Bryan Joiner
@bryanjoiner.bsky.social
Media guy @ beerinsights.com (yes really) and Red Sox writer for Over the Monster, otherwise F1, Patriots, Martha’s Vineyard (regional high school), dogs
Into Thin Air
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Into Thin Air
“You come first, Israeli citizens”
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
“You come first, Israeli citizens”
Rama is absolutely between parties
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Rama is absolutely between parties
Wasted no time www.nyc.gov/mayors-office
Official Site of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani - NYC Mayor's Office
Learn about the mayor and get news from the Mayor's Office.
www.nyc.gov
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Wasted no time www.nyc.gov/mayors-office
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It could happen this year
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
It could happen this year
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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[Jeff Goldblum removing his sunglasses to look at a giant pile of dinosaur shit] It's time to choose the best opinion piece of the year
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
[Jeff Goldblum removing his sunglasses to look at a giant pile of dinosaur shit] It's time to choose the best opinion piece of the year
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Put together some thoughts about Mike F and his greatest posts for @flaminghydra.com
flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Put together some thoughts about Mike F and his greatest posts for @flaminghydra.com
flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
truly one of the geniuses of posting
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
I’ve finally almost got the Mayor Pete dance down
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’ve finally almost got the Mayor Pete dance down
I married US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in a private, intimate ceremony
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I married US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in a private, intimate ceremony
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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We watching Giants Raiders as a family?
December 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We watching Giants Raiders as a family?
December 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
I was worried Matt LaFleur had been cured of being Matt LaFleur by that first drive, glad he’s fine
December 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I was worried Matt LaFleur had been cured of being Matt LaFleur by that first drive, glad he’s fine
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Me to my boy: Marty Supreme?
Him: Hanging with a crime reporter in Belgrade
sure
Him: Hanging with a crime reporter in Belgrade
sure
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me to my boy: Marty Supreme?
Him: Hanging with a crime reporter in Belgrade
sure
Him: Hanging with a crime reporter in Belgrade
sure
Everyone who spoke of this flu’s wrath was correct
December 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Everyone who spoke of this flu’s wrath was correct
“Fuck… the world is changed”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“Fuck… the world is changed”