Cap'm Kickass
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Certified shit talker and teller of uncomfortable truths. Sarcasm is my spirit animal. Obviously and proudly GenX. I'm probably stoned right now.🤘🏼
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Meet my dog, Kaj.
That's right.... Kaj.
Kick Ass Junior.
Meet my dog, Kaj.
That's right.... Kaj.
Kick Ass Junior.
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It’s easy to watch the news and feel overwhelmed or even helpless at everything going on. I need you to fight that feeling.
I’m an optimist. You have to be when you strap yourself to a rocket for a living. But there’s real reason to be hopeful this year and l’ll tell you why.
I’m an optimist. You have to be when you strap yourself to a rocket for a living. But there’s real reason to be hopeful this year and l’ll tell you why.
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
It’s easy to watch the news and feel overwhelmed or even helpless at everything going on. I need you to fight that feeling.
I’m an optimist. You have to be when you strap yourself to a rocket for a living. But there’s real reason to be hopeful this year and l’ll tell you why.
I’m an optimist. You have to be when you strap yourself to a rocket for a living. But there’s real reason to be hopeful this year and l’ll tell you why.
Im wondering if anyone knows what this device is called and what it's used for?
January 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Im wondering if anyone knows what this device is called and what it's used for?
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Amazing, a Ford worker called Trump a “pedophile protector” during his visit to an assembly plant in Michigan today.
In return, Trump, who has failed to release the Epstein files, yelled, “fuck you” and flipped off the worker.
In return, Trump, who has failed to release the Epstein files, yelled, “fuck you” and flipped off the worker.
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Amazing, a Ford worker called Trump a “pedophile protector” during his visit to an assembly plant in Michigan today.
In return, Trump, who has failed to release the Epstein files, yelled, “fuck you” and flipped off the worker.
In return, Trump, who has failed to release the Epstein files, yelled, “fuck you” and flipped off the worker.
Ladies and Gentlemen, if you look out your windows, you'll see us leaving behind F.A. and entering into the beautiful territory of F.O.
We'll be bringing around the popcorn and drink cart momentarily.
We'll be bringing around the popcorn and drink cart momentarily.
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last...
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January 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, if you look out your windows, you'll see us leaving behind F.A. and entering into the beautiful territory of F.O.
We'll be bringing around the popcorn and drink cart momentarily.
We'll be bringing around the popcorn and drink cart momentarily.
Hats off and handcuffs on.
Bovino on the officer who killed Renee Good: "Hats off to that ICE agent"
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Hats off and handcuffs on.
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Go onto your chosen AI platform. For me, its Gemini.
Type or dictate the following:
"Give me some good news".
Read.
Breathe deep.
Decompress.
Type or dictate the following:
"Give me some good news".
Read.
Breathe deep.
Decompress.
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Go onto your chosen AI platform. For me, its Gemini.
Type or dictate the following:
"Give me some good news".
Read.
Breathe deep.
Decompress.
Type or dictate the following:
"Give me some good news".
Read.
Breathe deep.
Decompress.
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Let's just combine the term "internal security force" and call them Trump's "insecurity force".
Cuz Trump's insecurity is really what they fighting to protect.
Cuz Trump's insecurity is really what they fighting to protect.
Democrats need to realize ICE isn’t just—or even primarily—a mass deportation force.
ICE is also Trump’s most loyal internal security force which will be used to attack regime opponents and try to steal the election. They should defund his authoritarian capabilities.
ICE is also Trump’s most loyal internal security force which will be used to attack regime opponents and try to steal the election. They should defund his authoritarian capabilities.
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Let's just combine the term "internal security force" and call them Trump's "insecurity force".
Cuz Trump's insecurity is really what they fighting to protect.
Cuz Trump's insecurity is really what they fighting to protect.
While are all of these are true, I do have a special affinity for turning soil and harvesting root vegetables.
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
While are all of these are true, I do have a special affinity for turning soil and harvesting root vegetables.
Epstein > Venezuela
Epstein > Ukraine
Epstein > Greenland
Epstein > Economy
Epstein > 2028
Epstein > Healthcare
Epstein > East Wing
Maybe the only story bigger than Epstein is his failing health. Otherwise, every other story is a distraction from the one subject that's united America against him.
Epstein > Ukraine
Epstein > Greenland
Epstein > Economy
Epstein > 2028
Epstein > Healthcare
Epstein > East Wing
Maybe the only story bigger than Epstein is his failing health. Otherwise, every other story is a distraction from the one subject that's united America against him.
a man wearing a helmet and a microphone is sitting in a car with the words stay on target written on the screen .
