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Brendan Murray
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RIP Robert Redford. You made great salad dressing
September 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Why do the ads for seasonal releases at Jeni’s Ice Cream all look like posters for an upcoming A24 film?
September 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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they should make Ready Player Three and its about him trying to make his kid respect Hogans Alley and Ghostbusters and his kid doesn’t and he gets old and he’s alone in a VR nursing home with all his childhood toys and Lion-O says “it’s ok. it’s time to go now” then he dies
August 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@dcsarahe.bsky.social please know that the Mario’s story would have been even crazier if I had seen this on Fudgie night
My wife wanted an ice cream cake for her birthday and just look at this guy we found at Carvel
May 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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bro my grocery store launched a sports betting app im never gonna be able to afford eggs again
March 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I used to love hanging out with my buddy Brendan but things have changed since he started bringing that wizard around. Sorry dude, your orb isn’t that interesting and I’m sick of smoking out of that long-ass pipe
October 12, 2024 at 3:03 AM