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Bryce Malek
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Filmmaker, TV animation story editor, and clinical psychologist—not necessarily in that order
Helen was proud of the fact that she was all-time Hide and Go Seek champ.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My neighbor Stan was a real ladies' man--they swarmed around him at all the parties! I think it was his colorful socks.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Aunt Mildred and her friends liked to believe they were early pioneers that crossed the plains to California. No one had the heart to tell them otherwise.
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Uncle Harry was next in line to be Chief Inspector, but we couldn't get him off that damn hobby horse.
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
November 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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A timeline cleanse. Two hummingbirds taking shelter from the rain inside a rose.

Good night Bluesky.🥰
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
As a psychologist, the hardest part of this test for me—or any retired person—is remembering today’s date.
The Montreal assessment test (MoCA) isn't a cognitive test in the sense Dump means. It's a cognitive impairment test, often used with patients who had a stroke to check their recovery rate. It doesn't test IQ either.
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
October 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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After he passed, we wanted to honor Uncle Jim’s lifelong passion for recycling. Trust me, this is far less disturbing than the coat hooks at my cousin Bill’s house, or that thing in Aunt Janet’s nightstand.
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
October 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I once thought this was obvious but now I’m not so sure: Is it having your cake and eating it too, or eating your cake and having it too?
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Grandpa always wanted a little piece of property he could call his own.
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
We had a dog like this once.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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This. We need this
October 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
October 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
August 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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👀
August 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
May 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Kevin complained his coworkers passed gas all day at work, so he invented a solution.
May 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Today’s wisdom
Before you agree to marry someone you must and I mean MUST:

- see where they keep their thermostat
- find out when they like to leave parties
- watch them load a dishwasher
- see the state of their PC desktop
- hear the voices they do for their pets
May 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It was years before Uncle George learned what (or who) was causing his constipation....
April 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM