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Captain Katt Butt
@captainkattbutt.bsky.social
Born 1973 - Not Dead Yet
Does not always play well with others.

“About all a human being is, anyway, is just a hoping machine." - Woody Guthrie

“Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.” - Terry Pratchett
I wish simply being told “I love you” and “You’re a good boy” would give me half the boost it gives Hank. If only it were that easy... #dog #greatpyrenees #goldenpyrenees
October 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Minnie is the “social eater” of the four cats. She is on prescription food, so the boys are all shut away at feeding time. She gets lonely and won’t eat, so one of us sits with her so she’ll eat all her food (and the boys won’t get it). She is chatty and very happy. #cats #tortie
September 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Dad is in the hospital again for excess fluid due to heart failure (pumped out 25 lbs of fluid last time). Went over to his house to care for the critters and Callie pinned me down for cuddles and scratches for half and hour. I think it helped us both. #cat #calico
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s sad how often I have to post this… #trump #fucktrump
August 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fatty: A Mouthy Day

The black cat doth protest much.

#mainecoon #blackcat #void #cat
July 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This is me, napping in my bed, with my polydactyl ginger cat, Sam, absolutely loving it. He is my sleep buddy, always ready and willing to nap. #polydactylcat #gingercat #cat
July 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
July 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
July 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Pumpkin looking dapper and sleepy. #caturday
June 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy #Pride Month to all.
June 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
June 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Cat starburst - Maine Coon Void Fatty, Gray/orange Tortie Minnie, and fluffy, spicy Ginger Pumpkin. #cat #mainecoon #tortie #ginger
May 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Last day of parrot-sitting Hamlet, my ex’s 35-ish year-old bird. I love the bird, but he is quite tha chaos machine. Mellowing a bit in his middle age... #parrot #doublegoldenheaded
May 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Bravo doggo Hank sticking clise to Kit. He’s had a rough week - first men on the roof cleaning our gutters and now a fuy on the roof with a leaf blower, blowing the masses of oak tassles off. It isn’t easy being a guard dog... #dog #goldenpyrenees
May 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Sam is big, lovable, ginger, and full of thumbs and toes (11 on his big paw). He will gladly sit in your lap, anywhere you are sitting, and he is a champion snuggler. #cat #ginger #gingercat #polydactylcat
May 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Thanks to Sam 4 bringing me a corn cob this morning after Fatty hid it under my bed last night. My bed is big & heavy & where Fatty runs to when he has stolen food, as I can’t reach him. The thought of elotes rotting under my bed gave me nightmares. Good boy, Sam. #cat #ginger #polydactyl #MaineCoon
May 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A rare appearance in my lap by Minnie, my daughter’s cat. She likes me, but is rarely on cuddling terms with me. #cat #tortie
May 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Too soon?
April 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“Going Feral” - Fatty eyes a breakfast item for possible snatching. He has a spot under my bed I can’t reach where he retreats and gulps down his booty. #mainecoon #cat
April 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Fatty: He’s What’s for Dinner. #cat #mainecoon #rescue
April 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wearing this sexy nose bandage after losing a fight with our rose bushes. No permanent damage - hopefully...
April 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
23rd anniversary of perhaps the weirdest break-up I every had - April Fools’ Day. I got back from Opening Day with work & she “wanted to talk.” No reasons given & wouldn’t talk. Soon after, she joined the Peace Corps & went to Mongolia. I think she sensed I was getting serious - this was “no.”
April 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hank & I are starting my battle for cardiac recovery from Long Covid together. He’s old & not much of a walker. I can only exercise in short spurts. 1/3 to 1/2 mile dog walks, at least twice a day, are our starting point. Day 3 is going well... #greatpyrenees #goldenpyrenees #longcovid #walking
March 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Anxious Hank due to thunderstorm pre- and post-Trazedone. It doesn’t work well as a sleeping med for me, but it helps him through thunder anxiety. #dogs #dog #GreatPyrenees #GoldenPyre #anxiety
March 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The moment before Minnie ejects from the lap and Sam taking over. Oh well… #cats #tortie #ginger
March 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM