Captain Katt Butt
@captainkattbutt.bsky.social
Born 1973 - Not Dead Yet
Does not always play well with others.
“About all a human being is, anyway, is just a hoping machine." - Woody Guthrie
“Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.” - Terry Pratchett
Does not always play well with others.
“About all a human being is, anyway, is just a hoping machine." - Woody Guthrie
“Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.” - Terry Pratchett
Suburban Blues (Makes Me Wanna Holler) - My acorn tree is dropping more and bigger acorns this year. Whenever a nearby tree drops a big acorn on metal, my security camera registers it as a possible gunshot. #suburbproblems #fall #acorns
October 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Suburban Blues (Makes Me Wanna Holler) - My acorn tree is dropping more and bigger acorns this year. Whenever a nearby tree drops a big acorn on metal, my security camera registers it as a possible gunshot. #suburbproblems #fall #acorns
I wish simply being told “I love you” and “You’re a good boy” would give me half the boost it gives Hank. If only it were that easy... #dog #greatpyrenees #goldenpyrenees
October 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I wish simply being told “I love you” and “You’re a good boy” would give me half the boost it gives Hank. If only it were that easy... #dog #greatpyrenees #goldenpyrenees
Minnie is the “social eater” of the four cats. She is on prescription food, so the boys are all shut away at feeding time. She gets lonely and won’t eat, so one of us sits with her so she’ll eat all her food (and the boys won’t get it). She is chatty and very happy. #cats #tortie
September 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Current Life Skill Level: Ate Taco Bell for lunch. Avoided any stains on my white shirt eating a hard taco and a burrito. Spilled Pepsi all over my shirt afterwards. Ironic Fail. #tacobell
a man in a taco shirt is dancing in front of tacos
ALT: a man in a taco shirt is dancing in front of tacos
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September 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Current Life Skill Level: Ate Taco Bell for lunch. Avoided any stains on my white shirt eating a hard taco and a burrito. Spilled Pepsi all over my shirt afterwards. Ironic Fail. #tacobell
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The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
August 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
It’s sad how often I have to post this… #trump #fucktrump
August 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It’s sad how often I have to post this… #trump #fucktrump
I kept my profile very minimal and only had a profile pic of my daughter's manga mouse pad (it has wrist supports that look like breasts). I forgot to turn the profile off and woke to 10 likes and somehow got a match without swiping right on anyone. Deleted that account in horror.
July 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I kept my profile very minimal and only had a profile pic of my daughter's manga mouse pad (it has wrist supports that look like breasts). I forgot to turn the profile off and woke to 10 likes and somehow got a match without swiping right on anyone. Deleted that account in horror.
In a fit of frustration, I deleted all my online dating profiles and apps yesterday. I got curious how the other half lives and set up a female looking for male account, just so I could see other men's profiles to compare. It was sad. I get it ladies...
July 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
In a fit of frustration, I deleted all my online dating profiles and apps yesterday. I got curious how the other half lives and set up a female looking for male account, just so I could see other men's profiles to compare. It was sad. I get it ladies...
July 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This is me, napping in my bed, with my polydactyl ginger cat, Sam, absolutely loving it. He is my sleep buddy, always ready and willing to nap. #polydactylcat #gingercat #cat
July 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is me, napping in my bed, with my polydactyl ginger cat, Sam, absolutely loving it. He is my sleep buddy, always ready and willing to nap. #polydactylcat #gingercat #cat
First I didn’t have “HBO Max,” so I didn’t catch it.
Then it got cancelled, and I was too upset to watch it.
Finally, I catch up to Season Two of “Our Flag Is Death.”
Two episodes in and no words...
#ourflagisdeath
Then it got cancelled, and I was too upset to watch it.
Finally, I catch up to Season Two of “Our Flag Is Death.”
Two episodes in and no words...
#ourflagisdeath
July 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
First I didn’t have “HBO Max,” so I didn’t catch it.
Then it got cancelled, and I was too upset to watch it.
Finally, I catch up to Season Two of “Our Flag Is Death.”
Two episodes in and no words...
#ourflagisdeath
Then it got cancelled, and I was too upset to watch it.
Finally, I catch up to Season Two of “Our Flag Is Death.”
Two episodes in and no words...
#ourflagisdeath
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A movie that was so, so far ahead of its time. youtu.be/yuBe93FMiJc?...
Ned Beatty's NETWORK speech-by Paddy Chayefsky
YouTube video by Gart Williams
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July 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
A movie that was so, so far ahead of its time. youtu.be/yuBe93FMiJc?...
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July 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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"Questioning is the way of learning,"
Encourage your children to ask questions, not to accept existing answers.
Encourage your children to ask questions, not to accept existing answers.
July 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"Questioning is the way of learning,"
Encourage your children to ask questions, not to accept existing answers.
Encourage your children to ask questions, not to accept existing answers.
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Applied to be an extra for Ted Lasso when it films in KC next month. No expectations.
Of course the last time I did something like this I ended up qualifying for Jeopardy.
Never got the call, sadly…
#tedlasso
Of course the last time I did something like this I ended up qualifying for Jeopardy.
Never got the call, sadly…
#tedlasso
June 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Applied to be an extra for Ted Lasso when it films in KC next month. No expectations.
Of course the last time I did something like this I ended up qualifying for Jeopardy.
Never got the call, sadly…
#tedlasso
Of course the last time I did something like this I ended up qualifying for Jeopardy.
Never got the call, sadly…
#tedlasso
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AMEN
June 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
AMEN
