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Carson Cornelius
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Mizzou made. College media adviser, radio/newspaper man, Cubs and Bears fan. Western Mass/Chicago.
SUPER BEARS SUPER BOWL
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Maybe the worst FBS team of the millennium AND this at the same time. This is special
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Big news happening in Massachusetts
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood.

My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
What really happened the night Oski beat up the Stanford Tree
"I must've been 18 beers deep at that point. I was in big trouble."
www.sfgate.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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My cartoon in this week’s New Yorker is so specific that I truly cannot believe it made it into print, lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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good run game never gonna be out of style
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Well it looks like the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social has invaded the Giants game
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mizzou-Mississippi state is a true slop bowl, @sickoscommittee.org would be proud
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A legitimately cringeworthy and painful read tbh, I physically recoiled at my desk multiple times
Olivia Nuzzi's memoir is a combustive portrait of America, President Trump and the scandal with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that upended her career.

In an exclusive interview with The New York Times, she recalls the infatuation that consumed her, Kennedy’s use of psychedelics and much more.
Olivia Nuzzi Did It All for Love
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“What an effort!” Also man in the red is getting after it
OK, bsky needs the Blue Jackets goal cannon video now because it's very close to Luke's
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Tale of 2 halves at Mizzou Arena, but a solid performance! Great night from the bench guys
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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if im roger goodell im calling sirianni right now and saying the draftkings block is too hot right now you cannot be doing that
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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If you believe the man who’s been fighting tooth & nail to keep $200 away from starving children all in the name of TAKING AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE is suddenly about to cut u a $2000 check I really hope u donate your brain to science when you die so we can get to the bottom of how idiots like you exist
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I guess you can say this economy is turning around!!!
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Grateful to @defector.com for publishing a print version of my Replay Booth episode on a 61-year-old Mets mystery and for commissioning an illustration of Mr. Met with a pipe and magnifying glass defector.com/wilbur-huckl...
Wilbur Huckle For President: Solving A 61-Year-Old Mets Mystery | Defector
Earlier this year, on a cold Sunday in January, I walked into an antique store in a Washington D.C. suburb. When I go to a shop like this one, I’m not looking for chairs or lamps. My interests are a l...
defector.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM