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CaptRamune
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The Ayatollah of Roggenrola. President of the CRT Gang. He/him. https://captramune.neocities.org/
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Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Captain Corelli had the most thinly sliced vegetables and lacerated fingers of anyone in the Italian army.
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Tel Aviv lawyer Nathan Shaked, 37, became a celebrity earlier this year when, already holder of the “Mr Gay Israel” title, he became “International Mr Gay”.
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Was simultaneously thinking about 'Baccano' and 'Garfield and Friends' and now I have the phrase 'Jacuzzi Splut' stuck in my head.
January 12, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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extremely funny youtube thumbnail I just saw
January 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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If you’re a paid user of X, you are now identifiable as having access to a tool that can generate CSAM images, and indeed, are liable for knowingly funding its hosting and development.
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Few people know that the 'Girl Dinner' was actually invented in the mid-90s.
January 8, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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I’m glad to see that, as awful as things are right now, we can all unanimously agree that Who Framed Roger Rabbit (the movie) rules
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Yee
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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I’m using ‘You’re placing the first brick in “The Museum of Degenerate Art” in the future, absolutely I am.
"You're placing the first brick in the 'Museum of Degenerate Art.'"

I... I don't think that's true?
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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deleting a white supremacist dating site live onstage while dressed as the pink power ranger has got to be one of the most cathartic hacker experiences
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Welp
January 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
My main vibe of January
January 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”

In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Picture of the staff who operate my account
December 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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"Sometimes you just need Roy Rogers" is perhaps the one fast food instinct no one has ever had.
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Trying not to dwell on weird comments but this response to my video "The Untold Story of the Nintendo Entertainment System" is next level. This should win some kind of award. This is a fifth grade playground burn, a troll I didn't know I was nostalgic for.
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM