Cap'm Kickass
@capmkickass.bsky.social
Certified shit talker and teller of uncomfortable truths. Sarcasm is my spirit animal. Obviously and proudly GenX. I'm probably stoned right now.🤘🏼
Ill let my bio answer that one. 😁
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ill let my bio answer that one. 😁
Meanwhile:
"Hey white people, have more babies. We're underpopulated over here."
"Hey white people, have more babies. We're underpopulated over here."
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Meanwhile:
"Hey white people, have more babies. We're underpopulated over here."
"Hey white people, have more babies. We're underpopulated over here."
Naming co-conspirators rarely suggests innocence.
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Naming co-conspirators rarely suggests innocence.
Side note:
Trump's words, "... money sucking insurance companies" foments more of this:
Trump's words, "... money sucking insurance companies" foments more of this:
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Side note:
Trump's words, "... money sucking insurance companies" foments more of this:
Trump's words, "... money sucking insurance companies" foments more of this:
Side note:
Trump's words, "...money sucking insurance companies" foments more of this:
Trump's words, "...money sucking insurance companies" foments more of this:
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Side note:
Trump's words, "...money sucking insurance companies" foments more of this:
Trump's words, "...money sucking insurance companies" foments more of this:
It hath dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It hath dropped.
They've seen a preview.
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
They've seen a preview.
They were represented in all cities, and their voices will make a difference. Here's one I took yesterday.
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
They were represented in all cities, and their voices will make a difference. Here's one I took yesterday.
Well, there was one other thing a majority of the country was united on...
October 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Well, there was one other thing a majority of the country was united on...
Delivery focused?
Only if the delivery is sarcasm and a middle finger.
Only if the delivery is sarcasm and a middle finger.
October 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Delivery focused?
Only if the delivery is sarcasm and a middle finger.
Only if the delivery is sarcasm and a middle finger.
A reminder not to get distracted.
September 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A reminder not to get distracted.
Probably something along the lines of:
September 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Probably something along the lines of:
I got a package from Amazon yesterday and something on it looked familiar, but I couldn't tell where I'd seen it before.
Then I got a stroke of inspiration.
Then I got a stroke of inspiration.
September 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I got a package from Amazon yesterday and something on it looked familiar, but I couldn't tell where I'd seen it before.
Then I got a stroke of inspiration.
Then I got a stroke of inspiration.
Could it be this?
September 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Could it be this?
Their policies don't give a shit about the American people either.
September 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Their policies don't give a shit about the American people either.
Here's another reason to focus on taking back Congress next year; cuz we all know that Horrible Orange ain't making it to the end of his term.
Imagine Vice President Stephen Miller.
Imagine Vice President Stephen Miller.
August 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Here's another reason to focus on taking back Congress next year; cuz we all know that Horrible Orange ain't making it to the end of his term.
Imagine Vice President Stephen Miller.
Imagine Vice President Stephen Miller.
Here's another reason to focus on taking back Congress next year; cuz we all know that Horrible Orange ain't making it to the end of his term.
Imagine Vice President Stephen Miller.
Imagine Vice President Stephen Miller.
August 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Here's another reason to focus on taking back Congress next year; cuz we all know that Horrible Orange ain't making it to the end of his term.
Imagine Vice President Stephen Miller.
Imagine Vice President Stephen Miller.