Cassius
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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Oh that does it
*hits you with the beam that reinstills your sense of whimsy*
*hits you with the beam that reinstills your sense of whimsy*
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oh that does it
*hits you with the beam that reinstills your sense of whimsy*
*hits you with the beam that reinstills your sense of whimsy*
what the fuck is a wawalago
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
what the fuck is a wawalago
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
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Too lazy for the Lazy Theft Machine is a Helluva stance to admit to.
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Too lazy for the Lazy Theft Machine is a Helluva stance to admit to.
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
How did this even happen.
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How did this even happen.
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
I've been driving for three years now.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I've been driving for three years now.
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Lord I see what you have done for others
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Lord I see what you have done for others
I would wear this every single day idc idc
Confront the dangerous Barant Imperium, uncover the Drifter’s vision about a new Dredgen in Sol, and become a force that reshapes the future.
The Frontier calls, Renegade.
Destiny 2: Renegades // December 2, 2025
youtu.be/PqicEwg2qEc
The Frontier calls, Renegade.
Destiny 2: Renegades // December 2, 2025
youtu.be/PqicEwg2qEc
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I would wear this every single day idc idc
Getting hit by a stay bolide from a youtuber pushing a literal cheat engine sponsor.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Getting hit by a stay bolide from a youtuber pushing a literal cheat engine sponsor.
A planet's rotation is how long its day be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A planet's rotation is how long its day be.
I'm so happy Macaulay is doing well. I don't particular care one way or another about most famous people, but it brings me joy so see some having Ws.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm so happy Macaulay is doing well. I don't particular care one way or another about most famous people, but it brings me joy so see some having Ws.
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The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
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November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
*looks at RAM prices*
HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCK
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
*looks at RAM prices*
HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCK
T-Mobile has spent more money informing me, and finally paying me the money they owed me for an over payment before I closed the account.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
T-Mobile has spent more money informing me, and finally paying me the money they owed me for an over payment before I closed the account.