Cap
@captain7bag.bsky.social
MD, sports med, mathematical modeling of physiology and sports performance, cycling, goes by Michael Puchowicz in the common world
Go on …
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Go on …
Humans invented hallucinating first! Get off our lawn!
Bluesky hallucinating that Open AI is requesting a government bailout is wonderfully ironic.
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Humans invented hallucinating first! Get off our lawn!
How do I get more sore walking the same distance as I normally run? Sure it takes longer but walking is walking … the hell?
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
How do I get more sore walking the same distance as I normally run? Sure it takes longer but walking is walking … the hell?
this is the first compelling argument I’ve ever heard for non-open access publishing
Yep. Most of the info it would need to train on to be an expert is paywalled. The stuff that isn’t is out of date or wrong.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
this is the first compelling argument I’ve ever heard for non-open access publishing
I feel like the defense missed a chance here to calculate the sandwich velocity needed for it to kind of explode … also where is the mustard and onion stained ballistics vest?
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I feel like the defense missed a chance here to calculate the sandwich velocity needed for it to kind of explode … also where is the mustard and onion stained ballistics vest?
I was 100% sure this was a dude in a suit doing a parody … I was incorrect .
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I was 100% sure this was a dude in a suit doing a parody … I was incorrect .
FINALLIY !!! Bunch of high school kids throwing a rager. I’ve been in this neighborhood for over 10 years and not a gaht damn thing that has ever gotten wildly out of control.
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
FINALLIY !!! Bunch of high school kids throwing a rager. I’ve been in this neighborhood for over 10 years and not a gaht damn thing that has ever gotten wildly out of control.
Finished up this years round of interviews for the sportsmed fellow: interest in doing sportsmed research was strongly anti-correlated with experience doing research.
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Finished up this years round of interviews for the sportsmed fellow: interest in doing sportsmed research was strongly anti-correlated with experience doing research.
Tell me you’ve never driven a 1988 Honda CRX without saying you’ve never driven a 1988 Honda CRX.
had to drive my roommates Honda today and maybe it's just bias brought on by a lifetime of driving Toyotas but i just hate the way almost every model of car handles
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Tell me you’ve never driven a 1988 Honda CRX without saying you’ve never driven a 1988 Honda CRX.
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The four most depressing words in the English language are “holiday team-building activity.”
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The four most depressing words in the English language are “holiday team-building activity.”
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AI is reshaping the workplace, but at what cost? Journalist Hilke Schellmann reveals the flaws of algorithmic hiring and how workers can adapt to a world where machines decide who gets in the door.
AI is screening your resume. Here's how to make it past the bots
Applying for a job? You might be interviewing with an algorithm before a person. Journalist Hilke Schellmann shares how AI is reshaping hiring—and what job seekers can do to make it past the bots.
n.pr
October 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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internet crashes under the sheer weight of all 4 billion men on earth posting ”same” “same brother“ “hell yeah” “he’s me for real”
October 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
internet crashes under the sheer weight of all 4 billion men on earth posting ”same” “same brother“ “hell yeah” “he’s me for real”
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Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/louvre-thieves-given-immunity-after-confirming-jewels-stolen-for-purpose-of-training-ai-software/
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software
FRENCH POLICE have immediately ended all efforts to recover priceless Napoleon-era jewellery from the Louvre taken in a daring heist after it emerged the jewels were merely stolen for the purposes of training AI software.
When …
waterfordwhispersnews.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/louvre-thieves-given-immunity-after-confirming-jewels-stolen-for-purpose-of-training-ai-software/
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One phrase that bugs me way more than it should is ‘my PhD student’ or ‘my athlete’
As a coach, supervisor or manager your job is to support people; not to own them or their achievements
As a coach, supervisor or manager your job is to support people; not to own them or their achievements
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
One phrase that bugs me way more than it should is ‘my PhD student’ or ‘my athlete’
As a coach, supervisor or manager your job is to support people; not to own them or their achievements
As a coach, supervisor or manager your job is to support people; not to own them or their achievements
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University administration:
"We need you to complete 26 hours of lab safety training 🧪 each year so that everyone is safe and responsible."
Also university administration:
"We need you to complete 26 hours of lab safety training 🧪 each year so that everyone is safe and responsible."
Also university administration:
October 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
University administration:
"We need you to complete 26 hours of lab safety training 🧪 each year so that everyone is safe and responsible."
Also university administration:
"We need you to complete 26 hours of lab safety training 🧪 each year so that everyone is safe and responsible."
Also university administration:
this guy gets it
Is it even a Pinarello if it doesn't have weirdly shaped tubes?
October 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
this guy gets it
anyone not looking out the window is dead inside
Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956 https://theonion.com/passenger-glued-to-airplane-window-like-it-fucking-1956-1832728158/
October 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
anyone not looking out the window is dead inside
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Boom.
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
October 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Boom.
Saw one battle after another last night knowing basically nothing about it and the opening sequence I thought wow this is very Pynchon
October 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Saw one battle after another last night knowing basically nothing about it and the opening sequence I thought wow this is very Pynchon
so there I am surrounded (not kidding surrounded) by javelina … I’m making some kind of crazy deep “GUUUH GUUUH GUUUH” sound and swinging the poop bag wind mill style at the leader … and the dog … nothing
October 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
so there I am surrounded (not kidding surrounded) by javelina … I’m making some kind of crazy deep “GUUUH GUUUH GUUUH” sound and swinging the poop bag wind mill style at the leader … and the dog … nothing
Ok I got ambushed by a pack of javelina … and my dog did nothing … no hackles … no bark … no growl …
October 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Ok I got ambushed by a pack of javelina … and my dog did nothing … no hackles … no bark … no growl …
I mean the hillux is a bit of a cheat code
There are warlords with like six guys and a Hilux who’ve more successfully resisted the United States trying to meddle in their shit
October 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I mean the hillux is a bit of a cheat code
look man … that’s your fault for thinking you should ever service a bottom bracket
Let's talk for a second about plastic reducers in bottom brackets....
September 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
look man … that’s your fault for thinking you should ever service a bottom bracket
shit …
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
shit …