King of the crabs
@carsonogenics.bsky.social
Deep sea idiot with a heart of crab legs
Once again posting boomer card acquisitions
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Once again posting boomer card acquisitions
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Right about now, the
August 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Right about now, the
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The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
August 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
@dixonij.bsky.social are you proud of me?
April 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
@dixonij.bsky.social are you proud of me?
Clawing my crabby ass off twitter to post this funny card I got today since all my magic friends use the better app
March 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Clawing my crabby ass off twitter to post this funny card I got today since all my magic friends use the better app
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Not all disabilities are visible! 💗
February 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Not all disabilities are visible! 💗
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lmao never change Philly
February 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
lmao never change Philly
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If nothing else, I’m glad Dix is having his day lmfao
February 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
If nothing else, I’m glad Dix is having his day lmfao
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This image is fucking great. Whoever produced this halftime show understood the assignment
February 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This image is fucking great. Whoever produced this halftime show understood the assignment
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The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.
Maybe this is the account where I’ll shamelessly post my gacha luck. 🤔
Anyway, lol, lmao. The buddy that got me into honkai was crashing out when this happened
Anyway, lol, lmao. The buddy that got me into honkai was crashing out when this happened
February 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Maybe this is the account where I’ll shamelessly post my gacha luck. 🤔
Anyway, lol, lmao. The buddy that got me into honkai was crashing out when this happened
Anyway, lol, lmao. The buddy that got me into honkai was crashing out when this happened
I’m providing no context but this notification means a ton to me lmao
December 29, 2024 at 7:40 AM
I’m providing no context but this notification means a ton to me lmao
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November 30, 2024 at 11:57 AM
@aliceduckwhisper.bsky.social wait those aren’t fab cards
November 30, 2024 at 2:46 AM
@aliceduckwhisper.bsky.social wait those aren’t fab cards
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Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.
October 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.
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CAUTION: There’s an email going around saying canned pork, gelatin and salt is now kosher. Whatever you do, don’t open it.
It's spam.
It's spam.
August 28, 2023 at 11:13 PM
CAUTION: There’s an email going around saying canned pork, gelatin and salt is now kosher. Whatever you do, don’t open it.
It's spam.
It's spam.