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carsonogenics.bsky.social
King of the crabs
@carsonogenics.bsky.social
Deep sea idiot with a heart of crab legs
Just a dream come true

Maybe I’ll cast a memnarch with it
December 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Unfortunately Canadian highlander would require me to play UB cards in order to maximize my ability to win and I have morals
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I paid less for this than a damaged copy that sold recently because of a binder ding on it
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I paid less for this than a damaged copy that sold recently because of a binder ding on it
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I, uh, had a lucky windfall and also a friend sold me this for a RIDICULOUS price

Literally dreamed about owning one for a decade
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
TRUEEEE
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Something something pop goes the weasel joke here

(You’ll get them next time big boss)
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Very happy to have helped facilitate this. Hopefully it finds a good home!
August 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nah I like when my sleeves get grungy. The deck is lived in. Well loved. Storied.
March 31, 2025 at 7:45 AM
At least this shitfuck doesn’t have spectra. As an Olympia lover, why yes, I *will* win my wagers, thank you
March 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Vermillion
February 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I watched the life leave a dhrukari player’s eyes
February 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Got roped into being a warm body in a teams event and I really was just
Me
Angron
My op’s deployment
February 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
IVE BEEN HAD BY AUTOCORRECT NOOOO
February 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Can’t believe you’d reply to me in fr*much smh
February 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
How do? Roasted? Toasted? Baked? Seared? Bbq’d? Fried?
February 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM