CaptKarnstein
@captkarnstein.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"I'M SANTA CLAUS NOT FUCKING DRACULA!!"
Christopher Lee when he puts his Santa cape on for the kids. #TheFilmcrowd
Christopher Lee when he puts his Santa cape on for the kids. #TheFilmcrowd
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"I'M SANTA CLAUS NOT FUCKING DRACULA!!"
Christopher Lee when he puts his Santa cape on for the kids. #TheFilmcrowd
Christopher Lee when he puts his Santa cape on for the kids. #TheFilmcrowd
Quite liked that animated bit. #TheFilmcrowd
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Quite liked that animated bit. #TheFilmcrowd
Hey dickhead. Strippers pay tax. It's legitimate work. #TheFilmCrowd
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hey dickhead. Strippers pay tax. It's legitimate work. #TheFilmCrowd
I see the director/writer of this has no credits for anything after this, and all I can say is good. Unless he's dead and in that case ... good. #TheFilmcrowd
December 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I see the director/writer of this has no credits for anything after this, and all I can say is good. Unless he's dead and in that case ... good. #TheFilmcrowd
Will he be walking around in his underwear in this one too? #TheFilmCrowd
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Will he be walking around in his underwear in this one too? #TheFilmCrowd
Many years ago I worked at a jam factory that make mince pies for Christmas, and our bonus was a bucket of mince pie filling. #TheFilmcrowd
I see the sandwich shop has similar quality Christmas bonuses to my employer #TheFilmCrowd
December 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Many years ago I worked at a jam factory that make mince pies for Christmas, and our bonus was a bucket of mince pie filling. #TheFilmcrowd
Glad she got off the island. #TheFilmcrowd
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Glad she got off the island. #TheFilmcrowd
James Caan't get better work. #TheFilmCrowd
What dirt did the producers have on James Caan to get him to make this?
#TheFilmCrowd
#TheFilmCrowd
December 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
James Caan't get better work. #TheFilmCrowd
I laughed when Santa kicked the dog. #TheFilmCrowd
elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall
ALT: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall
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December 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I laughed when Santa kicked the dog. #TheFilmCrowd
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote ?
Mine is:
"Avatar with the wings there. Five rounds rapid."
Mine is:
"Avatar with the wings there. Five rounds rapid."
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote ?
Mine is:
"in Italy...they had warfare, terror, murder & bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci & the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy & peace – & what did that produce? Avatar!"
Mine is:
"in Italy...they had warfare, terror, murder & bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci & the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy & peace – & what did that produce? Avatar!"
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote ?
Mine is:
"Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the Avatar Room!"
Mine is:
"Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the Avatar Room!"
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote ?
Mine is:
"Avatar with the wings there. Five rounds rapid."
Mine is:
"Avatar with the wings there. Five rounds rapid."
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Tonight's contest is scheduled for one fall
(ONE FALL!)
Will BILL GOLDBERG Body-Slam our Funny Bones, and pin them to the canvas for a count of three?
Probably not, but you never know!
JOIN US! at 9pm GMT tonight, for SANTA'S SLAY!
Link in post below👇
(ONE FALL!)
Will BILL GOLDBERG Body-Slam our Funny Bones, and pin them to the canvas for a count of three?
Probably not, but you never know!
JOIN US! at 9pm GMT tonight, for SANTA'S SLAY!
Link in post below👇
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Tonight's contest is scheduled for one fall
(ONE FALL!)
Will BILL GOLDBERG Body-Slam our Funny Bones, and pin them to the canvas for a count of three?
Probably not, but you never know!
JOIN US! at 9pm GMT tonight, for SANTA'S SLAY!
Link in post below👇
(ONE FALL!)
Will BILL GOLDBERG Body-Slam our Funny Bones, and pin them to the canvas for a count of three?
Probably not, but you never know!
JOIN US! at 9pm GMT tonight, for SANTA'S SLAY!
Link in post below👇
Make a Bond movie causal
Dr No Worries.
Dr No Worries.
Make a Bond movie causal
Diamonds aren’t forever.
Maybe a week or two.
Tops
Diamonds aren’t forever.
Maybe a week or two.
Tops
Make a Bond movie causal
The World is an Insufficient, but Necessary, Part of an Unnecessary, but Sufficient, Condition
The World is an Insufficient, but Necessary, Part of an Unnecessary, but Sufficient, Condition
December 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Make a Bond movie causal
Dr No Worries.
Dr No Worries.
6am Boxing Day. Still dark as pitch. It's silent except I can hear an owl hooting somewhere outside.
Today might just be the day I see a ghost, or solve a murder mystery.
Today might just be the day I see a ghost, or solve a murder mystery.
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
6am Boxing Day. Still dark as pitch. It's silent except I can hear an owl hooting somewhere outside.
Today might just be the day I see a ghost, or solve a murder mystery.
Today might just be the day I see a ghost, or solve a murder mystery.
Good morning!
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and a lovely day to all, regardless of creed. X
(art by Jose María Miralles)
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and a lovely day to all, regardless of creed. X
(art by Jose María Miralles)
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Good morning!
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and a lovely day to all, regardless of creed. X
(art by Jose María Miralles)
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and a lovely day to all, regardless of creed. X
(art by Jose María Miralles)
Reposted by CaptKarnstein
#NextOnFC - I'm trying to make a tradition of "Christmas-themed movies starring Pro-Wrestlers", so JOIN US! this Friday, the 26th of Dec at 9pm GMT, as GOLDBERG (Boo!) heads a cast of slumming stars in the "horror" / "comedy" SANTA'S SLAY!
#TheFilmCrowd
Link👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwj3...
#TheFilmCrowd
Link👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwj3...
Santa's Slay - 2005 DVD - Goldberg
YouTube video by Hifi Play
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
#NextOnFC - I'm trying to make a tradition of "Christmas-themed movies starring Pro-Wrestlers", so JOIN US! this Friday, the 26th of Dec at 9pm GMT, as GOLDBERG (Boo!) heads a cast of slumming stars in the "horror" / "comedy" SANTA'S SLAY!
#TheFilmCrowd
Link👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwj3...
#TheFilmCrowd
Link👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwj3...
Well, didn't see much, but that seemed the whitest of white Christmas's.
Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmCrowd
Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmCrowd
two men are standing next to each other with one wearing a blue and white feathered headpiece
ALT: two men are standing next to each other with one wearing a blue and white feathered headpiece
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December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Well, didn't see much, but that seemed the whitest of white Christmas's.
Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmCrowd
Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmCrowd
Well that took longer than expected. We have heating and hot water now. What a day. Right, in for the last 10 minutes. #TheFilmCrowd
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Well that took longer than expected. We have heating and hot water now. What a day. Right, in for the last 10 minutes. #TheFilmCrowd
Be with you soon. We've had no hot water or heating all day and the guy has finally just turned up.
#TheFilmCrowd
#TheFilmCrowd
December 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Be with you soon. We've had no hot water or heating all day and the guy has finally just turned up.
#TheFilmCrowd
#TheFilmCrowd
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How I'm showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
How I'm showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party
Why you buying fork handles?
I have just purchased four candles from an olde-timey hardware shop. Nothing. Not a dickie bird. The country’s gone.
December 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Why you buying fork handles?