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that rug really tied the room together, dude
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You guys were all "Why would you set the house on fire" and you look stupid now that the arsonist is sending water to one of the bedrooms
BREAKING: President Trump is proposing a $12 billion farm aid package to soften the blow of his tariffs, a White House official says.
Trump is proposing a $12B farm aid package to soften blow of his tariffs, White House official says
President Donald Trump is planning a $12 billion aid package for U.S. farmers who have struggled to sell their crops while getting hit by rising costs after the president raised tariffs on China as part of a broader trade war, according to White House official.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You guys were all "Why would you set the house on fire" and you look stupid now that the arsonist is sending water to one of the bedrooms
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"When we sent the first Christmas newsletter, we were just a two-person operation. Now we have to cover nine busy family members across four states. And sometimes Jessica has a boyfriend. It’s a big operation, and Clare had to learn Microsoft XL or whatever it’s called."
Why We’re Paywalling Our Family Christmas Card
Season’s Greetings from the Mortons! We know many of you look forward to opening your mailbox each December to receive the Morton annual Christmas ...
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December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"When we sent the first Christmas newsletter, we were just a two-person operation. Now we have to cover nine busy family members across four states. And sometimes Jessica has a boyfriend. It’s a big operation, and Clare had to learn Microsoft XL or whatever it’s called."
found I have access to the mst3k channel and another thing that has struck me is how impossible this show would have been without the Minneapolis theater scene
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
found I have access to the mst3k channel and another thing that has struck me is how impossible this show would have been without the Minneapolis theater scene
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given how checked out he is there's a real temptation in the second term to ascribe a lot of the most extreme remigration stuff to the various ghouls propping up this administration but he really is as vile and racist as they come
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
given how checked out he is there's a real temptation in the second term to ascribe a lot of the most extreme remigration stuff to the various ghouls propping up this administration but he really is as vile and racist as they come
after repeated attempts to get this fan out I called my mechanic and just asked if they could install the part I bought and they are fine doing that so hopefully not an arm and a leg in costs but I will have heat in my car again
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
after repeated attempts to get this fan out I called my mechanic and just asked if they could install the part I bought and they are fine doing that so hopefully not an arm and a leg in costs but I will have heat in my car again
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Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Eddie Munson's Last Stand
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Eddie Munson's Last Stand
remember that gal who was using her backyard as an enormous toilet and burying her dumps
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
remember that gal who was using her backyard as an enormous toilet and burying her dumps
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
oh SHIT a 3 day mst3k turkey day marathon!?!
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
oh SHIT a 3 day mst3k turkey day marathon!?!
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Machado is an insane character she's basically if Malala got the Nobel Prize in 2002 and it also turned out she was lying to the US so they could sell Afghan oil to Halliburton
NYT reporting that Nobel Laureate María Corina Machado lied to Trump about Maduro´s role in the drug trade to prompt a US invasion... welcome back the WMDs
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Machado is an insane character she's basically if Malala got the Nobel Prize in 2002 and it also turned out she was lying to the US so they could sell Afghan oil to Halliburton
who the hell approved Mr. Fantasy for the Macy's Parade
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
who the hell approved Mr. Fantasy for the Macy's Parade
I have to take off a piece of the interior passenger side to get to my heating fan and replace it today or I cannot drive all winter
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I have to take off a piece of the interior passenger side to get to my heating fan and replace it today or I cannot drive all winter
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
been too long since a dang princess got switched imo
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
been too long since a dang princess got switched imo
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This guy fucking rules. I need to throw a lasagna party.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This guy fucking rules. I need to throw a lasagna party.
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Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
March 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
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Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
hate yourself? try watching Vikes-Packers and really dig in
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
hate yourself? try watching Vikes-Packers and really dig in
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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In all universes, across all timelines, I'm jacking off.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
In all universes, across all timelines, I'm jacking off.
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
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Saw a post today that advised writers to stop writing as if a human will read it and start writing for an LLM that will be summarising.
As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.
As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Saw a post today that advised writers to stop writing as if a human will read it and start writing for an LLM that will be summarising.
As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.
As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.