ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ
@cameronpaton.bsky.social
Get into it.
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Maybe I like cheese so much because I hope there’s a little pill hidden in it
December 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Maybe I like cheese so much because I hope there’s a little pill hidden in it
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Today's assignment:
If you still have a Facebook account, keep changing your birthday on Facebook to whatever day it is. Every day.
If you still have a Facebook account, keep changing your birthday on Facebook to whatever day it is. Every day.
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Today's assignment:
If you still have a Facebook account, keep changing your birthday on Facebook to whatever day it is. Every day.
If you still have a Facebook account, keep changing your birthday on Facebook to whatever day it is. Every day.
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I came upon this on the internets. Wow!
I knew this sum bitches we’re old, but geesh.
I knew this sum bitches we’re old, but geesh.
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I came upon this on the internets. Wow!
I knew this sum bitches we’re old, but geesh.
I knew this sum bitches we’re old, but geesh.
Pee so clear I didn't bother flushing.
kidding. I still flushed.
but it was disturbingly clear per.
kidding. I still flushed.
but it was disturbingly clear per.
December 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Pee so clear I didn't bother flushing.
kidding. I still flushed.
but it was disturbingly clear per.
kidding. I still flushed.
but it was disturbingly clear per.
Stop imploring me.
it's weird.
it's weird.
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Stop imploring me.
it's weird.
it's weird.
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Is handbasket the only method of travel to Hell? Is there a train.. maybe a hot air balloon.. a penny farthing, perhaps?
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is handbasket the only method of travel to Hell? Is there a train.. maybe a hot air balloon.. a penny farthing, perhaps?
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When you shit on enough cars to unlock the cool skin
August 14, 2023 at 10:08 PM
When you shit on enough cars to unlock the cool skin
Sees your merry Christmas and chops it in two.
while merrily singing "simply halving a wonderful Christmas time"
while merrily singing "simply halving a wonderful Christmas time"
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sees your merry Christmas and chops it in two.
while merrily singing "simply halving a wonderful Christmas time"
while merrily singing "simply halving a wonderful Christmas time"
They don't call me "Magic Mike" for nothing.
They call me Magic Mike for $22/ hour.
Half hour minimum.
They call me Magic Mike for $22/ hour.
Half hour minimum.
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
They don't call me "Magic Mike" for nothing.
They call me Magic Mike for $22/ hour.
Half hour minimum.
They call me Magic Mike for $22/ hour.
Half hour minimum.
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🎶 It was a strawberry bidet
The kind you find in the homeware store
The kind you find in the homeware store
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
🎶 It was a strawberry bidet
The kind you find in the homeware store
The kind you find in the homeware store
200 capacity kind of works...
Some will be standing.
and there will be an ever growing lineup at the two bathroom stalls.
Maybe if there was a few ports-potties?
or shrubberies out back.
Some will be standing.
and there will be an ever growing lineup at the two bathroom stalls.
Maybe if there was a few ports-potties?
or shrubberies out back.
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
200 capacity kind of works...
Some will be standing.
and there will be an ever growing lineup at the two bathroom stalls.
Maybe if there was a few ports-potties?
or shrubberies out back.
Some will be standing.
and there will be an ever growing lineup at the two bathroom stalls.
Maybe if there was a few ports-potties?
or shrubberies out back.
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If I follow you, it’s given you have an excellent butthole.
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If I follow you, it’s given you have an excellent butthole.
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Our contract with the janitorial service states certain areas not only be cleaned, but disinfected as well.
I was told today that if I refer to this section of the agreement as "the sani-clause" again, I will be excluded from future weekly meetings.
I was told today that if I refer to this section of the agreement as "the sani-clause" again, I will be excluded from future weekly meetings.
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Our contract with the janitorial service states certain areas not only be cleaned, but disinfected as well.
I was told today that if I refer to this section of the agreement as "the sani-clause" again, I will be excluded from future weekly meetings.
I was told today that if I refer to this section of the agreement as "the sani-clause" again, I will be excluded from future weekly meetings.
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Doctor: do you smoke or drink coffee
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Doctor: do you smoke or drink coffee
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
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first, they came for the geniuses & i did not speak out bc,… duh
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
first, they came for the geniuses & i did not speak out bc,… duh
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Calm on down!
You're the next contestant on the crisis is right.
You're the next contestant on the crisis is right.
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Calm on down!
You're the next contestant on the crisis is right.
You're the next contestant on the crisis is right.
I wanna meet the man who coined the term analgesic...
but I don't want to shake his hand.
but I don't want to shake his hand.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I wanna meet the man who coined the term analgesic...
but I don't want to shake his hand.
but I don't want to shake his hand.
Not often... Maybe 3 or 4 times a year... I'll be at a big party, or maybe a scotch tasting and I want to try them all
and I get a little over the top drunk.
and that can sometimes affect my vision.
So. Here's the plan
and I get a little over the top drunk.
and that can sometimes affect my vision.
So. Here's the plan
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Not often... Maybe 3 or 4 times a year... I'll be at a big party, or maybe a scotch tasting and I want to try them all
and I get a little over the top drunk.
and that can sometimes affect my vision.
So. Here's the plan
and I get a little over the top drunk.
and that can sometimes affect my vision.
So. Here's the plan
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A friend came up with "Democratic Darwinism: The Origins of Specious" to describe why centrists play it safe - and I had to share.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A friend came up with "Democratic Darwinism: The Origins of Specious" to describe why centrists play it safe - and I had to share.