Alex 👽
@calamaro.bsky.social
くコ:彡
i see the world wildly in wild ways
he/him
i see the world wildly in wild ways
he/him
can't stop (won't stop) drawing crabs
March 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
can't stop (won't stop) drawing crabs
oh boy another day at work of feeding people to The Machine sucks that i gotta wait a whole weekend until i can start again on monday
February 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
oh boy another day at work of feeding people to The Machine sucks that i gotta wait a whole weekend until i can start again on monday
the corner of a zero dollar bill on some stairs
inflation is out of control in this country smh
inflation is out of control in this country smh
February 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
the corner of a zero dollar bill on some stairs
inflation is out of control in this country smh
inflation is out of control in this country smh
i'm crying i'm in heaven i'm having a religious manic episode (only kinda jk)
January 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i'm crying i'm in heaven i'm having a religious manic episode (only kinda jk)
i had to be sure i saw what i saw
January 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
i had to be sure i saw what i saw
Ellen and Friedrich's view when they wake up to find Anna on the floor:
December 29, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Ellen and Friedrich's view when they wake up to find Anna on the floor:
nobody knows who this guy is. he was "gracefully released from his contract" with the Muppets for "undisclosed reasons" in 1978
December 23, 2024 at 2:13 AM
nobody knows who this guy is. he was "gracefully released from his contract" with the Muppets for "undisclosed reasons" in 1978
you give a broke boy $3 like one time and you'll never stop hearing from them...
December 19, 2024 at 1:30 PM
you give a broke boy $3 like one time and you'll never stop hearing from them...
the strength it took for me to not start chowing down on these fish skins and dried octopus in the bougie pet treat store
December 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
the strength it took for me to not start chowing down on these fish skins and dried octopus in the bougie pet treat store
anyway, oooooohhhh god i think something is wrong with my balls ooooooiuuugggghhguygghhhh
December 18, 2024 at 3:20 AM
anyway, oooooohhhh god i think something is wrong with my balls ooooooiuuugggghhguygghhhh
look at this bigass ferrero rocher
December 18, 2024 at 3:18 AM
look at this bigass ferrero rocher
the Maya understood basic comic panel flow better than a lot of artists today
December 2, 2024 at 1:57 PM
the Maya understood basic comic panel flow better than a lot of artists today
Godrick the Grafted selected as head of HHS
November 14, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Godrick the Grafted selected as head of HHS
Squid Sunday
(late whoops)
(late whoops)
March 4, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Squid Sunday
(late whoops)
(late whoops)
can I come over and fight you like this?
March 3, 2024 at 8:58 PM
can I come over and fight you like this?
thresher shark thursday
February 29, 2024 at 3:59 PM
thresher shark thursday
Whenever I feel like I've made a really stupid mistake or regret a decision, I like to imagine Mike and Jay from redlettermedia pointing and laughing at me. It makes me feel like it's not that serious. Maybe Rich Evans too. Not the tall bald guy. He seems ok but he does not appear in these fantasies
February 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Whenever I feel like I've made a really stupid mistake or regret a decision, I like to imagine Mike and Jay from redlettermedia pointing and laughing at me. It makes me feel like it's not that serious. Maybe Rich Evans too. Not the tall bald guy. He seems ok but he does not appear in these fantasies
stayed late at work just to produce crappy data
January 17, 2024 at 11:49 PM
stayed late at work just to produce crappy data
something important about shin kamen rider:
January 11, 2024 at 7:12 PM
something important about shin kamen rider:
"Replace Doom-Scrolling with Becoming That Guy"
January 9, 2024 at 6:21 PM
"Replace Doom-Scrolling with Becoming That Guy"