All-Seeing Goat Wizard
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Hello, Welcome to Bluesky, the orchestra playing on the titanic as it sinks into the ocean
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I got a Peanuts advent calendar with a little figurine for each day and so far the paint jobs have been… alarming. I think this is supposed to be Rerun but it looks like the ghost of Alfalfa from Little Rascals.
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Oooooo I like this rule A LOT
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Any team that declines a bowl invite should be disqualified from CFP consideration the following season
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oooooo I like this rule A LOT
If I was a player I'd be pissed because I'd want to eat a giant wildberry pop tart when I won
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If I was a player I'd be pissed because I'd want to eat a giant wildberry pop tart when I won
I'll take the Texas AM & Georgia path way before the Alabama & Oregon or Texas Tech path.
Ohio State losing to Indiana may have given them a much better seed and set Indiana up for an early exit which is hilarious.
Ohio State losing to Indiana may have given them a much better seed and set Indiana up for an early exit which is hilarious.
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'll take the Texas AM & Georgia path way before the Alabama & Oregon or Texas Tech path.
Ohio State losing to Indiana may have given them a much better seed and set Indiana up for an early exit which is hilarious.
Ohio State losing to Indiana may have given them a much better seed and set Indiana up for an early exit which is hilarious.
Constructive feedback for Ryan Day on his annual review would be to recruit a kicker
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Constructive feedback for Ryan Day on his annual review would be to recruit a kicker
FIVE LOSS ACC CHAMPION
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
FIVE LOSS ACC CHAMPION
God seems busy tonight.
All glory to God....
Luckily God is super interested in the 2025 ACC championship game winner with 5 losses.
All glory to God....
Luckily God is super interested in the 2025 ACC championship game winner with 5 losses.
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
God seems busy tonight.
All glory to God....
Luckily God is super interested in the 2025 ACC championship game winner with 5 losses.
All glory to God....
Luckily God is super interested in the 2025 ACC championship game winner with 5 losses.
Jayden Fielding is 0 for a gazillion in 13-10 losses
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Jayden Fielding is 0 for a gazillion in 13-10 losses
A 13-10 loss right before the playoffs you say?
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A 13-10 loss right before the playoffs you say?
This all day
Who could have predicted that running the 2024 Michigan game plan again would result in a 13-10 loss
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This all day
Shoot Fielding into the sun
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Shoot Fielding into the sun
That drive should have netted 30 yards of penalties alone against Indiana.
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
That drive should have netted 30 yards of penalties alone against Indiana.
I don't care about the outcome of this game if someone can explain to me why Curt Cignetti's nose is so red.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don't care about the outcome of this game if someone can explain to me why Curt Cignetti's nose is so red.
I'm not entirely sure the outcome of this Big Ten championship matters a ton because these two teams are probably going to meet up in a month
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm not entirely sure the outcome of this Big Ten championship matters a ton because these two teams are probably going to meet up in a month
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This graphic is something else
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This graphic is something else
Did anyone get a screenshot of the egregious hold against 97 Kenyatta Jackson where two Indiana defenders literally tackled him in the backfield?
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Did anyone get a screenshot of the egregious hold against 97 Kenyatta Jackson where two Indiana defenders literally tackled him in the backfield?
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Ps For what it's worth Michigan is a second tier, second rate program that either needs to cheat or have a crazy upset to be remotely relevant in my lifetime.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ps For what it's worth Michigan is a second tier, second rate program that either needs to cheat or have a crazy upset to be remotely relevant in my lifetime.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
Ryan Day saying "We're going to win with humility" while Michigan's entire team who claim to be leaders and best is standing around at midfield assuming players want to plant a flag on their logo is the most subtle middle finger ever.
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Ryan Day saying "We're going to win with humility" while Michigan's entire team who claim to be leaders and best is standing around at midfield assuming players want to plant a flag on their logo is the most subtle middle finger ever.
ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED
Stunned by this performance from Dave Portnoy's best freshman quarterback ever
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Stunned by this performance from Dave Portnoy's best freshman quarterback ever
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20 plays 81 yards 11:55 of clock t h r e e p o i n t s
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
20 plays 81 yards 11:55 of clock t h r e e p o i n t s
Ryan Day's desire to run inside the 5 unsuccessfully is more powerful than the sun.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ryan Day's desire to run inside the 5 unsuccessfully is more powerful than the sun.
That rule needs to be changed. There's no reason why a fumble that trickles out of bounds or a bobble in which the other team doesn't even recover it should result in:
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
That rule needs to be changed. There's no reason why a fumble that trickles out of bounds or a bobble in which the other team doesn't even recover it should result in:
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team