Rosemary
@cameronfryedfish.bsky.social
Friendly puppet brought to life. I like baseball, I write music, and I'm far too invested in Walt Disney World
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One way to get kids interested in baseball is to keep talking about a player’s big butt.
July 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
One way to get kids interested in baseball is to keep talking about a player’s big butt.
I was happier when I thought "Grok" was a secondary nickname for National Football League athlete Rob Gronkowski
July 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I was happier when I thought "Grok" was a secondary nickname for National Football League athlete Rob Gronkowski
An inconclusive list of very straight artists that are very gay to me because I listened to them a lot when I was 13-16 and had an inkling that Something Was Up:
- Barenaked Ladies
- Augustana
- Dashboard Confessional
- Barenaked Ladies
- Augustana
- Dashboard Confessional
June 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
An inconclusive list of very straight artists that are very gay to me because I listened to them a lot when I was 13-16 and had an inkling that Something Was Up:
- Barenaked Ladies
- Augustana
- Dashboard Confessional
- Barenaked Ladies
- Augustana
- Dashboard Confessional
DISNEY STOP ANNOUNCING OTHER STUFF AND DROP THE FOODIE EATS WHATEVER GUIDE TO RAINBOW GAY SNACKIES CHALLENGE
May 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
DISNEY STOP ANNOUNCING OTHER STUFF AND DROP THE FOODIE EATS WHATEVER GUIDE TO RAINBOW GAY SNACKIES CHALLENGE
I'm just a woman who is not the target audience for professional baseball broadcasts watching one ad after another for erectile dysfunction meds on MLB TV
May 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm just a woman who is not the target audience for professional baseball broadcasts watching one ad after another for erectile dysfunction meds on MLB TV
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“when I saw Star Wars, we were led to believe Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker were two different people”
“Ok, grandma, let’s get you to bed”
“Ok, grandma, let’s get you to bed”
May 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“when I saw Star Wars, we were led to believe Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker were two different people”
“Ok, grandma, let’s get you to bed”
“Ok, grandma, let’s get you to bed”
Breathing a sigh of relief now that the Disney Pride collection merch page is showing signs of life again aka new items and not just leftover rainbow lightsaber shirts from last year
May 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Breathing a sigh of relief now that the Disney Pride collection merch page is showing signs of life again aka new items and not just leftover rainbow lightsaber shirts from last year
Tbh the best part of my girlfriend planning a friend's bachelorette trip to Universal is binging @orlandoparkstop.com episodes, @alicia.social and friends are just delightful, everything is so informative, I am over here having a great great time
May 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tbh the best part of my girlfriend planning a friend's bachelorette trip to Universal is binging @orlandoparkstop.com episodes, @alicia.social and friends are just delightful, everything is so informative, I am over here having a great great time
Something that's true about my life is that my family has a custom emoji of Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer in our group chat hosted on Discord, famously a gamer chat app, so there's that
May 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Something that's true about my life is that my family has a custom emoji of Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer in our group chat hosted on Discord, famously a gamer chat app, so there's that
Enough "now more than ever," enough "never been more important," I am begging people to learn how to write other words
May 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Enough "now more than ever," enough "never been more important," I am begging people to learn how to write other words
Disney in Abu Dhabi moodboard
May 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Disney in Abu Dhabi moodboard
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"so pup what u are saying is based on your research there is no rule that says a dog can not be pope?"
April 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"so pup what u are saying is based on your research there is no rule that says a dog can not be pope?"
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Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
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this administration had no problems fishing andrew tate out of a romanian prison
Either the U.S. government *is* able to exert monetary and diplomatic pressure on El Salvador sufficient to produce Abrego Garcia’s release, or it isn’t.
The latter would be either a bald-faced lie or a pretty stunning concession of our national impotence. The Vice President should pick one.
The latter would be either a bald-faced lie or a pretty stunning concession of our national impotence. The Vice President should pick one.
April 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
this administration had no problems fishing andrew tate out of a romanian prison
Here's a Friday beer, Friday beer is good, Kölsch is good
April 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Here's a Friday beer, Friday beer is good, Kölsch is good
One week after World Pride in DC, hm surely a coincidence, got it got it
“Tanks or no tanks, [DC] can prepare for some kind of massive birthday bash for the Army on June 14.”
#washingtondc
#washingtondc
Parachutists — and maybe a military parade — for Army’s D.C. birthday bash
President Donald Trump intended to host one during his first term but backed off amid pushback from the Army and D.C. officials.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
One week after World Pride in DC, hm surely a coincidence, got it got it
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Helpful to remember: sometimes news can be good
April 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Helpful to remember: sometimes news can be good
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Finally, a book with two named authors who somehow each did less than zero of the writing
Jimmy Donaldson, better known on YouTube as MrBeast, has co-written a thriller novel with author James Patterson. The book is reportedly already at the center of an eight-figure bidding war for publishing rights.
MrBeast Starts a New Chapter as a James Patterson Co-Author
Jimmy Donaldson, better known on YouTube as MrBeast, has co-written a thriller novel with author James Patterson. The book is reportedly already at the center of an eight-figure bidding war for publishing rights.
www.vulture.com
March 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Finally, a book with two named authors who somehow each did less than zero of the writing
My patron saints of being an employed person
March 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My patron saints of being an employed person
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Mets might've lost, but Francisco Lindor always be winning
March 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Mets might've lost, but Francisco Lindor always be winning
Is this challengers
March 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Is this challengers
Facebook keeps suggesting I add my literal girlfriend as a friend and I keep ignoring it because it's just getting funnier and funnier
March 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Facebook keeps suggesting I add my literal girlfriend as a friend and I keep ignoring it because it's just getting funnier and funnier
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broke: the Gulf of Mexico
woke: the Gulf of America
bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships
woke: the Gulf of America
bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships
March 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
broke: the Gulf of Mexico
woke: the Gulf of America
bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships
woke: the Gulf of America
bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships
Thinking about him (Rolly Crump, hottest Imagineer award)
March 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Thinking about him (Rolly Crump, hottest Imagineer award)
Good
Elon Musk is now $122 billion poorer than he was at his post-election peak, due to Tesla stock plummeting.
www.forbes.com/sites/dereks...
www.forbes.com/sites/dereks...
Elon Musk Is Officially $122 Billion Poorer Than His Peak—As Tesla Stock Erases Most All Of Its Election Rally
One of the biggest victims of the tariff selloff, Tesla stock's post-election rally now stands at less than 4% after once enjoying a 90% gain.
www.forbes.com
March 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Good