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@captain7bag.bsky.social
MD, sports med, mathematical modeling of physiology and sports performance, cycling, goes by Michael Puchowicz in the common world
I really hate the term “filthy” for sports highlights, but the Abbey Murphy “assist” showed such utter contempt for that first defender that yeah, I’ve gotta say, that was filthy.
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Is this a children’s book?
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 AM
J6!
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Yeah basically. Digestive enzymes are super important, but one broken pipe and the whole thing melts itself down.
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I still have the original canyon tape on my uh canyon that is I think 8 or 9 years old now … I have a soft spot for things that refuse to die
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I had a revelation that Cleveland is the pancreas of the US cc @courier429.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
This got me blocked? ok… ironic because this Venezuela is literally a gangsters of capitalism reboot www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
pokes gangsters of capitalism with a stick
January 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
hey
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
HNY
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Pedro feex later
Big South Of The Border aesthetic
I’m currently at the Washington Monument:
January 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
how much cocaine has this guy done?
I have ridden elevators with Mick Jagger and Ronald Reagan. On different occasions. I have been in a supermarket with Ozzy Osbourne and Elvis Costello. Same occasion.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
where’s the pic?
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Damn kid … I really enjoy audio books but I definitely miss the physical interaction with a cheap paperback.
Too early for a New Year’s resolution? Too bad. I will no longer read my phone during the long, dark tea-time of the soul. When I can’t sleep, I am going to read one of the books in the giant pile on my nightstand.
December 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Here me out, un-redacting the Epstein files are the EXACT type of task that AI has been trained for: given a set of tokens, what are the most likely associated tokens
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Listen, Superman is really an allegory about severe seasonal affective disorder
December 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
the sun is well up, but it’s still effing dark. not like dark like night but dark like not enough sun
December 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’m going for a walk
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’d like to file a formal complaint.
December 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Shit Floyd!?!?
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
How is it this dark in the morning?
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I’m just here to say that I refuse to listen to war hammer lore , I don’t care what @courier429.bsky.social says
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
well worth 1 minute 17 seconds of your life
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Reposted by Cap
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM