Cate Eliza
@catherinehandley.bsky.social
Things that bring me happiness: basic decency, truth, data-driven decisions. Defined by Detroit.
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1. Whenever I talk about the damage RFK Jr. has done, I always try to talk about the global impact.
Prior to becoming HHS Secretary, his misinformation and disinformation caused great damage and death in places like Samoa.
Prior to becoming HHS Secretary, his misinformation and disinformation caused great damage and death in places like Samoa.
I will never forgive RFK Jr. for what he’s done… never.
The layers of hell he has unleashed in many different areas — not just healthcare — over the past two decades have caused so much damage, it’s overwhelming.
He is one of the greatest villains of the 21st century.
The layers of hell he has unleashed in many different areas — not just healthcare — over the past two decades have caused so much damage, it’s overwhelming.
He is one of the greatest villains of the 21st century.
December 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
1. Whenever I talk about the damage RFK Jr. has done, I always try to talk about the global impact.
Prior to becoming HHS Secretary, his misinformation and disinformation caused great damage and death in places like Samoa.
Prior to becoming HHS Secretary, his misinformation and disinformation caused great damage and death in places like Samoa.
I love the Canadians quietly sticking it to the US!
Canadian boycott of U.S. hitting border states hard: Congressional report
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
Canadian boycott of U.S. hitting border states hard: Congressional report | CBC News
The drop in Canadian tourism to the United States in response to U.S. President Donald Trump’s actions is hurting American businesses in several border states, a new report by a congressional committe...
www.cbc.ca
December 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I love the Canadians quietly sticking it to the US!
I miss decency in US leadership.
We really have the best Prime Minister ♥️🇨🇦
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I miss decency in US leadership.
To say that Derek brings me joy is an understatement.
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
To say that Derek brings me joy is an understatement.
If you need a good chuckle today.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If you need a good chuckle today.
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
For the love of god, we need age limits on the president and congress. Governors, too?
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
For the love of god, we need age limits on the president and congress. Governors, too?
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David Glosser, Stephen Miller’s uncle, told CNN his nephew is an “immigration hypocrite”:
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
David Glosser, Stephen Miller’s uncle, told CNN his nephew is an “immigration hypocrite”:
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
Inept clowns.
R.I.P. TrumpCare (2:12 pm, November 24, 2025 - 2:14 pm, November 24, 2025)
You will not be mourned.
You will not be mourned.
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Inept clowns.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Holy shit, he’s the Trump whisperer
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Holy shit, he’s the Trump whisperer
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
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For me, it smarts mostly because not one single person on the plane stood up for the female journalist.
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
For me, it smarts mostly because not one single person on the plane stood up for the female journalist.
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Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.
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This is a huge victory that should be broadcast nationwide in all the major outlets. Big big big deal. I have been following this. Make them pay
Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, expresses regret. Editor says court cases against city continue #ksleg
Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, expresses regret • Kansas Reflector
A handful of county-level officials who were involved in a small-town Kansas newspaper raid in 2023 will pay a cumulative $3 million to three journalists and a city councilor.
kansasreflector.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is a huge victory that should be broadcast nationwide in all the major outlets. Big big big deal. I have been following this. Make them pay
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Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
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I’m a product of big government. Everyone likes to shitpost the government. California taxpayers and the regents of the University of California saved my ass. fortune.com/2025/11/06/s...
Scott Galloway says he’s a product of big government: ‘Taking bets on unremarkable people pays off’ | Fortune
Galloway credits UCLA for his success, despite an initial rejection: “California taxpayers and the regents of the University of California saved my ass.”
fortune.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m a product of big government. Everyone likes to shitpost the government. California taxpayers and the regents of the University of California saved my ass. fortune.com/2025/11/06/s...
The past 10 months I have continued to conclude these are simply horrible humans. There’s nothing redeeming about them. The goal is to damage, hurt, damage, hurt. I’m terribly sad for this country, though Tuesday’s election results give me a glimmer of hope. This flight thing is puzzling.
I legit can’t figure out the play on these FAA flight cancellations. Who’s the White House trying to pressure. And who do they think people are gonna get mad at when Thanksgiving goes down the drain?
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The past 10 months I have continued to conclude these are simply horrible humans. There’s nothing redeeming about them. The goal is to damage, hurt, damage, hurt. I’m terribly sad for this country, though Tuesday’s election results give me a glimmer of hope. This flight thing is puzzling.
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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I can’t wait for New York City to be ruled by Shakira law. Hips will no longer be allowed to lie.
If Mamdani wins, then there will be no Christmas. Everyone will be converted and forced to pray to the Time Cube.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I can’t wait for New York City to be ruled by Shakira law. Hips will no longer be allowed to lie.
This thread is delightful.
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This thread is delightful.
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There is no consolation. No encouraging words. Every single man who wore a Toronto Blue Jays uniform this year and every single employee contributed to a truly remarkable season. This sucks. They really did deserve to win it all. Expletives removed. 😡
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
There is no consolation. No encouraging words. Every single man who wore a Toronto Blue Jays uniform this year and every single employee contributed to a truly remarkable season. This sucks. They really did deserve to win it all. Expletives removed. 😡
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interior design where you're just randomly pressing buttons for yellow gold, white marble, and crystal chandelier to remind everyone you're very rich
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
interior design where you're just randomly pressing buttons for yellow gold, white marble, and crystal chandelier to remind everyone you're very rich
This feels like a good omen.
Blue Jays have the chance to win the World Series on what would have been John Candy's 75th birthday.
Make it happen.
Make it happen.
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This feels like a good omen.