All-Seeing Goat Wizard
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Constructive feedback for Ryan Day on his annual review would be to recruit a kicker
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Constructive feedback for Ryan Day on his annual review would be to recruit a kicker
FIVE LOSS ACC CHAMPION
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
FIVE LOSS ACC CHAMPION
God seems busy tonight.
All glory to God....
Luckily God is super interested in the 2025 ACC championship game winner with 5 losses.
All glory to God....
Luckily God is super interested in the 2025 ACC championship game winner with 5 losses.
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
God seems busy tonight.
All glory to God....
Luckily God is super interested in the 2025 ACC championship game winner with 5 losses.
All glory to God....
Luckily God is super interested in the 2025 ACC championship game winner with 5 losses.
Jayden Fielding is 0 for a gazillion in 13-10 losses
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Jayden Fielding is 0 for a gazillion in 13-10 losses
A 13-10 loss right before the playoffs you say?
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A 13-10 loss right before the playoffs you say?
This all day
Who could have predicted that running the 2024 Michigan game plan again would result in a 13-10 loss
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This all day
Shoot Fielding into the sun
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Shoot Fielding into the sun
That drive should have netted 30 yards of penalties alone against Indiana.
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
That drive should have netted 30 yards of penalties alone against Indiana.
I don't care about the outcome of this game if someone can explain to me why Curt Cignetti's nose is so red.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don't care about the outcome of this game if someone can explain to me why Curt Cignetti's nose is so red.
I'm not entirely sure the outcome of this Big Ten championship matters a ton because these two teams are probably going to meet up in a month
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm not entirely sure the outcome of this Big Ten championship matters a ton because these two teams are probably going to meet up in a month
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This graphic is something else
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This graphic is something else
Did anyone get a screenshot of the egregious hold against 97 Kenyatta Jackson where two Indiana defenders literally tackled him in the backfield?
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Did anyone get a screenshot of the egregious hold against 97 Kenyatta Jackson where two Indiana defenders literally tackled him in the backfield?
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Ps For what it's worth Michigan is a second tier, second rate program that either needs to cheat or have a crazy upset to be remotely relevant in my lifetime.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ps For what it's worth Michigan is a second tier, second rate program that either needs to cheat or have a crazy upset to be remotely relevant in my lifetime.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
Ryan Day saying "We're going to win with humility" while Michigan's entire team who claim to be leaders and best is standing around at midfield assuming players want to plant a flag on their logo is the most subtle middle finger ever.
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Ryan Day saying "We're going to win with humility" while Michigan's entire team who claim to be leaders and best is standing around at midfield assuming players want to plant a flag on their logo is the most subtle middle finger ever.
ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED
Stunned by this performance from Dave Portnoy's best freshman quarterback ever
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Stunned by this performance from Dave Portnoy's best freshman quarterback ever
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20 plays 81 yards 11:55 of clock t h r e e p o i n t s
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
20 plays 81 yards 11:55 of clock t h r e e p o i n t s
Ryan Day's desire to run inside the 5 unsuccessfully is more powerful than the sun.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ryan Day's desire to run inside the 5 unsuccessfully is more powerful than the sun.
That rule needs to be changed. There's no reason why a fumble that trickles out of bounds or a bobble in which the other team doesn't even recover it should result in:
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
That rule needs to be changed. There's no reason why a fumble that trickles out of bounds or a bobble in which the other team doesn't even recover it should result in:
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team
Ryan Day is a complete mental case. Using a 5th string TE or a DT as a fullback on the two yard line when you have multiple first round draft picks.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ryan Day is a complete mental case. Using a 5th string TE or a DT as a fullback on the two yard line when you have multiple first round draft picks.
I mean the Ohio State defense is doing its job. A couple disasters for OSU equals on 6-0. Can't blame them for much
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I mean the Ohio State defense is doing its job. A couple disasters for OSU equals on 6-0. Can't blame them for much
Who's this orange dumbass interrupting the football game?
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Who's this orange dumbass interrupting the football game?
The ability for Gus Johnson to be excited for any team as if it were his own is his true secret sauce.
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The ability for Gus Johnson to be excited for any team as if it were his own is his true secret sauce.