Cap'm Kickass
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Certified shit talker and teller of uncomfortable truths. Sarcasm is my spirit animal. Obviously and proudly GenX. I'm probably stoned right now.🤘🏼
Given that Trump publicly ordered this investigation, Comey seems to have quite the grounds for civil suit against him, Bondi, and Halligan.
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Given that Trump publicly ordered this investigation, Comey seems to have quite the grounds for civil suit against him, Bondi, and Halligan.
Ok, but transferring to a federal prison doesn't change the fact that her charges were state-level. The charges are exempt from pardon.
How is transfer relevant?
How is transfer relevant?
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ok, but transferring to a federal prison doesn't change the fact that her charges were state-level. The charges are exempt from pardon.
How is transfer relevant?
How is transfer relevant?
Horrors of the Hague.
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Horrors of the Hague.
I hope Kamala got a flea dip afterwards.
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I hope Kamala got a flea dip afterwards.
True words not adhered to by he who said them. Hypocrite.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
True words not adhered to by he who said them. Hypocrite.
He's thinking about Star Trek again.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
He's thinking about Star Trek again.
Can we just call her Gilligan instead of Halligan?
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Can we just call her Gilligan instead of Halligan?
Nixon didn't have cankles, diaper, or a rotten apple hand.
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Nixon didn't have cankles, diaper, or a rotten apple hand.
So many MAGAE are going to be confused by this.
"How can you go to America and Canada at the same time?"
"How can you go to America and Canada at the same time?"
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
So many MAGAE are going to be confused by this.
"How can you go to America and Canada at the same time?"
"How can you go to America and Canada at the same time?"
Dude's "fold then flex" strategy is getting old. Like he and his ilk are.
Time for some fresh energy.
Time for some fresh energy.
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Dude's "fold then flex" strategy is getting old. Like he and his ilk are.
Time for some fresh energy.
Time for some fresh energy.
In other words: "Getting rich off of petroleum kicks boo-tay."
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
In other words: "Getting rich off of petroleum kicks boo-tay."
No, not dat bar.
Disbar.
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(I'll show myself out).
Disbar.
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(I'll show myself out).
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
No, not dat bar.
Disbar.
----
(I'll show myself out).
Disbar.
----
(I'll show myself out).
Call Trump. Ask him how HE handles it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Call Trump. Ask him how HE handles it.
Johnson is just afraid of his son getting notified.
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Johnson is just afraid of his son getting notified.
They should have known it would be problematic when they saw it was written in crayon and Sharpie.
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
They should have known it would be problematic when they saw it was written in crayon and Sharpie.
And if there WERE a thousand FBI agents cataloging the files, they can be subpoenaed.
But I agree that something is afoot at the Circle-K.
But I agree that something is afoot at the Circle-K.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
And if there WERE a thousand FBI agents cataloging the files, they can be subpoenaed.
But I agree that something is afoot at the Circle-K.
But I agree that something is afoot at the Circle-K.
Can we throw out his President next?
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Can we throw out his President next?
Mike Vick also "had a dog".
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Mike Vick also "had a dog".
Agreed. But this is also a man who is suspected of throwing his ex-wife down a flight of stairs the day before she was due to give a deposition.
And I question if any of the reporters know where the parachutes are located.
And I question if any of the reporters know where the parachutes are located.
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Agreed. But this is also a man who is suspected of throwing his ex-wife down a flight of stairs the day before she was due to give a deposition.
And I question if any of the reporters know where the parachutes are located.
And I question if any of the reporters know where the parachutes are located.
Schumer: The Senate has now passed the Epstein bill as soon as it comes over from the House.
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Theres a video flying around with Schumer making the request for immediate approval without changes and it was granted. Happened about half an hour ago.
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Theres a video flying around with Schumer making the request for immediate approval without changes and it was granted. Happened about half an hour ago.
If its yelling at traffic, I'm not ready for therapy yet. ✊🏼
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If its yelling at traffic, I'm not ready for therapy yet. ✊🏼
"People who provide alibis" are also known as co-conspirators.
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"People who provide alibis" are also known as co-conspirators.
Trump's administration is a toilet, and knows how to spin only one way.
And what they're spinning isn't pretty, either.
And what they're spinning isn't pretty, either.
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Trump's administration is a toilet, and knows how to spin only one way.
And what they're spinning isn't pretty, either.
And what they're spinning isn't pretty, either.
The B in MBS means Bubba.
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The B in MBS means Bubba.