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Thomas
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Butler Bulldog. Cubs Fan. Improv Comic.

Navigating on cardinal directions and vibes.
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
why are there no breakfast soups
October 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
where does all the excess potion from the giant cauldron go
October 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
gurt vonnekut
September 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.
September 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Oh right this app exists
September 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Every Crunchwrap ever produced is more supreme than this goddamn fucking Court
June 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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via @tippingpitchespod.com over on the not-as-fun site
June 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Look I know things are bad but Donald Trump is dumb enough that I think we could trick him into getting us universal healthcare. Make it about how everyone else is beating America at it
June 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
When are we as a society going to cease production of these shitty ass zippers
June 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Listening to this on repeat forever.
May 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My father in law created a board game called ZooJourn and the Kickstarter has gone live! If you like fun family board games you should definitely check it out! www.kickstarter.com/projects/luc...
ZooJourn
ZooJourn is a fun game for family game night. It is bright, colorful, full of animals, and with a lot of interaction between players.
www.kickstarter.com
May 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Pirates fire manager
Cardinals select pope

More NL Central leadership notes as they become available.
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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trombonist or tromboner
May 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
what the fuck is the met gala
May 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A lot of you didn’t learn any mythology as a kid and it shows
May 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
People who actively choose white emojis: why?
May 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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This is so funny, I might have to print it out and frame it
April 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I wonder if Rosa Parks ever watched Shrek
April 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Dalai Lama Tapped As Interim Pope
April 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How you gonna have a conflict with a reoccurring meeting? Don’t you plan around the things that don’t move?
April 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I hope the last thing I see before I die isn’t JD Vance
April 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I have acquired three boxes of hormbles chormbles
April 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
@bsky.app why does the home button not work
April 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM