Bryce Malek
@brycemalek.bsky.social
Filmmaker, TV animation story editor, and clinical psychologist—not necessarily in that order
Helen was proud of the fact that she was all-time Hide and Go Seek champ.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Helen was proud of the fact that she was all-time Hide and Go Seek champ.
My neighbor Stan was a real ladies' man--they swarmed around him at all the parties! I think it was his colorful socks.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My neighbor Stan was a real ladies' man--they swarmed around him at all the parties! I think it was his colorful socks.
Aunt Mildred and her friends liked to believe they were early pioneers that crossed the plains to California. No one had the heart to tell them otherwise.
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Aunt Mildred and her friends liked to believe they were early pioneers that crossed the plains to California. No one had the heart to tell them otherwise.
Uncle Harry was next in line to be Chief Inspector, but we couldn't get him off that damn hobby horse.
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Uncle Harry was next in line to be Chief Inspector, but we couldn't get him off that damn hobby horse.
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
November 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
Grandpa always wanted a little piece of property he could call his own.
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Grandpa always wanted a little piece of property he could call his own.
We had a dog like this once.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
We had a dog like this once.
Kevin complained his coworkers passed gas all day at work, so he invented a solution.
May 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Kevin complained his coworkers passed gas all day at work, so he invented a solution.
It was years before Uncle George learned what (or who) was causing his constipation....
April 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It was years before Uncle George learned what (or who) was causing his constipation....
Cousin Bob mostly stayed away, except when he dropped by for dinner. He didn't say much, but he did like cats.
April 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Cousin Bob mostly stayed away, except when he dropped by for dinner. He didn't say much, but he did like cats.
Yay! Easter lamb cake!!
March 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Yay! Easter lamb cake!!
IT WASN'T MY FAULT! They make the steering wheels impossible to find on these things
March 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
IT WASN'T MY FAULT! They make the steering wheels impossible to find on these things
Uncle Tomias believed he was a Russian bomber. He only got off the ground once, though--from the garage roof.
February 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Uncle Tomias believed he was a Russian bomber. He only got off the ground once, though--from the garage roof.
Glen believed his mother when she told him the only way he'd find a girlfriend is if he wore a mask.
February 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Glen believed his mother when she told him the only way he'd find a girlfriend is if he wore a mask.
Uncle Merv never knew how close he came to inventing pickleball.
January 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Uncle Merv never knew how close he came to inventing pickleball.
This is my cousin Patty, who always cheated at cards, so we kicked her out of the game. She would sneak back into the room in disguise.
December 30, 2024 at 10:04 PM
This is my cousin Patty, who always cheated at cards, so we kicked her out of the game. She would sneak back into the room in disguise.
Eugene couldn't wait until Dec. 31 to be the New Year's Baby!
December 28, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Eugene couldn't wait until Dec. 31 to be the New Year's Baby!
Cousin Emily always insisted on recreating the "War Against the Cats" every December 7th. Nobody wanted to tell her the cats actually won.
December 7, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Cousin Emily always insisted on recreating the "War Against the Cats" every December 7th. Nobody wanted to tell her the cats actually won.