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catey 🥑
@catey.bsky.social
grad student | complainer | avocatey elsewhere
average bsky experience
i think im just bored of social media in a way that really bums me out
December 15, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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Person From The East Coast: I’m from the east coast so I don’t really give a shit about all that “polite” crap. I’ll spit in your drink and gouge out your eye. Ask me if I give a shit!

Person from the West Coast: Hello. I am starting a quidditch league for women with misophonia
December 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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sorry i missed your call. I was swept up in the national fervor about the hot murderer’s inscrutable political beliefs. also talking on the phone makes me feel like im being hunted for sport
December 10, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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It is now illegal
you 🤌are 🤌 allowed 🤌 to 🤌 be 🤌 Italian
December 9, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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hurt people hurt people.
December 9, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Horse: *fucks around and finds oats*
December 6, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Maybe it’s who I follow but bsky reminds me of early 2010s facebook, maybe late 2009. something about it is just so…..I don’t want to say it
December 2, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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when a theater kid uses their power for good you get Ms Rachel. when a theater kid uses their power for evil you get Ariana Grande
December 1, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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the only kind of linkedin post i want to see
December 1, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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god: you have outlived your purpose

dinosaurs: give us another chance

god: fine

dinosaur chicken nuggets: not like this
November 25, 2024 at 6:53 PM
minions, tonight we steal DA MOON
November 23, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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You're right. Your bisexuality *has* been erased.

Just like *all* your sins. On the cross. ✝️🕊️
November 19, 2024 at 10:50 PM
unfortunately for me, a chronically online zillennial, I have come to LOVE algorithms and only slightly tolerate comedians. so we’ll see how this goes.
November 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM