Today is the 10th anniversary of “Meet me in Temecula”

Tonight this man convinced me that he had not had dinner. He gave me giant googly starving eyes as he drooled into his bowl.

Now he is sleeping off his double dinner with his stomach so large he can’t even lie on it.

Strong contender for a daytime Emmy here.

My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

I’m not participating in daylight savings time, this feels like a you problem

A sweeping investigation into prison labor tied hundreds of millions of dollars to hundreds of popular foods brands.

Prisoners are largely uncompensated and are often excluded from protections.

“You can’t call it anything else. It’s just slavery.” apnews.com/article/pris...

All Sports Illustrated staffers just got layoff emails so I wanted to give you a sneak peak of their next Bikini Issue cover

I don’t know if there’s anywhere you can go from here if you’re transvestigating a giant statue. it’s like the final boss. there’s nothing left to do in the game but side quests

picturing this sweet little guy choosing the fonts and a flattering photo, loading the paper in the printer, and then scampering about and posting these all around the neighborhood

two households
both alike in dignity
in fair Verona
where we lay our scene

5 hours of meetings
4 cups of coffee
3 wait you're muteds
2 ping me afters
and a let's sync up when you are freee