse
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I wonder to what extent those mean the same thing, just phrased in each culture's preferred register?
January 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I was listening to boygenius and suddenly I had The Boxer stuck in my head. Sure enough…!
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
If like to get a 3-4 level shelf for my office to store stuff that's currently cluttering my desk: printer, spare laptop, speakers, file folders, etc.

Does anyone have a trusted brand of sturdy shelving? Doesn't have to be warehouse quality, but I don't want a bunch of electronics to collapse
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I miss just being reminded to rewind
January 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Streets of Sorrow / Birmingham Six
YouTube video by The Pogues - Topic
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January 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Ok look, how on the nose is reality going to get?
January 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
There's even a feature where you can turn on your microphone and it identifies bird calls. I've learned to recognize a few local birds by their song now
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Get the Merlin app! It not only helps you track and identify birds, it contributes the data to Cornell's bird research programs
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
There are definitely priests I've known who slip into a Fulton Sheen-ish brogue when preaching, but I wouldn't say it's as common as the evangelical preaching voice
January 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
The phrase "It's a chip shot" is funny because it uses something that non-professionals are actually really bad at to mean "it's simple".
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM