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Casey :3
@caseybusiness.bsky.social
currently writing a 5 hour video essay about PORTAL. check out: linktr.ee/caseybusiness
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wghebn the revolution comes , we all slwallow
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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theyre pumping poop particles into the atmosphere so the general population gets afflicted with a condition known as "shitbrain"
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Wes Anderson
October 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hi @skepchick.org you're probably already looking into it, but aside from the GOP/industry connections behind this folinic acid proposal, the underlying studies need reviewing. It's scary to see [possible small interaction effect in specific cases] be pitched as [total "cure" for autism in general]
September 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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these hoes are little fish eating the dead skin off my feet
September 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The year is 2059. Cancer is illegal. Guns are sentient. The last dog was just made into soup.
To protect my stash of Blu-Rays, I line my apartment with claymores saying "You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol". All burglars are androids now. They do not get the reference and also survive the blast.
September 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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why are you making me remember portal? i live portal.
August 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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i eat my parking tickets
July 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Streets are saying that this video essay of mine is pretty good. I'm happy to hear it :D
July 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hey all! Sorry for neglecting you on here. I posted a new short video essay on Patreon (free for all) and there's gonna be an hour-long one next week about Twitter content mills and continuity errors and CinemaSins and stuff
July 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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the average ChatGPT user is a man who would rather evaporate an entire lake than use excel
May 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Let's rock with our cock.
May 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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May 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
post went triple platinum on the hitler app
May 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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That's it. The dumbest conversation on this platform.

Apparently, I made up House of Leaves. It's not a real book that's been in print for 25 years.
May 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm 22 today btw :)
May 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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You guys ready for $160 Mario Kart 9 and Death Stranding 2? Because it's a countdown until learns the videogame industry is 6-8 times larger than film.
Donald Trump claims he is placing a 100% tariff on all films produced outside of America that are brought into the country.

“Any and all movies coming into our country that are produced in Foreign Lands. WE WANT MOVIES MADE IN AMERICA, AGAIN!”
May 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
watching a shitty "video essayist" getting a new asshole torn for plagiarism was so cathartic that it made me want to format all of my video essay's sources with in-video citations and timestamped references on a spreadsheet. fuck yeah. i love applying a minimum level of academic integrity and rigor
May 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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bro last night was ludonarrative dissonance
May 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
my final rankings
May 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
hi all, i posted another monthly video on patreon (for free). if you watch it, lmk what you think. feedback, criticism, and tips are all invaluable :3
April 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Hi 👋 @ossyflawol.bsky.social
I'm gonna be mentioning you several times in my upcoming script(s), and was just wondering what pronouns I should refer to you by. Should I stick to one (particular) set, or should I alternate? Thanks
April 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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i’m at soup
April 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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One of our modders on The Anacrusis added clippy as a key chain - Clippy haunts me.

Back in 2005 Marc Laidlaw started emailing me as clippy from a hotmail account and stalked me for over a year as clippy.

We shared an office.
April 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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relatedly:
April 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM