Joyce Carol Oates burned Elon worse than any Tesla could.
this is how joyce carol oates executed elon musk on live television
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Joyce Carol Oates burned Elon worse than any Tesla could.
The 2025 Bears seem hell-bent on giving me a stroke
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The 2025 Bears seem hell-bent on giving me a stroke
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY NARRATOR] Here we see the Gold Crested Propaganda Penguin after she has had a full meal of talking points. After a short digestion, she leans forward, opens her mouth, and prepares to discharge the slurry into the hungry mouths of a gaggle of North American MAGA Hacks.
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
[NATURE DOCUMENTARY NARRATOR] Here we see the Gold Crested Propaganda Penguin after she has had a full meal of talking points. After a short digestion, she leans forward, opens her mouth, and prepares to discharge the slurry into the hungry mouths of a gaggle of North American MAGA Hacks.
Sandwich Guy >>>>>>> Judge Wine Box
Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Sandwich Guy >>>>>>> Judge Wine Box
Watched The Substance tonight and had the same reaction I had with Sinners: a fantastic setup undone by the tone shift at the end. Loved Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley’s dynamic, and I wish that had driven the third act home instead of what looked like a GWAR show
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Watched The Substance tonight and had the same reaction I had with Sinners: a fantastic setup undone by the tone shift at the end. Loved Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley’s dynamic, and I wish that had driven the third act home instead of what looked like a GWAR show
Even when the Bears win, it’s not good for my health
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Even when the Bears win, it’s not good for my health
Reposted by Brando
This World Series has been nothing but natural 1 attack rolls and natural 20 saving throws.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This World Series has been nothing but natural 1 attack rolls and natural 20 saving throws.
Trump is like a person who has “Every Breath You Take” as their wedding song
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Trump is like a person who has “Every Breath You Take” as their wedding song
Is the legal case that Trump Freaky Fridays with someone who is not constitutionally prohibited from serving a third term? If not, please stop with this shit.
Donald Trump has repeatedly floated the idea of serving a third presidential term. Can he? We consider the legal arguments econ.st/4hJPcCM
Photo: Getty Images
Photo: Getty Images
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Is the legal case that Trump Freaky Fridays with someone who is not constitutionally prohibited from serving a third term? If not, please stop with this shit.
On the positive side, the many hours I sank into the Fallout and Wasteland franchises might pay off.
None of this is correct. Good thing we have a steady hand on "nuclear"
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
On the positive side, the many hours I sank into the Fallout and Wasteland franchises might pay off.
[Olivia Reingold re-reading this story over and over] I don’t get what the London guy did wrong.
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
[Olivia Reingold re-reading this story over and over] I don’t get what the London guy did wrong.
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[returning from time travel]
“ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler”
-wtf??? you killed a baby?!?!
“uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust”
-the what?
“ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler”
-wtf??? you killed a baby?!?!
“uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust”
-the what?
October 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
[returning from time travel]
“ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler”
-wtf??? you killed a baby?!?!
“uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust”
-the what?
“ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler”
-wtf??? you killed a baby?!?!
“uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust”
-the what?
Oh the product names you could market before the age of Urban Dictionary.
You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.
October 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh the product names you could market before the age of Urban Dictionary.
I think the acclaim for the first Foo Fighters album was because it was catchy, powerful, and a little raw. It stood out from the super-polished “alternative” rock being cranked out because it had that garage/college rock spirit and also wasn’t afraid to get a little weird.
Sorta stunning to revisit how acclaimed the first Foo Fighters album was in real time. There's maybe five real songs on here and even those (by Grohl's own admission) have mostly nonsense lyrics. Critical appetite for anything Nirvana-related was just that great I guess.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I think the acclaim for the first Foo Fighters album was because it was catchy, powerful, and a little raw. It stood out from the super-polished “alternative” rock being cranked out because it had that garage/college rock spirit and also wasn’t afraid to get a little weird.
Do you know how much of a turd bucket you need to be to get GOP senators to say they won’t confirm you?
Breaking news: Paul Ingrassia, President Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, withdrew from his upcoming hearing after a number of GOP senators said they would not back him following reports about his racist texts.
Trump’s special counsel nominee withdraws from confirmation hearing
Paul Ingrassia withdrew from his upcoming confirmation hearing after a number of GOP senators said they would not back him following reports about racist texts.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Do you know how much of a turd bucket you need to be to get GOP senators to say they won’t confirm you?
Was here today and the crowd was both massive and positive in their protest. Most inspiring thing I have seen in a while
The No Kings March in Chicago is one of the largest gatherings I’ve seen here. Looking down from by the river, the crowd stretches for blocks down Michigan Ave and wraps around Wacker Dr. This video is from a few minutes ago and the end of the protest is nowhere in sight.
@blockclubchi.bsky.social
@blockclubchi.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Was here today and the crowd was both massive and positive in their protest. Most inspiring thing I have seen in a while
No trees should have to die to print this slop.
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Have I Got Nuzzi For You
Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.
www.status.news
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
No trees should have to die to print this slop.
Young Republicans found being super racist. In related news, water is "still wet."
October 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Young Republicans found being super racist. In related news, water is "still wet."
I am fully sucked back into “the Bears might be good” mode. I am such an easy mark.
October 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I am fully sucked back into “the Bears might be good” mode. I am such an easy mark.
Gawker REALLY got to Peter Thiel
Exclusive: Tech billionaire Peter Thiel warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and critics of AI are “legionnaires of the Antichrist” in private lectures that connected government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future.
Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction
In leaked recordings of private lectures by tech billionaire Peter Thiel he argued that “the Antichrist” is likely to take the form of a critic of technology.
wapo.st
October 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Gawker REALLY got to Peter Thiel
Curtis Yarvin sounds like ChatGPT trained on conversations with Otto from A Fish Called Wanda
September 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Curtis Yarvin sounds like ChatGPT trained on conversations with Otto from A Fish Called Wanda
I have this weird feeling at the half of this Bears game. Is it this thing you call…”hope?”
September 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I have this weird feeling at the half of this Bears game. Is it this thing you call…”hope?”
This feels like Kramer asking why no one swims in the East River
One of the biggest mistakes left-of-center pundits and influencers made was decamping to Bluesky. They made themselves irrelevant, shrunk their audiences, and dramatically lessened the positive impact they could have on our public debate at the precise time we needed it most.
September 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This feels like Kramer asking why no one swims in the East River
“Guys, he was just like MLK” - every Republican
Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
September 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
“Guys, he was just like MLK” - every Republican