ALT: a man wearing a helmet and a microphone is sitting in a car with the words stay on target written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Epstein > Venezuela
Epstein > Ukraine
Epstein > Greenland
Epstein > Economy
Epstein > 2028
Epstein > Healthcare
Epstein > East Wing
Maybe the only story bigger than Epstein is his failing health. Otherwise, every other story is a distraction from the one subject that's united America against him.
Epstein > Ukraine
Epstein > Greenland
Epstein > Economy
Epstein > 2028
Epstein > Healthcare
Epstein > East Wing
Maybe the only story bigger than Epstein is his failing health. Otherwise, every other story is a distraction from the one subject that's united America against him.
I wonder how many seats in the House of Representatives this would net the Democrats?
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I wonder how many seats in the House of Representatives this would net the Democrats?
Convince me this isn't possible with this gaggle of morons.
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Convince me this isn't possible with this gaggle of morons.
Every time he does this, there should be a disproportionate escalation of the Epstein documents.
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Every time he does this, there should be a disproportionate escalation of the Epstein documents.
Welp... It worked.
As I doomscroll through my BlueSky feed this morning, it's all Venezuela, Maduro, constitutionality, and war. I've yet to see anything more regarding Epstein and the sexual victimization of hundreds of Americans.
He changed the narrative yet again.
Sigh.
As I doomscroll through my BlueSky feed this morning, it's all Venezuela, Maduro, constitutionality, and war. I've yet to see anything more regarding Epstein and the sexual victimization of hundreds of Americans.
He changed the narrative yet again.
Sigh.
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Welp... It worked.
As I doomscroll through my BlueSky feed this morning, it's all Venezuela, Maduro, constitutionality, and war. I've yet to see anything more regarding Epstein and the sexual victimization of hundreds of Americans.
He changed the narrative yet again.
Sigh.
As I doomscroll through my BlueSky feed this morning, it's all Venezuela, Maduro, constitutionality, and war. I've yet to see anything more regarding Epstein and the sexual victimization of hundreds of Americans.
He changed the narrative yet again.
Sigh.
This is a throat lump waiting to happen. Some dopamine among the chaos around us.
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January 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
This is a throat lump waiting to happen. Some dopamine among the chaos around us.
Does anyone really thing Peter Theil is going to let Trump deny him his Presidency via JD?
These repetitive cognitive exams are data; they're establishing a baseline. When those scores fall far enough, it'll be justification for the 25th.
These repetitive cognitive exams are data; they're establishing a baseline. When those scores fall far enough, it'll be justification for the 25th.
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Does anyone really thing Peter Theil is going to let Trump deny him his Presidency via JD?
These repetitive cognitive exams are data; they're establishing a baseline. When those scores fall far enough, it'll be justification for the 25th.
These repetitive cognitive exams are data; they're establishing a baseline. When those scores fall far enough, it'll be justification for the 25th.
If I ever develop a boil on my ass, I'm calling it a "Trump Bump."
January 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If I ever develop a boil on my ass, I'm calling it a "Trump Bump."
ICE agents are wearing masks to hide their identity. But in order to prove they were ICE agents to collect on Trump's eventual blanket pardon, they'll have to reveal themselves.
Even if they don't, there will be personnel/pay records to do it for them.
Karma gains strength as she lies in wait.
Even if they don't, there will be personnel/pay records to do it for them.
Karma gains strength as she lies in wait.
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE agents are wearing masks to hide their identity. But in order to prove they were ICE agents to collect on Trump's eventual blanket pardon, they'll have to reveal themselves.
Even if they don't, there will be personnel/pay records to do it for them.
Karma gains strength as she lies in wait.
Even if they don't, there will be personnel/pay records to do it for them.
Karma gains strength as she lies in wait.
Should she? Or should she stay?
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Should she? Or should she stay?
Trump visited France on Bastille Day and was so inspired by the parade, that he threw himself one.
Maybe he'll be so inspired by this visit that he'll similarly copy Queen Elizabeth's latest move.
Maybe he'll be so inspired by this visit that he'll similarly copy Queen Elizabeth's latest move.
Oy. Constitutional king visits unconstitutional king.
King Charles and Prince William expected to visit US in 2026 to revitalise trade deal
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
King Charles and Prince William expected to visit US in 2026 to revitalise trade deal
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
King Charles and Prince William expected to visit US in 2026 to revitalise trade deal
Royals are reported to plan separate trips, after Donald Trump paused implementation of agreement
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Trump visited France on Bastille Day and was so inspired by the parade, that he threw himself one.
Maybe he'll be so inspired by this visit that he'll similarly copy Queen Elizabeth's latest move.
Maybe he'll be so inspired by this visit that he'll similarly copy Queen Elizabeth's latest move.