Alex 👽
@calamaro.bsky.social
くコ:彡
i see the world wildly in wild ways
he/him
i see the world wildly in wild ways
he/him
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well my name's Taylor
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
well my name's Taylor
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
i'll always remember how joe biden was like "hufdudevadumeh israel nuhfudefvedevuh"
May 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i'll always remember how joe biden was like "hufdudevadumeh israel nuhfudefvedevuh"
can't stop (won't stop) drawing crabs
March 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
can't stop (won't stop) drawing crabs
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Godzilla in Shinjuku
March 31, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Godzilla in Shinjuku
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Judging from the early comments on my latest video, somehow this shot in particular seems to have resonated with a lot of viewers.
March 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Judging from the early comments on my latest video, somehow this shot in particular seems to have resonated with a lot of viewers.
vegan + gluten free snacks do taste kinda fucked up but in a way i sort of like
March 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
vegan + gluten free snacks do taste kinda fucked up but in a way i sort of like
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What if we didn’t bomb people for shipping profits
March 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
What if we didn’t bomb people for shipping profits
Daddy has to go away for a long time, Hounds of Love
March 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Daddy has to go away for a long time, Hounds of Love
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Violent fascists in the US government are hunting down another legal resident to disappear and/or deport her because she attended a protest. She's now in hiding.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/n...
Columbia Student Hunted by ICE Sues to Prevent Deportation
Yunseo Chung, a legal permanent resident who has lived in the U.S. since she was 7, participated in pro-Palestinian demonstrations. Immigration agents visited residences looking for her.
www.nytimes.com
March 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Violent fascists in the US government are hunting down another legal resident to disappear and/or deport her because she attended a protest. She's now in hiding.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/n...
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💕💝💞Just Girly Star Trek Things💖🌸🧁
Prove me wrong Bashir. 💕
Prove me wrong Bashir. 💕
March 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
💕💝💞Just Girly Star Trek Things💖🌸🧁
Prove me wrong Bashir. 💕
Prove me wrong Bashir. 💕
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A sinister statement from any govt, but coming from a one that is already cutting disability welfare, and making statements that mental illnesses such as PTSD are "overdiagnosed", makes it sound like she simply wants to feed young people into a meat grinder in order to get them off her books.
March 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
A sinister statement from any govt, but coming from a one that is already cutting disability welfare, and making statements that mental illnesses such as PTSD are "overdiagnosed", makes it sound like she simply wants to feed young people into a meat grinder in order to get them off her books.
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As a child, I yearned for
March 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
As a child, I yearned for
the look she gives you after cooking the whole bowl in one inhale
Head of a Woman by Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, 1904
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137350
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137350
March 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
the look she gives you after cooking the whole bowl in one inhale
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I hope you see a bird today.
March 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I hope you see a bird today.
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the ideal relationship between men is one man on a skateboard and the other man holding the camcorder
March 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
the ideal relationship between men is one man on a skateboard and the other man holding the camcorder
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They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
One time I managed to find the exact spot where that photo was taken on google maps
March 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time
March 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time
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if elected mayor i wîll devour this city mouthful by bitter mouthful; if it takes 40000 years you and all you cherish will know its end in the might of my relentless jaws
March 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
if elected mayor i wîll devour this city mouthful by bitter mouthful; if it takes 40000 years you and all you cherish will know its end in the might of my relentless jaws
Weather app lied, p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶d̶ my good shoes got wet >:(
March 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Weather app lied, p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶d̶ my good shoes got wet >:(
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(sees “Shrek” and “Epstein” are trending)
Damn. Disappointing, but, in hindsight, not surprising.
Damn. Disappointing, but, in hindsight, not surprising.
February 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
(sees “Shrek” and “Epstein” are trending)
Damn. Disappointing, but, in hindsight, not surprising.
Damn. Disappointing, but, in hindsight, not surprising.
Ryleighs gonna Ryleigh
Every one of these stories should be looked at as a failure of America's media. We failed to inform people correctly and they voted accordingly. There doesn't appear to be any chance this will cause some broad reconsideration of how media companies work sadly. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
She hoped Trump’s victory would change her life, but not like this
Ryleigh Cooper is normally more focused on motherhood than politics. Then came DOGE.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ryleighs gonna Ryleigh